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Aunt Carol said:
Also two sizes of pocket uterus.
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I will never understand why hentai has such an obsession with uterus penetration, and I can only imagine the pain involved for the women whose partners figure out that it isn't something that can actually happen.
Aunt Carol said:
I figured those "jelly" toys are impulse items that get discarded quickly, or are bought by people who don't know better.

Anyway, time to post the Jar of Melted Sex Toys again: (archive)
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I've heard people who shell out big bucks for fancy silicon sex toys that end up falling apart and need to be thrown away. It gives me very little confidence that its something that is as body safe as it is portrayed as. Especially some of the super soft shit that looks like you can tear it with your hands. Is there any regulation other than "Trust me bro"?
 
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Aunt Carol said:
I figured those "jelly" toys are impulse items that get discarded quickly, or are bought by people who don't know better.

Anyway, time to post the Jar of Melted Sex Toys again: (archive)
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If it's made out of silicone, the device leches silicone oil. It is non toxic but is an ingredient in material list as it provides pliability and softness.
Silicone should be surface cured/platinum cured like silicone lines in hospitals due to porosity and holes for bacteria.
Silicone objects are baked to remove silicone oil from them. Usually this isn't done as the process is lengthy and energy intensive.

Silicone based lubricants will also swiftly swell and ruin the objects.
Vinyl based devices can degrade themselves, known as dildo-rot.
 
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peble said:
It will be a good day when toys like this somehow get a high mass and I can finally get crushed under them.
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Look into glass microbeads--that's what people use to stuff weighted blankets. Plastic pellets are cheaper, and might work better if you're planning on being killed by multiple stuffed animals.
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Casting resurrection on a dead thread to post my aliexpress find
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Aunt Carol said:
Look into glass microbeads--that's what people use to stuff weighted blankets. Plastic pellets are cheaper, and might work better if you're planning on being killed by multiple stuffed animals.
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I think it would have trouble with weight distribution. Unless you plan on stuffing it solely with beads if you put a mix of stuffing and beads the beads will flow down to the lowest parts of the doll. I have no idea how to fix that btw. Sewing pockets of them into the doll felt weird and it gave a weird texture.
 
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cactus said:
Oh God, the comic sans is the best part.
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I like how the bunny has a bra on, but no breasts, but the bra is where a human would have breasts and not where a bunny has nipples.
Ruined by the Rain said:
I think it would have trouble with weight distribution. Unless you plan on stuffing it solely with beads if you put a mix of stuffing and beads the beads will flow down to the lowest parts of the doll. I have no idea how to fix that btw. Sewing pockets of them into the doll felt weird and it gave a weird texture.
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I know people make weighted stuffed animals for therapeutic purposes, so there have to be how-to guides out there. OTOH those are likely guides for a stuffed bear or dog, and not entire human. (I just saw weighted stuffed Hershey Kisses; they were only 5 pounds but they were about the size of a curled-up cat.)

Maybe the thing to do would be sewing pockets of beads in the places where, on a human body, postmortem lividity would settle.

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...oh, duh. Grappling dummies! They almost always ship unfilled; looks like the BJJ/MMA/etc. community recommends using rubber mulch to get a man-sized form to 50-70 pounds. That's the crumbed-up waste rubber you can buy by the sack at the hardware store, usually used for playgrounds and sports fields. It'd probably be easier to keep to one part of the body than sand or beads are.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
That's the crumbed-up waste rubber you can buy by the sack at the hardware store, usually used for playgrounds and sports fields. It'd probably be easier to keep to one part of the body than sand or beads are.
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But then it'll lack the cuddly quality that one looks for in a doll.

Aunt Carol said:
Maybe the thing to do would be sewing pockets of beads in the places where, on a human body, postmortem lividity would settle.
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They sew pockets of beads into either the middle of the body or the part that lay flat in animal plushies. I think if the doll has a furry surface it hide the feeling of the beads but when it's a smoother cloth I can feel the packet through the stuffing.

I prefer my doll just stuffing. I don't really like the weighted ones. I tried adding weights to mine and I don't like it. If anyone wants to know a 170cm human doll would have about 6-10kg in stuffing. If it's a bigger or wider one it might be heavier. So if you get your hand on one it's already pretty heavy.

Edit: I'm pretty sure someone has tried to fuck this thing before.
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A cumsock is a utilitarian thing, right? Not a toy, but it's still used in the process of onanism.

I guess a better question would have been "is a positioning wedge a sex toy?" The users aren't interacting directly with the wedge, the wedge by itself is not erotic, but it's being used to facilitate the users' sexual positions.
 
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I will never understand why hentai has such an obsession with uterus penetration, and I can only imagine the pain involved for the women whose partners figure out that it isn't something that can actually happen.
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I fucking hate this trend. I used to be in an "after dark" group chat (which had a lot of other lulzy/red flag things besides this) and I mentioned how much of a turn-off uterine penetration is when I see it in the middle of an otherwise "normal" hentai, and this one guy chimes in with "well just imagine it feels good." Nigga what??? Why not imagine penetrating the pupil of your eyeball feels good? Why not imagine rupturing someone's eardrum and fucking their brain feels good? Oh wait, degenerate coomers actually make that fetish art.
I was so disturbed that I actually started to question the morality of hentai/porn in general. I started significantly decreasing my usage after that. Shit's a fucking cognitohazard.
Frosty Fetus said:
I think my greatest fear about the balldo is the fact that it may or may not cut or restrict sperms from the testicle. I'm pretty sure prolonged usage would make you sterile.
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You say that like sterilizing the idiots who use balldos is a bad thing.
 
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