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Are Matcha Men the New Soy Boys?


Everywhere you look, men are drinking matcha. How the green tea coffee alternative ended up at the center of a gendered online debate.

You've probably seen a man with a matcha latte in your feed recently. The creamy green tea has emerged as a healthier, more eye-catching alternative to coffee, gaining so much international popularity that there may be a matcha shortage in our midst.

But is it acceptable for men to enjoy what many have deemed a girl drink? This is the latest question making the rounds online thanks to a handful of posts about the bright green beverage. It’s sparked conversations about food and gender. But most notably, it has given us a new type of guy: a matcha man.

A matcha man is simply someone who enjoys the glorious bitter hit of some pulverized green tea, preferably on ice and, if they've properly developed their palate, an alternative form of milk. Given the fact that matcha has been around since the 1100s, men who drink it have always lived among us, and, for a lot of Asian cultures, that's completely unremarkable.

But the gendered conversation comes at a moment of a global matcha boom, and the concept of the matcha man appears to have originated here in the U.S. from two viral videos earlier this year, the first from digital creator Kyle Umemba declaring his loyalty to the drink and riffing that “it’s cooler, it’s smoother, it’s matcha.” (He has since launched a collection of merch with the catchphrase.)

The second is from 29-year-old TikTok comedian Muhammed Hussain and his impersonation of what he described to GQ as a mosque board member who is suspicious of the beverage: “You are a man? You're getting a matcha?” goes the audio, which has since been used for many a matcha-themed TikTok. Why not can you be a macho? His character goes on to lambast oat milk.

In all corners of the internet, people are repeating the phrase: “Men used to go to war, now they drink matcha.” Some are doing so in what appears to be an assertion that the drink is feminine. In one viral TikTok, one woman writes, “Don't let no man who drinks matcha raise his voice at you. You talk to him…woman to woman.”

Unfortunately, we've been here before. Drinks have been assigned unofficial genders for ages, so much so that one 2023 study on gender and food showed that men avoid food seen as delicate and sweet, as a way to protect their masculinity. (Of course, gendered food discourse is a scourge that women are also taught to internalize with often disastrous effects.) On the internet, these trends manifest as men eating raw onions as a test of manhood, shaming soy boys, and protein-obsessed diets promoted by the manosphere.

In contrast to all that, drinking matcha has become a way to coolly buck gender expectations. TikToks of men getting a fit off with a matcha latte as the finishing touch are everywhere. So are posts of them sipping the drinks with their friends or getting the beverage with their girlfriends. In one post, a creator with the handle @yngjefe_95 weighed in on the backwards nature of matcha men detractors: “Once men get outside of their bubble, you critique them and try to call them names.”

Hussain, who has watched his matcha man TikTok launch this debate between genders, thinks people should be able to drink what they want.

“I genuinely do not like the taste of matcha alone,” he tells GQ. “But I don't see any problem with drinking it as a man.”

The growing swarm of matcha men might be a sign that guys are freeing themselves from gender conformity. Or, at the very least, enjoying what is undeniably a delicious beverage.
 
Proper mocha is delicious, and I’ve loved that drink for years. Camped, worked with it. Kills hunger. Perfect in a thermos.
Weak men appropriating my herbal tincture is a declaration of war.
Zeus willing, when we all enter the land of the dead I will drag them to Olympus, then I will throw those fools in the forge of Vulcanus himself, and cast them into a mockery of their own weakness, a statue of copper that will oxidize into the green of their arrogance.
 
Oh yeah gotta have that green tea powder suspended in a seed oil emulsion. Why are faggoty coffeehouse abominations never made of natural materials?

Nasty. Fucking nasty. Just drink green tea like a normal person.

If you’re going to order a fancy drink at a coffeehouse that’s your affair, but at least have the decency to have the milk come from a cow. Only a soyboy gives a shit about what others think of his taste in overpriced caffeinated beverages.

Article author is a megga-ass faggot.
 
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As someone deeply autistic about my coffee and teas, I would like the journo who wrote this and the people who have ruined matcha to all be deported to the depths of the mariana trench. Semi-hyperbolic anger aside though, it really is retarded. I hate how (at least in the US) we've gotten so used to sugar being in everything that our sense of taste has been effected and people can't enjoy tea or coffee without needing their sugar to go with it and turn it all into a glorified milkshake.
 
Home brewed matcha steeped from powder is the way to go. And if it's creamy you're doing something majorly wrong. I drown my tea in milk but that only adds a richness to it without changing the consistency.
The only really downside of coffee is if you take to much is, the temporary increase in heart rate or those with caffeine sensitivity.
And needing to shit the moment I take a sip.
 
But is it acceptable for men to enjoy what many have deemed a girl drink?

I dont think I've ever seen someone claim green tea or matcha is a girl drink. It's more of an Asian thing.

Plus, nobody gives a fuck what you're drinking unless it's something egregious like ordering a frilly cosmo or something.
 
They are trying so hard to get rid of the soyboy meme because soy is in a fuck ton of things these days and making men weaker.
So what would happen to me if I start drinking matcha soy lattes on a regular basis?
 
I really tried to like matcha but when you have the real thing but it tastes like dirt. Any time it is good it's because it's filled with sweetners and other chems to trigger the brain.

Plus as soon as it's matcha they can charge premium prices for it
"Real" matcha is meant to be drank in very small quantities as what is essentially an energy drink. The traditional way to serve it is 2 grams of powder and 100ml of water. It's basically ancient Japanese Five Hour Energy. It's also somewhat rarely consumed in modern Japan because of its close association with the traditional tea ceremony. It's not considered proper to drink it casually.

However, matcha is a pretty popular flavor for sweets. Cakes and mochi and that sort of thing. That's how almost all of it is consumed in Japan.
 
The only reason why I drink more matcha than coffee is because the caffeine doesn’t hit me at the same rate, and doesn’t make me feel as bad. But I still want some caffeine to get through the day.

I didn’t even know that it was a “trend” for anyone, let alone men.
 
You've probably seen a man with a matcha latte in your feed recently.
I'm afraid not. I'm not a social media dipshit.

The creamy green tea has emerged as a healthier, more eye-catching alternative to coffee
I will never stop drinking coffee. I can sleep when I'm dead.

The growing swarm of matcha men might be a sign that guys are freeing themselves from gender conformity. Or, at the very least, enjoying what is undeniably a delicious beverage.
Or you're full of shit, conflating some minor internet trend with reality. Any "man" seen drinking this revolting looking concoction in public should have it smacked out of his hand by Chadwick Thundercock III while Stacy points and laughs.
 
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