Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[Postal Dude]

To me, the comedy in this lies in the fact that as a biracial white-Asian man, Cyrus being 6'3" is so blatantly obviously some form of horny wish fulfillment it breaks immersion (I mean, everything else she does breaks immersion too, but this one is also funny instead of annoying). Does Fanny follow the straight girl stereotype of thinking men are only capable of being authoritative and dominant past the 6ft marker? Ironic for a weeaboo, given how short Asian men tend to be. (Lynn is also inexplicably 5'8", which makes even less sense for a Chinese woman. Fanny must really, really resent being a hobbit.)

I saw that you posted a Neospring ask addressing Fat Cyraxx’s diet earlier in the thread which really shines a light on things. Of course the psycho rape madness pedophile is a dainty little thing who would never binge eat, how dare you!

Though I'm tempted to sperg about bloodwork, I've already done that in a different thread - so to save on space, I'll just link that if anyone is curious to read more about the role of bloodwork plays in regards to patient health. Anyway, Cyrus is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Enlighten me, what 6’3’’ hulking behemoth beast puts on fat that easily without binge eating 24/7? The obese hapa would have to have the Michael Phelps diet just to avoid turning into a shrunken skeleton like Rekeita. And nigga, what kind of metabolism violates the first law of thermodynamics? Muscles don’t appear out of thin air either. The worst part of all this is that incorporating the food addiction aspect into his character might, god forbid, at least give Cy a struggle he can’t overcome with the power of Marty Stu Wish Fulfillment. Someone who’s so out of touch with humanity and so enslaved by his own vice that he totally lets himself go just makes sense. But nah, our pedophile hero’s not like the other deathfats guise!

 

[AMHOLIO]

There may be a misinterpretation of what Cyrus' body type is meant to look like here -

Yeah, on her side.

he's meant to be reminiscent of South Korean actor Ma Dong-seok.

Ma Dong-seok did nothing to deserve this, poor guy.

Thanks for clearing this up. It's amazing at how much she didn't retain from life drawing studies. They drill those into you.

But nah, our pedophile hero’s not like the other deathfats guise!

Sorry Fanny, Cyrus Forester is FAT. He has more Chins than a Chinatown Phone book. When he goes to the beach, Lynn has to convince people not to call NOAA or MARR because that's her husband, not a beached whale. If he has to get an MRI scan he gets told to go to the fucking zoo where they have a unit juuuuust big enough to fit his fat ass.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Of course the psycho rape madness pedophile is a dainty little thing who would never binge eat, how dare you!

Honestly it would add an interest aspect if Fanny drew him as physically intimidating as his stats implied that he was. 6'3 guy, easily pushing 250, who spends time at the range and beats his waify wife? That's pretty much the stereotype of an abusive husband. All she needs to do is complete the picture and have him be a drunk too.

Instead, he's a big cuddly teddy bear. His coworkers should be leery of him, but that would remove the Teflon and he might have to face a consequence, and we can't have that.

 

[Cloverpuff]

That's pretty much the stereotype of an abusive husband. All she needs to do is complete the picture and have him be a drunk too.

That's what he was meant to be originally, Fanny is just a pussy.

She talked a big game about Cy and Lynn being a vehicle to explore her "misogyny kink" and how their marriage and dynamic is based around traditional gender roles and Cy is a conservative while Lynn is more progressive. Now all of that is out the window.

Her priorities are completely backwards. Cy can't be homphobic or transphobic because that's too far, but being a pedophile is completely ok. She isn't even particularly misogynistic aside from lame jokes Fanny thinks are amazing and super hot.

 

[dog with sharper teeth]

Fanny's latest art for her fanfiction. Both made me cackle; our art-school darling, everyone. I tried to spoiler the second using the BB Code and Posting Guide since Lynn is covered in semen in the second (though it just looks like paper maché paste) but it wouldn't work; sorry in advance and for the autism. I'm from the other farms and have been trying to lurk as much as I can with work and whatnot.

Spoiler: NSFW

I decided to bite the bullet and check out her Archive of Our Own, and as you'd suspect: it is clear from how she writes that she has never fucking had sex in her life.

Her priorities are completely backwards. Cy can't be homphobic or transphobic because that's too far, but being a pedophile is completely ok.

It reminds me a bit of the trend in DC and Marvel's comics around 2017/2018 where villains would go, "I may be a psychopathic murderer who eats babies for fun, but I'm not an [insert bigotry here]!" Considering her sense of humor is very much similar to the retarded jokes that are overplayed in capeshit, I wouldn't be surprised if she takes inspiration for her turbo-autism dialogue from those things.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Fanny's latest art for her fanfiction.

Actually, this isn't even new art for her: she originally posted these pieces back in June 2023. She's stated previously that she purposefully keeps a backlog of art (her stupid Child!AU with Cyrus and Lynn's daughter Olivia is apparently at least a year old as of being posted in 2025), which I find amusing as she also always brags about how fast she is at drawing, so I don't know why she feels she needs such a tremendous buffer. Frankly, if the art we see that she posts today is generally from 2023-2024, I am very curious to see what her actual art in 2025 looks like; while she's always performed poorly especially as an art school graduate, she has gotten notably worse as time has gone on.

It reminds me a bit of the trend in DC and Marvel's comics around 2017/2018 where villains would go, "I may be a psychopathic murderer who eats babies for fun, but I'm not an [insert bigotry here]!"

They still do this, actually. Enjoy reading one of DC's Black Pride comics from 2024, in which Black Manta - a villain known for attempting to kill his son Aqualad (Jackson Hyde/Kaldur'ahm, not the white one) on numerous occasions - murders a Jamaican pirate over the homophobia he displays towards his own son. "I've tried to kill my son countless of times, but calling him a slur? That's beyond the pale!"

Also, don't sweat it about not censoring that picture because she's not covered in semen: that picture is depicting the final scene in the featured fic, in which Lynn is drying herself off after a shower and thinking what a good little toadie she is. It looks like semen because Fanny is a retard and cannot draw, but it's not.

Speaking of that, for today's Fanny update, we get a comic. Yawn! We get it, Lynn's the one that corrupted Cyrus and not the other way around. Say it 'til you're blue in the face, Fanny, but Lynn just isn't depicted as conniving enough to manifest this kind of a destiny.

And for sprinkles on top, a couple of Neospring asks.

Spoiler: I wish people would ask more about her rectum prolapse OC, I'm bored of CyLynn.

The idea that you would rather cheat on your wife rather than simply have traditional sex is fucking hilarious. And then to go on and say that they have an open relationship because he's such an unrepentant sleaze that she's forced into tolerating it? Yeah, really beautiful relationship there.
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Fanny did get some people wondering about why Lynn was filmed in the nude when she was a child, but it felt repetitive as fuck so I didn't record them. This, however, caught my eye: "My mom has tons of childhood pics of her where she's just. Running around with her bare chest because kids don't really care about how that stuff looks when they're having fun at the beach, and I have found similar pics and recordings of me where in a few moments I'm just zooming around while my parents are chasing me to get me to put a shirt on so we can go back home." While many parents have baby photos of their little ones in bathtubs, it's generally agreed upon that the ones you show other people are the ones where kids are, you know, clothed. God, Fanny, now I'm starting to wonder just how much of a cow your mom might be.
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[Magic Pickle]

Some Fanny updates.

First, some art, including some art from Fanny's fic Reverse Engineering in which Cyrus rapes Lynn - legitimately, actually, for real this time you guys! - and Lynn... just walks it off, stating that "It hurts, but it's not traumatic" and "One day, Cy jokes that he's doing exposure therapy on her, and Lynn thinks that might not be as far from the truth as her now husband believes." Also, Lynn-as-a-dog!AU and a comic where Lynn asks just how old Cyrus imagines her while they fuck.

Spoiler: He imagines her as young as 11 years old!

And some Neospring asks. Also, Neospring is shutting down on July 4th, so we'll likely be following after her to Tetratto (which is the new Neospring), so glad I've been archiving these as I go.

Spoiler: She protests a lot about Cyrus being a dog rapist for some reason.

Our fellow Fannyologists over on LCF have been noticing a pattern I also had observed myself: Fanny is really, really into the concepts of soul mates and "true love", and it definitely impacts her writing. Between her work under Laika and CyLynn (and, in my opinion, Joji/Lola), she's very drawn to the concept that there are some people who are simply fated to be together. She's such a classic hopeless romantic when you peel away all the child rape and genital mutilation that it's actually a bit embarrassing.
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"Unkinky violence" is a bridge too far, but raping kids isn't? You can tell Fanny is softening as she goes on with these OCs because if she were a real nasty patty, she would've made Cyrus say "lol, fuck you" and rape Lynn again for attempting to have a backbone. She's no better than those BookTok dorks who read ~dark romance.~
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Another situation in which Fanny reveals more than she intends to: despite being a fan of "darkfic" and supposedly non-judgmental towards all sorts of kinks, she states that Cyrus fucking dog!Lynn would be depicting him as a "caricature of evil" and goes on to state she will not be drawing NSFW of dog!Lynn. So is bestiality your moral limit, Fanny, and if so, why? You know you consort with people who fetishize animal rape on a regular basis, right? As another note from fellow farmers, the LCF lassies think it may have more to do with the idea that Cyrus fucking a dog isn't sexy and that only the degradation of women appeals to Fanny, so it'd be more likely that she would draw a dog raping Lynn instead. Food for thought, that's for sure. Not the kind of food you'd ever want to eat, but still.
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Actually, Fanny, I want you to explain this like I'm 5: what would stop a child-molesting, wife-beating, established rapist like Cyrus from beating any other woman? What precisely in his mind is the mechanic that stops him from abusing all women the way he abuses Lynn? Because the idea I'm seeing here is that Lynn is just so special that without her, he never would've realized he's a deranged pervert, which makes them seem like anti-soul mates.
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I don't think a fake rape victim-turned-legitimate rape fetishist like Fanny gets the right to describe sex abuse of women in college as "tragically banal", but that's just me. And again, yet another indication that Lynn is the cause of this poor little angel's fall...
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Give the hybistrophilic NPD wife of a pedophilic rapist some credit, he let her jerk off to beloved childhood memories! Isn't that true love after all, you guys? And doesn't love conquer all? I'm getting all misty-eyed just thinking about it...! Also, given that Kate explicitly refused to turn Cyrus in to the cops despite knowing he was a serial predator, I do not think she had a more "aggressive" approach to his compulsion to rape kids.
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[scoiattolino]

i know it's been said just about every time she posts a commission, but holy fuck, someone paid money for this. the tilt, the feet not even being fully planted on the ground, the insane anatomy, and even the "i don't know how to draw hands" weird finger positions. it's got every amateur artist staple, and someone paid for that.

 

[dog with sharper teeth]

i know it's been said just about every time she posts a commission, but holy fuck, someone paid money for this. the tilt, the feet not even being fully planted on the ground, the insane anatomy, and even the "i don't know how to draw hands" weird finger positions. it's got every amateur artist staple, and someone paid for that.

They are too focused on the coom to care. Additionally, I see a lot in amateur artist circles this sanctimonious mentality of "all art is valuable art and worth what the artist charges for it, and if you disagree, you are the problem". People paying for it probably A) just want the coom, B) want to feel special for supporting an "indie artist", and C) are too afraid to go against the hivemind (or it never even crosses their mind in the first place.

 

[squidward tentacles]

They are too focused on the coom to care. Additionally, I see a lot in amateur artist circles this sanctimonious mentality of "all art is valuable art and worth what the artist charges for it, and if you disagree, you are the problem". People paying for it probably A) just want the coom, B) want to feel special for supporting an "indie artist", and C) are too afraid to go against the hivemind (or it never even crosses their mind in the first place.

I think this was brought up a few times in the furry art threads, but people will go after certain famous or notorious artists just to have a commission from that person. It's like buying a ugly Gucci belt just to have something by Gucci.

 

[Cloverpuff]

i know it's been said just about every time she posts a commission, but holy fuck, someone paid money for this.

I don't think I'll ever get it.

I can understand the fact Fanny and people like her have a following not based around their skills, but about how far they're willing to go. There's not a lot of people who are into the shit Fanny likes, but they're eager and desperate for content. As long as she keeps drawing romanticized pedophilia, genital mutilation and domestic violence, weirdos will keep flocking to her.

So I would understand if someone paid her to draw an NSFW piece, even if it ends up looking like shit. If you have an extremely fucked up and specific fetish, then you can't afford to be choosy. Feel lucky you even found someone who didn't turn your request down.

But something like this?? Just a random character standing there?? Why would you pay knowing how much Fanny sucks at art?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Why would you pay knowing how much Fanny sucks at art?

You'd be surprised at how mamy mistakes you can get away with when people who commission you don't know much about anatomy either. Some people enjoy the look or focus more on one part or another rather than stare long enough to notice these things. Or they're bad at art themselves and marvel at how some people can slap a few lines down and make it resemble something.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Fanny had her birthday on the 26th of June, so happy birthday, Fanny! You're one step closer to the dreaded, unfuckable old age of 30.*

*Not applicable to anyone who isn't an unrepentant pedophile or one of their sympathizers.

So let's see what she's been cooking up as she encroaches upon the nightmare of being, solidly, no longer "loli-coded."

First up: her latest pieces including those featured in the WifeKate!AU, in which Cyrus marries Kate out of high school and never begins his relationship with Lynn. This also means he never goes on to become a serial predator, nor does he rape a woman in college; however, one major plothole that has not been recognized is that Lynn is the reason Cyrus became a teacher in the first place. Had they never met, he was supposed to have been some kind of engineer working with the likes of NASA... so why is it, then, that he becomes a math teacher without her?

Spoiler: Yes, she found an uglier palette.

You may make the mistake of assuming this is the tiniest Cyrus' head can get, but you would unfortunately be wrong.

Why even pretend there are side characters involved? Fanny's writing is so narrow in scope, it's always laughable to act as if these two exist for anyone but each other. So romantic!

The WifeKate!AU splash image, which features Cyrus' head at its tiniest in proportion yet. The colors make him look straight up fished out of a river, but Fanny will never color in a normal color scheme - even if held at gunpoint.

Given that Lynn's sympathies for Cyrus' child-grooming proclivities are born out of familiarity with Cyrus as her husband, she is somehow totally fine with knowing that Cyrus married a student he most certainly groomed when they are merely coworkers. Nobody in Fanny's writing acts like a real person.

This one is borderline appalling in revealing Fanny's deep hatred of women: the child molested victim (female) grows up to be somehow more morally aberrant than the pedophile (male) who groomed her. Even when posting this, this is what Fanny wrote:

Really? Kate's the "not exactly stellar human being" here? Jarring! Also, she claims that Kate has a strong sense of justice, yet when representing a literal wife-murderer, she finds the whole situation quite amusing.

And now for her Tetratto asks.

Spoiler: Fanny hates the concept of true male subjugation more than anything.

Fanny, I don't care how formative the story of your teacher raping a fellow student of yours was to your psychological development: most normal people find teacher/student relationships morally reprehensible and not romantic in the slightest. And only the pickiest of mes tend to believe that a man could have a single victim once he's been established as a predator. For an alleged feminist, Fanny really doesn't seem to know anything about female suspicion around threatening males.
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Her character designs do not communicate that whatsoever, but the fact that Fanny believes this is very telling to me: she genuinely seems to believe that true love has changed Cyrus and Lynn and that even though they encourage each other's worst traits, this makes them a romantic couple.
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Despite all of the retarded AUs that Fanny can make of Cyrus and Lynn, the one thing she cannot abide by is Cyrus as a bottom. She explicitly despises femdom and seems to have no interest in egalitarian heterosexual relationships, so it's not as if this is new or surprising information, but the pile of proof indicating that Fanny is nothing more than an NLOG edgelord pickme who wants to be the most special little loli to a big daddy becomes more damning each day. You are not innovative, queer or rebellious, Fanny; your sexual inclinations towards being a submissive woman for a strong man are so commonplace, so ordinary, that even Mormons will write about vampirism simply to write about them at all.
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Hm, how interesting - Fanny seems to find homophobia more acceptable than the big ol' boogeyman of transmisogyny. Did you say this because of that weird friend of yours that gets off to the idea of drowning women happens to be MTF? Or do you just not find male debasement as thrilling?
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[scoiattolino]

Despite all of the retarded AUs that Fanny can make of Cyrus and Lynn, the one thing she cannot abide by is Cyrus as a bottom.

this combined with her new cykate au having cy magically become a teacher unprompted because "he just felt like it" is very amusing to me. fanny is extremely predictable—she can bend the characters to her will and make them do wildly out-of-character actions, but only if it fuels her fetish (pedophilia, women being treated poorly). if it's someone else's fetish, it's simply too out of her ballpark, and how dare you assume that would work for her characters?

 

[squidward tentacles]

this combined with her new cykate au having cy magically become a teacher unprompted because "he just felt like it" is very amusing to me. fanny is extremely predictable—she can bend the characters to her will and make them do wildly out-of-character actions, but only if it fuels her fetish (pedophilia, women being treated poorly). if it's someone else's fetish, it's simply too out of her ballpark, and how dare you assume that would work for her characters?

See, she could have written it off as Cy being a predator intentionally looking for victims, so obviously he switch from aerospace engineering or whatever to teaching high school, but Fanny doesn't actually want to write degenerate monsters, she only wants to write rapey sex scenes.

 

[Postal Dude]

*DINGDINGDINGDINGDING* HE’S FAT! CYRUS IS FAT! WHOAH BUDDY! HE RAPES HIS CHINESE JOKER WIFE! HE’S FLOORLESS!!

 

[Magic Pickle]

This is ironically Fanny's most uninspired yet openly misogynistic AU to date, which is surprising given that she's not shy about her misogyny kink. Also, I somehow find this palette slightly less offensive than her standard one, even though it gives Lynn a corpselike pallor - but maybe I just prefer it instead of her looking as gold-skinned as a Buddha statue.

Firstly, some comics.

Spoiler: Kate looks like a Mormon bimbo for some reason?

Cyrus' straight edge nature is genuinely hilarious compared to his actual tendencies. "Ew, you smoke? Why can't you do the normal thing to relieve stress like rape college girls and molest high school students?"

I did cackle at this one because for all of Fanny's purporting that Cyrus is a suave and debonair Lothario, this makes him seem like the fat autistic sped he really is. Also, Fanny's ESL just leapt out with "You're a funny animal, Cyrus."

So many things off with this one, but the ones I noted most immediately were: 1) What the fuck is with Kate's dress? No dress looks like this; 2) Why is Fanny so resistant to drawing anyone BUT Cyrus, Lynn, Kate and Isabelle?; 3) Kate's vacant expression comes across as eerily vacuous and bimboish; and finally 4) Who the fuck wants there to be trophy wives amongst their husband's colleagues?

Not much to write here except that Kate's necklaces are really flat and Cyrus has a beak. Ca-caw!

Fanny, writing SFX over the actual activity taking place does not a good action sequence make. Also, why are Cyrus' breasts nearly as big as Kate's? Do they share bras, do you think?

Now, as always, for Tetratto asks.

Spoiler: Apparently Cyrus still fucks kids in this AU!

Quite relevant to the thread topic of "why did Cyrus become a teacher if Lynn was the one who drove him to teaching in the first place?" - if being a high school teacher is more entertaining than being an aerospace engineer, I'll eat my hat. Also, how come the novelty Cyrus craves is access to children's crotches and, I don't know, trying to restore old cars?
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In all universes, few things remain constant about Cyrus: he is an unrepentant abuser of women, he is a bloated Cartman-passing fat fuck, and he is always a serial adulterer. And who says Fanny's writing skills are subpar?
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Despite all of the edgy window-dressing Fanny puts on, she's such an embarrassing fucking dork I can't help but be amused by her (as much as she repulses me all the same). She's so invested in soulmates conceptually that it makes me wonder how stunted early testosterone abuse made her cognitively. What's next? Cyrus and Lynn sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
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Wait, if Cyrus is functionally unchanged from his typical self (cheating, child grooming, into kinky sex) then why the fuck even make this AU in the first place? So fucking lazy.
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This is so snarky of her! You can tell Fanny's fans are getting tired of the moral inconsistency on her part and Fanny really represents being called out for it. Is the nuance in the room with us right now? Also, it would still be within line with Lynn's pattern of permission given that she lets Cyrus abuse other girls, so really, there isn't actually any legitimate reason for Lynn to draw the line with her own flesh and blood.
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Again, the insistence that Cyrus and Lynn are essentially soulmates. I notice she describes Cyrus as having more potential with Lynn as well - given that functionally nothing really changes with Kate, what potential is she talking about? Or does she mean to imply that the whole "forcing my hybistrophilic wife to get genitally mutilated" is somehow a potential that must be fulfilled?
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Well, at least Lynn gets to feel physical pleasure in the WifeKate!AU.
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Interesting that both Kate and Lynn keep their hair shorter when they aren't with Cyrus, but keep it longer when they are with him. This is so aggressively tradwifey of Fanny that it's making me wonder if she's going to start getting broody about pregnancy and childrearing soon - supposedly many women become quite eager for it once they hit their 30s... watch out, Fanny!
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Speaking of that last ask from Tetratto, she actually did go into more depth about how Kate is more gender conforming when married to Cyrus than she is without him (and Lynn is as well), and it struck me as so blatantly sexist I was a bit surprised absolutely nobody called her out on it. (Only a bit, though. I mean... she's friends with "incestuous first-period child rape" authoress Christianna Hursh. It's not too surprising.) Of course men are the only reason women might want to feel attractive, but most importantly, the only way for women to feel attractive is to appear feminine! Hm, I wonder if Fanny resents her tit chop surgery now?
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[Albicilla]

Of course men are the only reason women might want to feel attractive, but most importantly, the only way for women to feel attractive is to appear feminine! Hm, I wonder if Fanny resents her tit chop surgery now?

she's a detrans pooner who regrets her titchop (0% regret rate life-saving gender affirming surgery btw)View attachment 6358044

Yes.

 

[star_struck]

okay so, I started reading Limerence because I was wondering if it's as bad as it sounds and because I like voluntarily exposing myself to suffering (which is why I'm here) and I wanted to read it all and then give my thoughts, but I'm only like halfway through the second comic and I feel actually genuinely sick - it's not like it's been terribly graphic, nothing like licking a prolapsed anal, but there's a part where ''Laika'' talks about her mom and dad's childhood, how her mom got sick and died, which is then followed by more sex scenes and ''hurrr durrr he's not abusing me it's totally fine and dandy that me and my made up dad are smashing'' and it just genuinely makes me sick someone can think like this



so fucking weird bro. I know I'm just repeating what everyone else has said, but it's actually more sickening than prolapsed anal. or they're at least competing for the number one place

 

[scoiattolino]

genuinely makes me sick someone can think like this

the added context of laika essentially being a clone of fanny's prettier, more outgoing older sister that she fought with as a child makes this even sicker. i pray for you, especially if you read it all through. i tolerated it until the scene where "laika" is anal raped by her dad and immediately noped out.