Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 14.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 114 24.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 84 18.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 193 41.8%
  • Total voters
    462
Maude Snew said:
I didn't even notice the tie at first over everything else that is wrong. You could look at this picture a thousand times and still find something new and wrong, like is he wearing a lot of eyeliner or are his eyes just that sunken in, the weird flesh colored suit shorts, the entire situation around the belt, I don't know how you'd come up with a less appealing picture honestly, and that's just Nick.
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Maybe it’s because I used to sell suits in a department store back in college and had to tie people’s ties all day every day, but that was the first thing I noticed. How the fuck can he pretend to be a lawyer when he can’t even tie a tie correctly?
 
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Potentially Cat Mom said:
He could have done a breakdown of the latest court filing. Read thru and point to all the ways he believes Hardin lied. He said once he liked Hardin. Don’t think that will last long.
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He doesn't know how Hardin lied, he just is proclaiming it before reading the filing and will bullshit something later
 
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KittyLoaf said:
Is Nick wearing eye makeup?
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Eyeliner for sure. Just a small town cuck:
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Ethan Ralph is on KeanuCast
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John Andrews Stan said:
If the photo was taken in their backyard, there’s a non-zero chance one of Nick and Kayla’s children was told to take the photo.
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There's also a non-zero chance that Ethan Ralph took it which would be hilarious. I compared the trees. Almost identical greenery. House went for sale in late August 2018.
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Zillow:
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Nick pic:
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Who took this? And wasn't also it in August?
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Melty Butter said:
Oh hey! We got the whole pic. EVS sent it to Keanu. She's live right now and showed it.
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Heels confirmed.
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Nick's outfit is like something out of peewee herman. The tie is awful. But the pink shorts and shirt combo are somehow almost worse. The shorts make him look like he has bird legs. Both women have bigger legs than Nick does. Real grandpa body there. The shoes are awful too and complete that horrific outfit.

The man just has no sense of style at all.
 
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Melty Butter said:
There's also a non-zero chance that Ethan Ralph took it which would be hilarious. I compared the trees. Almost identical greenery. House went for sale in late August 2018.
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Until proven otherwise he wore the cluck cuck fursuit while filming nick and his holes. You know he was jacking it as well.
 
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Back to 154 viewers

Suffah, Keanu

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"I didn't agree what you did in that video, but how was it relevant to Nick?"

No wonder Keanu and Geno backstabbed Aaron then crawled back, they're retarded Judases

"Gabe took advantage of me!"
She's legit retarded. Gabe delivered a nothingburger and shit stream that wasted everyone's time but he also brought in nearly 20x the viewers Keanu normally gets and more superchats than she'll ever get again in her life. No reason to snake this hard. Throwing Gabe under the bus for a shitty stream that was both their faults won't save her.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Back to 154 viewers

Suffah, Keanu

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"I didn't agree what you did in that video, but how was it relevant to Nick?"

No wonder Keanu and Geno backstabbed Aaron then crawled back

"Gabe took advantage of me!"
She's legit retarded
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I am absolutely never listening to another second of this stupid cunt whore's voice again. Will wait for the clips were Ralph goes off dropping N bombs and calling her a whore/threatening to rape her on his next stream though lmao
 
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Vibralldo said:
Back to 154 viewers

Suffah, Keanu

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"I didn't agree what you did in that video, but how was it relevant to Nick?"

No wonder Keanu and Geno backstabbed Aaron then crawled back

"Gabe took advantage of me!"
She's legit retarded. Gabe delivered a nothingburger and shit stream that wasted everyone's time but he also brought in nearly 20x the viewers she normally gets and more superchats than she'll ever get in her life. No reason to snake this hard.
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Just leave it be. It's Ralph.

She's gonna learn eventually. The hard way. I can guarantee it.
 
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