Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Stan]

I tried opening my mail with my folding knife (reasonably similar to zack's tiny knives) as an experiment and I didn't think it was particularly comfortable or efficient compared to using an actual letter opener knife. There's a reason letter openers have a long skinny fixed blade and are quite dull; they work better and are safer. You can open your letter with one motion instead of cutting little baby bites down the seam and don't have to worry about stabbing yourself by accident.

 

[break these cuffs]

If society needs "toilet cops", then people who aspire to be "toilet cops" should be applauded.

Just last year I was dreading having to be the toilet cop as my daughter gets older. My wife and I had talked about what would happen when she got old enough to go into the ladies room on her own, but not old enough to recognize threats or stand up for herself. We were in agreement that she'd go into the men's room with me if we weren't in our rural comfort zones where you don't have to worry about troons.

How embarrassed would my daughter be? How much would she hate me? Would she refuse to go in the men's room and end up wetting herself? Would she do it out of protest? Would she refuse to go out in public with me? Would it get so bad we'd have to schedule things so that she always went out in public with my wife or make sure a friend's mom was around when we're out in a group?

I tried opening my mail with my folding knife (reasonably similar to zack's tiny knives) as an experiment and I didn't think it was particularly comfortable or efficient compared to using an actual letter opener knife. There's a reason letter openers have a long skinny fixed blade and are quite dull; they work better and are safer. You can open your letter with one motion instead of cutting little baby bites down the seam and don't have to worry about stabbing yourself by accident.

A sharp knife can be used to open letter just fine. If you're cutting little baby bites it's because your knife is dull and you're tearing the paper. A sharp knife requires a bit of technique because it's very easy to get off track and slice down the face of the envelope. Letter openers size and shape are great for opening envelopes because they were designed to do that.

As as experiment, take your knife and look down the length of the edge towards a light so that the apex catches the light. If you can see light reflecting down the apex that means it's >1 micron wide. That's quite dull, but where the average person's knives are because they don't get sharpened as much as they should if ever.

 

[Stan]

A sharp knife can be used to open letter just fine. If you're cutting little baby bites it's because your knife is dull and your tearing the paper. A sharp knife requires a bit of technique because it's very easy to get off track and slice down the face of the envelope. Letter openers size and shape are great for opening envelopes because they were designed to do that.

Ah, I thought it was the blade length holding me back - it’s like 3” blade on a pink folding knife with the quick release. And I was also having issues with it slicing down the face of the env too, so the whole process just seemed messier, riskier, and stupider than using a letter opener.

As as experiment, take your knife and look down the length of the edge towards a light so that the apex catches the light. If you can see light reflecting down the apex that means it's >1 micron wide. That's quite dull, but where the average person's knives are because they don't get sharpened as much as they should.

It was sharp as heck when I got it but you are right. I haven’t sharpened it once over a few years of light to medium use and it may benefit from that.

Basically my point is Zack is retarded, use a letter opener for opening letters. Use the right knife for the job when possible. Small Snap release utility knives imo are better for cutting strings and cords, loose threads. though at the quantity Zack owns they’re useful for fuck all because you don’t need 25 pocket knives, unless you’re outfitting the stupidest and least effective gang ever.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Letter openers size and shape are great for opening envelopes because they were designed to do that.

Plus you can buy a letter opener that's shaped like a miniature badass sword, except it's cheaper and you actually get to use it (to open letters) instead of spending a few hundred for a nonfunctional sword and hanging it on the wall to defend your virginity.

 

[Positron]

Another deep mysteries of life: "Why aren't butch lesbians told to stay out (of womens' bathrooms)?"


Zach reasons that the new EHRC guidelines precludes a club open to only to genuine women and MtFs. Of course such a club can stop calling itself an "all-woman club", but then they'd have to take up normal men or risk discriminatory suits.



Said Terfish minds need a reality check: many pooners are just as pornbrained as your average troon; they just present less physical threats because they are women. They can still easily ruin somebody's job or life as any troon does.

Children’s Hospital Los Angeles is closing up its "trans kids" service, fearing that Trump will slash its budget otherwise.

If a kid is unable to chop his dick or her tits off, the kid is the Child of Omelas, whose misery fuels the happiness of everyone else.

What "riot"? I thought the protests in LA are "mostly peaceful"?


I thought you can't tell someone's sex by the skeleton? Numerous anthropology students on Twitter told me so! Archive of the article.

Zach answers his own post, from a massive thread about Banana Wu he posted 3 weeks ago. Check out all those precious $10 words!

If you want more of this shit, check out this thread.


I think normal people also know that home is safe, but few of us have the luxury of never going out for months, playing with knives and watching old TV shows.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I think normal people also know that home is safe, but few of us have the luxury of never going out for months, playing with knives and watching old TV shows.

A typical shut-in, except for the knives.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I tried opening my mail with my folding knife (reasonably similar to zack's tiny knives) as an experiment and I didn't think it was particularly comfortable or efficient compared to using an actual letter opener knife. There's a reason letter openers have a long skinny fixed blade and are quite dull; they work better and are safer. You can open your letter with one motion instead of cutting little baby bites down the seam and don't have to worry about stabbing yourself by accident.

I can easily imagine Zack looking forward to mail so he can show off to Hagrid his Elite Knife Skills, then handing over a a pile of torn up papers speckled with blood while flashing his cat-anus smirk as if he accomplished something other than making a mini-murder scene.

 

[Positron]

Be trans, do crime!

Zach implies that the law changed suddenly without warning, when people have been admonishing troons for using the wrong bathrooms for decades.



What if crossdressing were just a fetish? JKKKR chimes in.


Zach plays the autism card.





Another tough guy appears!



Rowling is talking about Nick Contino, not you. You are not that important.

Can we flatten the curve of transsexualism already?

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Tony Reed's shit.



But given Zach does read KF, we have a good tranny glossary so he can keep up to speed.

Knives are so last week!

What can Heather buy for him to indulge in his latest whim? The complete works of Alfred North Whitehead?

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Sadbrains intensify!

Reminder that Zach is a mother.

"It's fine by me that fetishists indulge in their fetishes; my problem is that they are not decent in public or around children!"
"But I'm a mother and I made porn when my sons are around!! How can you say we are indecent?"

 

[AnOminous]

Be trans, do crime!

Be troon. Society is sick of troon. Do TIME.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I cannot express just how....unfortunate those people look. Like one day they they got up, looked in a mirror, and said, "you know, I look horrid as a man. Maybe dressing up as a woman will do the trick?" then telling themselves, "Yeah, now that's the ticket!" rather than smashing the mirror to pieces?

It's no wonder Zack sees them as kindred spirits.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Zach answers his own post, from a massive thread about Banana Wu he posted 3 weeks ago. Check out all those precious $10 words!
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If you want more of this shit, check out this thread.

I've started posting on twitter recently (not much). I've mocked the 140/280 character limit since forever but I've found it a nice challenge to express myself coherently in that limit. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I fail, but it's a good exercise to limit yourself to 280 chars

Zach clearly has never tried to limit himself this way.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Zach plays the autism card.

Thinks there is an "autism card" worth playing.
Is that a sign of autism? Or only of self-diagnosed social media autism.
Or is it possible for a person to have both?

 

[Trombonista]

I've started posting on twitter recently (not much). I've mocked the 140/280 character limit since forever but I've found it a nice challenge to express myself coherently in that limit. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I fail, but it's a good exercise to limit yourself to 280 chars

Zach clearly has never tried to limit himself this way.

You think he's bad? Go look at SecretGamerGirl.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Zach's autism is something he either uses to not face the consequences of making a lot of people mad or to claim it makes him super intelligent a la Rain Man.

He's both super retarded or super clever. Make up your mind, you son of a clown-fucker.

I blame TBBT for this, despite the writer saying Sheldon's not autistic.

 

[Trombonista]

I blame TBBT for this, despite the writer saying Sheldon's not autistic.

Did Zach even watch The Big Bang Theory? I can't help but think he'd hate it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Did Zach even watch The Big Bang Theory? I can't help but think he'd hate it.

I don't know if he did, but comparing eccentric behaviour with autism peaked dangerously when it was still on. It was a mix of "geek culture" and Asperger.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Serano is a fetishist who successfully sells real women his rape fantasies, Chu is a troll who wants you to be angry at what a fat gross tranny he is being, while Lavery is a literal retard who is trying , unsuccessfully, to emulate them both.

Another tough guy appears!

Contino, Lavery.. It's worth remmbering what a small world these people live in.

 

[Positron]

More bathroom-related drama. First, a man who doesn't take No for an answer.




Rowling continues to draw people's attention to Nicky Contino.

Archive of Irish Independent article. Even if there is such a campaign, what is the problem?

Professor Rhys McKinnon was proud of his "pleasant peanut", but not everyone finds peanuts pleasant.

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[Sean Andalou]

Just your typical middle aged suburban mom evil eunuch step-dad.

 

[GenderCop]

As a Lutheran, Zack is supposed to take his periods of anxiety, depression and unhappiness as opportunities for spiritual growth.

Martin Luther said so, not me.

To submit to these emotions fully and not fight them is to welcome the Devil:

Luther understood this to be more than simple temptation. He referred to it as anfechtung, “assault.” Hell, the Devil, the shadow of death, and the forces arrayed against gospel progress all combined in an insidious assault, reducing Luther to unbelief, depression, and despair.

I know you believe in the Devil, Zack, as a faithful Lutheran Christian.

Snap out of this negativity. And forgodsakes, stop proudly describing yourself as a "menace".
Some might doubt your faith.