Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

Yeah for a year while the sex is novel and he is floating on cloud nine. I'm talking about 5 years in when the streaming well has run dry and the bills are mounting up. There will come a point where he will be the man he has always has been from exhaustion, from stress. Pussy is going to change his mood, it ain't going to change his personality.

Maybe his short temper is a male spaces thing, bark early and often and surround yourself with tards so you don't have to fight... but Italian + Scotch, I don't have to do the math to know he runs hot, lol.
But exactly that it's not gonna change who he is and he's not a fighter. When Syntheic man comes up to a problem he crumbles. He's not the type to face up to his problems he just runs and hides. I think its more likely that he sends his mom then actually confront her.
 
All he has to do is move out of mom's and force social interaction through a shitty little side job or a personal business or whatever. I can understand being irritated by normie platitudes but there's a point where you either wallow in the shit or get up and take a shower.

If a family is literally all he wants, congrats, you are 30 years old with 100K in the bank, zero debt, and a workable physique. That's more than most retards have to work with. All the Doomer hour coping about women being too stupid and dating apps being impossible to use and needing to be a 6'8 swarthy Uber Chad to get laid has an element of truth to it but you can still get pussy and have a family if you try hard enough. It's normie shit, but there's an element of truth to that too.

Pull an autistic weird bitch who isn't perfect and start from there.
The problem is, he wants prime pussy and doesn't want to "lower his standards". Classic quirked up young man narcissistic delusions, hope he can come to his senses and overcome them.
HoeMath often brings that chart how women always aim for the top 10% of men, but the opposite have also been observed in these types of young men for a while.
"I don't want to settle for less" yeah, then prepare to receive that "died an unlovable incel chud" Award, bucko.
 
The problem is, he wants prime pussy and doesn't want to "lower his standards".
That’s not really true. He’s recently said on multiple streams that he wants to be able to have children with the woman he marries (implied age limit) and that he needs to be attracted to her. He doesn’t need her to be super-hot or thin or anything like that. Maybe his standards are still too high—impossible to say—but he’s not holding out for a model.
 
failed normies
I've compared Synth's fans to cuckchanners before, but I think I might have been too generous. I'm starting to think many of them are redditors pretending to be 4channers, which would be a whole new low, but that's the best way to describe the modern day newfags(ie those who think that people playing all sorts of things in the Friday Night thread is somehow a new phenomenon).
''because no one would watch my shitty retro game review! Fuck normies but I need them to seeth about my vids shitting on modern slop of the month! btw I love chick with dick fuck me in the ass, but I hate trannies!!!''
yeah, he is the future of the white race, totally.
At this point I think it's less to do with Coby coping about poor viewcount and algorithm for these videos and more that he genuinely doesn't know jack shit about retro games, aside from what he played as a kid. That doesn't excuse him btw, when your "job" is playing video games at home, you are in a perfect position to educate yourself on older titles and give them a shot. Make a stream out of them if your excuse is "but it will cut into my stream revenue!". Imagine if anytime he decided to stream Breakers, he fired up a brand new old game instead, problem would be solved already.
 
At this point I think it's official: people who say parasocial get a spot on the wall next to the people who say slop.
How else do you describe someone who posts walls of text analysing some youtuber's life while trying to concern troll about it all? Just because someone you don't like uses a word doesn't mean it's now a meaningless buzzword, retard.
 
How else do you describe someone who posts walls of text analysing some youtuber's life while trying to concern troll about it all?
Average Kiwi Farmer.
You've been on this website since at least 2022 I would think you'd have picked up on certain characteristics of the userbase by now.
Just because someone you don't like uses a word doesn't mean it's now a meaningless buzzword, retard.
Don't get it twisted, you don't like me.
 
This is who I had pictured the entire time listening to Synth's dad:
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His 30's are gonna be peek content, if he is like that now, imagine him going through his 30's doomer hours are gonna get more doomy and his rants are gonna get more unhinged, unless he gets a gf or something that will ground him but that implies him leaving the house and actually being social.
dude is totally going to troon out or become a sissy. who the fuck talks with their dad about fucking futas
 
dude is totally going to troon out or become a sissy. who the fuck talks with their dad about fucking futas
Wait what the fuck…I thought that was a joke. He actually talked about that nasty shit with his own father? He seems fond of him but he clearly doesn’t respect him if he discussed that with him. Wow.
 
Wait what the fuck…I thought that was a joke. He actually talked about that nasty shit with his own father? He seems fond of him but he clearly doesn’t respect him if he discussed that with him. Wow.
He tried to be WEIRD and FUNNY but only came off as a porn addicted troon would IRL
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Once again, a behavior you would expect from a kid raised on 4chan that makes absolutely no sense to do if you got any common sense. Your life isn't an r9k greentext Coby, nobody gives a shit that spaghetti fell out of your pocket when you talked to your dad and the first thing that your brought up in the moment was your favorite internet fetish. Even if that's the case nobody needs to know about it.
Edit: I just watched the clip. It's much worse than that, he brought his father on stream(totally not parasocial) and humiliated both him and himself (but that's not new) for the entertainment of his fans. I guess I was too optimistic when I thought this was slip of the moment thing and not 100% intentional, Coby was so eager to talk about the BQ(Balls Question) when it came up you would think he was Phil donating to himself at the last minute so he could hit his "Eat Door Dash slop live on stream" goal and similarly donated to himself so he could have heart-to-heart talk with his father about porn.
 
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