He knows more Ken's than I've ever met.
Russ will never troon out, he's fairly unique in that his completely undeserved ego is so massive he's convinced himself he's only worthy of 9/10's and because his only narcissistic fuel has come from brothels/hookers, he's dedicated his entire life to that pursuit. Trooning out would require Russ to acknowledge on some internal level that he's simply not desirable enough as he is. Yes, Russ will lie and convince himself he's an accomplished songwriter, musician, legal expert, businessman, politician, because he can do the bare minimum and convince himself it's good enough to claim those titles, no subterfuge required. Russ is a handsome, sexy, accomplished stud of a man in his own mind. Trooning out would just mean admitting he's none of those things and has to resort to his own warped idea of deception.
It's dirt cheap and crap... Momma Basso goes since like all little old ladies she's in it for the tread mills and Zumba for 10/month. They legit don't carry dumb bells over 20 lbs no free weights and like only 200 el bees on the fucking Smith Machine.
I’m really hoping not. We’ve got enough troon cows on the Farms, and while they can be hilarious, they’re ultimately all a similar flavor. Russell is a bit more unique. He’s doing his own thing. That no one else is doing. Or would ever do.
Seriously. He is never going to do this. He thinks he is a studly man worthy of a model. Why some people continuously ask this is beyond me, other than trying to have a "hot take" that does not exist.
None of that is happening until after he tries to get Congress to legalize brothels nationwide and gets ridiculed on mainstream media for it.
Reminds me of the ReDead from Ocarina of Time, who also bear a striking resemblance to our soggy Star-buddy.
Knowing Russell, it's likely just a leftover placeholder from a pre-made template that he was too stupid to change.
That’s probably it. I bet whatever he used to make the logo automatically put the first letter of the name in that spot. What a “big dummy”.
We have such plights to show you ....
