Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Karen Horney]

Why is wearing a pink shirt, with pink shorts, a pink tie, and reddish shoes?

Looks like a corny Valentine's Day photoshoot. Taken two months late, judging by the greenery.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Oh hey! We got the whole pic. EVS sent it to Keanu. She's live right now and showed it.
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Heels confirmed.

God he looks like that one guy who puts on face paint and pretends to be a school boy.
SmartSchoolboy9 I think? Same faggy vibes.

"Raw silliness for a fun photoshoot" he says as he dresses up like a nightmare pdf

E:
YOU SEE IT TOO! Glad I am not alone in this.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Some small drama YouTuber needs to fire up a stream called "World's Best Dad" later on today on Father's Day and do it on Nick. Going over his history for normies, just to lure Nick into the chat. Only to dunk on him seething in a no name streamer's chat when he should be spending time with his family. I guarantee he'd fall for the obvious bait. He's too wet brained and narcissistic to ignore it.

Even if no one thinks of this idea, he'll still be on Xitter fighting with literally whos while he should be celebrating the holiday with his family.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

Antivirals? For what? His fucking HIV infection? Mommy is 100% getting him more "legal" stimmy pills

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

He just needed to think of a plausible lie, first.

Why would he need anti-viral medication for his own viral infection, in his mother's name?

 

[Fapcop]

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Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

Anti viral?!

NICK HAS AIDS CONFIRMED!!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Antivirals? For what?

I’m guessing Valtrex for his herpes. I think it was over a year ago that I said Celeste looks like a dirty bitch and my stance has only been validated since then.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Any April updates? Picture unrelated.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Clearly this post is being paid by Big Balldo.

How many KNU’s are you being paid?

0 I loathe Nick.

 

[Tayto]

He stopped doing trials and that is why all the other LawTuber's numbers stagnated. He is in control of LawTube. If Nick stops streaming trials, everyone else suffers as well. Isn't that weird. DUI Guy, Good Lawgic, Legal Mindset, and Emily D. Baker and including Nick's numbers went down because he stopped streaming trials. Don't you get it, Kurt? Also, Nick's reason are not excuses.

You hear these stories all the time about people winning the lottery, but they're no-name nobody gamblers who spend all their money on booze & lottery tickets. They win 100mil, set for life, but then 2 years later you find out they're penniless, homeless and close to suicide - they got lucky, but squandered it because they didn't have the mentality or capacity to deal with the position they suddenly found themselves in.

This is Nicks story, a boring, no-name, talentless schmuck who happened to stumble into the right place at the right time to win that lottery ticket, but like most lottery winners he didn't have the mentality or capacity to maintain his new position in life and ended up back where he began. All he can do now is brag about how lucky he got once, whilst pretending he got there via skill and talent rather than dumbfuck luck. And he knows it was luck, which is why he lashes out at people that are now either on par or more successful than him using actual skill.

The only thing Nick is in control of is how viciously he beats his wife and kids.

 

[Fapcop]

Other than those two possibilities, what else could even Nick's swiss-cheese wetbrain even remotely misconstrue as "lying" in this filing? Does he know something we don’t

Nah, he’s just retarded.

You missed his actual argument here, which isn’t that strange since it’s so dumb that I had to listen twice to understand it.

When Nick says “Hardin is lying”, he’s referring to the “public interest”. Hardin lied, since the REAL reason is a “private campaign of shaming”.

I was about to say that it’s shocking that a lawyer doesn’t understand the legal definition of “private interest” but then I remembered it’s Rekieta.

Ralph saying people want rackets dead. To be fair, yeah. Medicinally dosing your child with cocaine doesn't really help your case.
Nick wished death on people who did far less.

Ralph sweeping for Nick is so goddamn retarded and bitch ass pathetic.

He went all the way to Minnesota to sweep, and didn’t just deny the name his daddy gave him, but also picked up a charge.

And what did Ralph get in return? Not even sloppy handjob from April or any love from Nick.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Ok I just saw this picture



Go ahead and give me the puzzle prices.

His fashion sense is ass. Peach colored shirt and shorts. The tie is so egregious. He can't tie it correctly both ends are wrong. The knot isn't tied correctly, from what I can see (due to the quality) he tried a "four in hand" style but there is no dimple at the bottom of the knot. Most knots have a dimple at the base. Even if it's supposed to be goofy the tie and shoes clash with the shirt and shorts. If it were just the shirt, shorts, and a pair of khaki dock shoes or flip flops it would be fine (except for the wrinkles). A tie is meant to complement the the shirt not the focal point. For a flaming faggot who's eaten another man's semen, he sure doesn't have the fashion sensibilities of one.

Edit : grammar

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Poor crackets kids seeing our wife and their mom be a skank.

it's far from the worst thing their father has done to them.

 

[Fapcop]

Ok I just saw this picture

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Go ahead and give me the puzzle prices.

His fashion sense is ass. Peach colored shirt and shorts. The tie is so egregious. He can't tie it correctly both ends are wrong. The knot isn't tied correctly, from what I can see (due to the quality) he tried a "four in hand" style but there is no dimple at the bottom of the knot. Most knots have a dimple at the base. Even if it's supposed to be goofy the tie and shoes clash with the shirt and shorts. If it were just the shirt, shorts, and a pair khaki of dock shoes or flip flops it would be fine (except for the wrinkles). A tie is meant to complement the the shirt not the focal point. For a flaming faggot who's eaten another man's semen, he sure doesn't have the fashion sensibilities of one.

As someone else said very succinctly: He looks like a wacky sidekick character from a shitty comic.

Whenever Nick “dresses to impress” he always picks shit that might have looked alright on a guy in his 20ies, but looks cring and pathetic on a married father of five in his forties.

You see the same tendency on wine moms in their 40ies, who dress like they’re still in college. It’s very feminine and very cringe.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

And what did Ralph get in return? Not even sloppy handjob from April or any love from Nick.

Now now, I'm sure the sloppy love from Nick was given while Ralph was there, Nick loves micropeens so much he counts every time someone mentions them.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Happy Fathers Day all btw.
Here's to Nick showing us how it's done by malnourishing five kids, getting an eight year old on coke, and slamming his son into a wall.
All while treating the mother of his children like a used up husk and having fun with a crack floozy on the side while his kids go unfed without any clean clothes.
Cheers to you nick.
Pour yourself the strongest booze you got cause clearly they're not gonna drug test you ever. Drink up.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

After reviewing this segment repeatedly and clipping, Nick - in true whitebread ass nigga form - acts like a lover scorned, hollering in the Balldo Bunker within earshot of children at a two year old video of Kurt. Tempestuous and full of vitriol, he whines, spits and toots at Kurt. And for what?

it's honestly impressive just how little nick knows about how youtube works in spite of how it was his full time job for 5 years. his commitment to learning as little as possible with whatever he does is remarkable.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

it's honestly impressive just how little nick knows about how youtube works in spite of how it was his full time job for 5 years. his commitment to learning as little as possible with whatever he does is remarkable.

In Nick's mind he doesn't *need* to learn - he already knows everything.

 

[Oxyjen]

What the fuck is wrong with outfit?

1. Why is wearing a pink shirt, with pink shorts, a pink tie, and reddish shoes? He may as well wear a pink jumpsuit

It’s Nick humor - he is in an (ironically) erect penis costume.

This picture exists and Nick is sharing it proudly. Imagine what others exist that he hasn’t thought of a way to leak yet.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Whenever Nick “dresses to impress” he always picks shit that might have looked alright on a guy in his 20ies

More like "The 20s," The Roaring Twenties. This guy's done up in makeup like Harold Lloyd. This guy is dressed for vaudeville.

HE'S A FAGGOT!
HE'S AN ANACHRONISM!
HE'S GAY!

It’s Nick humor - he is in an (ironically) erect penis costume.

This isn't far-fetched, it's extremely plausible.