DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Is it true Phil can't ride a bike? I swear I saw him say it once but I dunno if I was tripping
He recently said he couldn't ride a bike and then corrected himself and said he couldn 't ride one very well because it's been so long. So he probably can't, because it's impossible to forget how to ride a bike. That idea is completely universal.
 
He recently said he couldn't ride a bike and then corrected himself and said he couldn 't ride one very well because it's been so long. So he probably can't, because it's impossible to forget how to ride a bike. That idea is completely universal.
He needs his training wheels. DUHHHHH

Seriously though I think he never learned how to ride a bike. Didn't he say he didn't want a shiny new one because he feared it might get stolen by joggers?
 
He recently said he couldn't ride a bike and then corrected himself and said he couldn 't ride one very well because it's been so long. So he probably can't, because it's impossible to forget how to ride a bike. That idea is completely universal.
That's fucking hilarious.

I'm guessing his dad took off the training wheels so Phil could try the real bicycle experience and then fell over in just a few feet and started complaining about bugged cycling mechanics.

His dad obviously didn't understand that could've just slapped yellow paint in a line and DSP would've been able to cycle just fine.
 
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I haven’t been keeping up with the DSP lore lately, is it true that Fat is leaving him?
She gets free room and board from a man who will never ask her for sex.

Khet's not going anywhere.

And even if she wanted to, Khet's an obese min wage worker with no prospects and no ambition. Phil really is the best man for her.
 
I haven’t been keeping up with the DSP lore lately, is it true that Fat is leaving him?
Nope, as far as I'm aware, things have been fairly quiet on the Khet front lately. The last big revelations we got were in the DM leaks, otherwise, Phil vaguely alludes to her eating a bunch of food whenever he does a feasting stream and that's about it.
 
Nope, as far as I'm aware, things have been fairly quiet on the Khet front lately. The last big revelations we got were in the DM leaks, otherwise, Phil vaguely alludes to her eating a bunch of food whenever he does a feasting stream and that's about it.
Yeah, I think even Phil is finally resigned that she's just a roommate being given free room and board in exchange for qualifying Phil as a mature adult.
 
This isn't the first time he called other people "humans". Does he think he's a god or something?
Piggy suffers from a very bad case of thesaurus/synonym abuse. He will always use a more "intelligent" sounding term when a perfectly serviceable mundane word would work. Thus, "humans" instead of "people".
 
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