Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SigmaBalls]

But you fail to consider this important, well-known fact: he's used AI sometimes, so therefore he's an expert.

I like that Nick has the perfect rig to run stable diffusion at home, but as far as i'm aware, he just lazily/shittily/retardedly uses GROK of all things and calls it a day.
That's nicky!

 

[KingofSomething]

Oh hey! We got the whole pic. EVS sent it to Keanu. She's live right now and showed it.
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Heels confirmed.

Ethan is exactly the kind of "friend" Nick deserves. Sweeps for him one minute, just to snake him for absolutely no reason the next by leaking shit like this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan is exactly the kind of "friend" Nick deserves. Sweeps for him one minute, just to snake him for absolutely no reason the next by leaking shit like this.

I suspect Ethan “leaked” the photo to distract attention from what was then the looming Gabe stream and from himself being targeted by Gabe over the many crowdfunded projects Ethan has yet to deliver. Nick didn’t seem to mind the photo being out there. Remember, he gets off on showing off his degeneracy.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I suspect Ethan “leaked” the photo to distract attention from what was then the looming Gabe stream and from himself being targeted by Gabe over the many crowdfunded projects Ethan has yet to deliver. Nick didn’t seem to mind the photo being out there. Remember, he gets off on showing off his degeneracy.

Or, Ethan is jealous of the man in the photo because he thinks having two women (no matter if both had sex with Aaron Imholte and one of them had to leave and the other almost divorced him) is "cool".
I mean, anyone sweeping for Nick has to be a degenerate too, no one else can stand him.

 

[Melty Butter]

What an amazing way to lose every single atom of goodwill.

Keanu, you do realise Ethan Ralph is a rapist, right? A convicted sex offender?
He put his chubby little penis in a sleeping woman's mouth and still reminisces to this day it was the best BJ he's ever had.
You literally cried on Fatrick MAPton's show because you being a victim of rape?

Agree. I was so monumentally annoyed by her fake stupidity last night, I considered (more seriously than in the past), writing an OP on her. There is a lot of dirt to be found.

Like, sorry bitch, you watch Kino Casino, you know EXACTLY who Ethan Ralph is.

Leaving aside the fact that she can't run basic tech on her show, and has ZERO coherent moral center on ANYTHING (including the abuse of women which she pretends to care about), she somehow thinks that being friendly with Ethan fucking Ralph makes any sense in any universe.

She said at least 3x that she doesn't wish any bad will on Nick and thinks he's a good person at his core. WHAT?

This is intentional stupidity. Girl, you are 30+ fucking years old. I don't particularly want to pull up pics of your butt hole and track down the dirt on you giving BJs for coke, but this is NOT entertaining and you are embarrassing to anyone who - for a brief moment - was rooting for you.

... Then, I woke up this morning and better angels visited. What's the point of an OP on Keanu? No one will care about her in 7 days.

Also, read the fucking texts, Keanu. That's all you have left.

(Sorry, rant over. I needed that off my chest.)

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Why should he have used the noun? His mistake is incorrect comma use, it should be "...it would present, manipulatively, as benevolent or benign". But whatever, it's not like the guy has a degree in writing.

Either way is correct. I had this whole thing written out alogging the comma, but it was just too retarded.

 

[Vibralldo]

So Nick is basically trying to block the release by pretending Josh is too close to the case/has a personal vendetta against him and wants to publicly shame him? And this means that in this case the release of the footage wouldn't fall under 'public interest'?

Does that mean if we get a completely unrelated neutral party to do a request for the body-cam Rekieta wouldn't block it, can someone contact EWU or one of the other million YouTube channels that post body-cam footage every day.

Good thing Null isn't asking for its release. Hardin and other lawyers are.

 

[Swole McPole]

Keanu has been branding herself as a crusader against men who physically and mentally abuse women, including talking to media about her own experiences (e.g. a professional Trump impersonator ex-boyfriend who broke her wrist).

Wait, she was banging a guy who made a living impersonating the Donald? With the orange fake tan and the blonde comb over?

Weirdest fetish ever. Makes Rekieta's love life seem normal by comparison.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I hope they were able to find a tripod in that hoarder house, otherwise they probably had one of the kids take that gross pink and red picture.

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph saying people want rackets dead. To be fair, yeah. Medicinally dosing your child with cocaine doesn't really help your case.
Nick wished death on people who did far less.

And Nick wants women that make fun of him to die.

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"Because it was funny", screams the least funny man, "im just silly and weird." You know maybe embarrassing your children and yourselves isn't worth a shit joke. It might be worth it if you were actually funny like Ralph, but you failed at even that. Its all cringe on the tl.

Photoshoot for what? Was this professionally taken? Why? Is there more? I have so many questions.

People trying to figure out what lies Nick refers to are wasting your time.

We saw during the Frank's motion that Nick's definition of lie is very different between applying to himself and others. He still maintains the cop lied because he didn't explicitly state where the video was taken from, even though adding such an explanation would have made no difference.

To this date, Nick will say he hasn't lied about anything. He started swinging only after all the denials, don't you know?

Nick doesn't have logic when it comes to lies, it's just say whatever helps him in the moment

 

[Stationary aszs]

Ok I just saw this picture

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Go ahead and give me the puzzle prices.

His fashion sense is ass. Peach colored shirt and shorts. The tie is so egregious. He can't tie it correctly both ends are wrong. The knot isn't tied correctly, from what I can see (due to the quality) he tried a "four in hand" style but there is no dimple at the bottom of the knot. Most knots have a dimple at the base. Even if it's supposed to be goofy the tie and shoes clash with the shirt and shorts. If it were just the shirt, shorts, and a pair of khaki dock shoes or flip flops it would be fine (except for the wrinkles). A tie is meant to complement the the shirt not the focal point. For a flaming faggot who's eaten another man's semen, he sure doesn't have the fashion sensibilities of one.

Edit : grammar

One thing I just thought of... who is taking the photo?

Edit: @Rabid Weasels beat me to it

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick cannot bring himself to watch any of the former LawTube members or panelists. He stopped doing trials and that is why all the other LawTuber's numbers stagnated. He is in control of LawTube. If Nick stops streaming trials, everyone else suffers as well. Isn't that weird. DUI Guy, Good Lawgic, Legal Mindset, and Emily D. Baker and including Nick's numbers went down because he stopped streaming trials. Don't you get it, Kurt? Also, Nick's reason are not excuses.

This is beyond sad and pathetic

Nick STILL thinks he's a special snowflake rockstar that can pull 100,000 people despite now averaging less than 1% of that. It's just muh algorithm and Nick choosing to not be popular (for some reason) and this is a transparent and pathetic attempt to try and get lawtube to boost him up by lying and say they need him to boost him up.

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Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

Why wasn't it in Nick's name, then if he was sick?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick claims he's deliberately leaving breadcrumbs and yet we're the bad guys for investigating them and posting our findings

Well, Keanu now platforms a man who is a convicted sex offender and who has been illicitly recorded as threatening to kill his 2nd wife.

So it looks like Keanu supports and condones distribution of pornography for purposes of revenge / malfeasance against women, as well as verbal, physical and mental abuse against female spouses.

Well done, Keanu.

Melton should link her butthole photos again
If Ralph's revenge porn is ok then surely Melton posting publicly available photos of her should be ok too

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

When he farts, trace amounts of Aaron's tadpoles are found on his pants.


Anti-viral for what? HIV?

Valtrex is my guess.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Why wasn't it in Nick's name, then if he was sick?

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here, I've taken pain medication scripted to another family member, just because it was leftover after their course of treatment.
Saved me a painful trip to the drug store.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here

I'm not, it's Nick.
He's lying.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here, I've taken pain medication scripted to another family member, just because it was leftover after their course of treatment.
Saved me a painful trip to the drug store.

Nah. Nick's probably getting his mom to get him additional addy scripts because he's grown tolerant of the existing ones

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here, I've taken pain medication scripted to another family member, just because it was leftover after their course of treatment.
Saved me a painful trip to the drug store.

Momma Celeste knows how little Nitrous Nicky can get without his scripts, I'm sure she just loaned him a few hundred whatever. Or maybe some valium to keep Qayla in a Qoma. Stupid whore of a daughter-in-law, can't even keep their precious son happy.

 

[RussianParasite]

There have been some good observations about this photo so far, including that Kayla looks busted and Nick can’t dress himself like an adult.

However, there are three things that stand out to me about this photo that I think are being glossed over: infidelity, drug abuse, and child neglect.

KYS, Nick.

 

[Beavis]

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.