Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Unrelated to baby powder what the fuck is with blacks DOUSING everything in sauce. I was holding off on posting this cause something something unfair stereotypes but even my intelligent generally not trashy well educated black coworkers fucking DOUSE everything. There's some sandwich place near work that even when you tell them to take it easy on the sauce they pour so much shit on it the toasted bread is soggy within a minute but my co-workers' short out and go "MMMM DAS SAUCY" like it's a selling point. God forbid a black make you a hamburger.

My present rage comes from Taco Bell jsut now (clown me) where there was a fine young African American woman working the back appeared to be the one preparing my food. They put this yummy sauce in the quesadilla there. Odd to put sauce in a quesadilla but whatever. Well, when I got it it's like they completely forgot the fact there was supposed to be cheese in them. I took a bite and just got tongue fucked by whatever the fuck the sauce is. Like it squirted out everywhere. I sensed no cheese. Opened it, quite literally no cheese in places. Threw it out. Okay maybe my bean burrito is better off? Maybe 3 times the red sauce by weight in the burrito than bean. My working theory has something to do with them being used to lower quality meat? I know trailer trash whites douse everything in hot sauce so maybe it's related. Either way it's vile.
 
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Shrek said:
Unrelated to baby powder what the fuck is with blacks DOUSING everything in sauce. I was holding off on posting this cause something something unfair stereotypes but even my intelligent generally not trashy well educated black coworkers fucking DOUSE everything. There's some sandwich place near work that even when you tell them to take it easy on the sauce they pour so much shit on it the toasted bread is soggy within a minute but my co-workers' short out and go "MMMM DAS SAUCY" like it's a selling point. God forbid a black make you a hamburger.

My present rage comes from Taco Bell jsut now (clown me) where there was a fine young African American woman working the back appeared to be the one preparing my food. They put this yummy sauce in the quesadilla there. Odd to put sauce in a quesadilla but whatever. Well, when I got it it's like they completely forgot the fact there was supposed to be cheese in them. I took a bite and just got tongue fucked by whatever the fuck the sauce is. Like it squirted out everywhere. I sensed no cheese. Opened it, quite literally no cheese in places. Threw it out. Okay maybe my bean burrito is better off? Maybe 3 times the red sauce by weight in the burrito than bean. My working theory has something to do with them being used to lower quality meat? I know trailer trash whites douse everything in hot sauce so maybe it's related. Either way it's vile.
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sauce = tasty
thing good
more of thing = gooder?
more sauce = more tasty?
lots of sauce = lots of tasty
infinite sauce = a potential infinitum of tasyness may be possible, must continue testing this hypothesis

their scientific methods are beyond your comprehension
 
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AndSothisIsChristmas said:
Then just throw in some cumin and garlic powder, it isn’t that hard.
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garlic powder is not very good imo, i just take some fresh garlic, and slice it into reslly tiny pieces, i have a bunch of other herbs in my garden, so i get fresh herbs and the likes for free
Adorable Steak Sandwich said:
so my theory is since they make fun of white people for drinking so much water, they are consistently dehydrated and crave wetness.
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their salt intake doesnt rly help tbh
 
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Adorable Steak Sandwich said:
so my theory is since they make fun of white people for drinking so much water, they are consistently dehydrated and crave wetness.
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i think they'll make fun of white people for anything, they consider anything simple and down to earth- drinking water, swimming, hiking, gardening, eating simple food, wearing plain clothes, driving functional and not over-the-top cars, etc- to be too "poor" for them
not poor in the literal sense mind you, a nice high quality steak or some cheese will typically cost you more in most developed countries than a mcdonalds chicken meal or a bag of imitation cheese, but the latter has more ingredients in it so they think it's better for that reason

they don't drink water because, firstly they forget, they struggle with detecting their base biological needs like thirst, and secondly, why drink water when you can have some koolaid? more sugar, more tasty, more flavah, more RED, so it must be better than water, right? they'll drink that all day and wonder why they're thirsty

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they're just a species that is allergic to water and need to find creative ways to survive on our strange planet covered in it and full of creatures that sustain off of it
 
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