2025 Israel vs Iran War

[WelperHelper99]

TRUMP: EVERYONE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY EVACUATE TEHRAN

Replace "3 gorges dam" with Tehran. The B-2's are coming. Undoubtedly. Oh fuck oh shit-

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It'd be pretty funny if he followed up with "I think everyone should leave Los Angeles too, so what?"

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Hopefully no one in Tehran heeds Trump's advice.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Alas, nothing ever happens.

SHUT UP, this will 100% happen fr fr nc nc ong, Mr Pool himself said so!

 

[Guntkvd]

The war wouldn't happen if Trump was a president.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[DumbDude43]

trump saying "evacuate tehran" could just be a bluff, trying to cause more panic and chaos in the city
or it could be about something big happening soon, we'll see

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Can he just nuke Tehran already? I hate being blueballed

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Oh god, just saw the video of TV station getting hit.
That Allahu akbar yelling made me laugh so hard. War is funny.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

trump saying "evacuate tehran" could just be a bluff, trying to cause more panic and chaos in the city
or it could be about something big happening soon, we'll see

11% of Iran's total population lives in Tehran. If they believe him and there's a mass exodus that's one way to destabilize the regime. It won't work again though.

 

[Mound Dweller]

LGBT? Yes, Lets Go Bomb Tehran!
QIAP? Quite Important Actual Policy!
Here's to making it a gay sin month to remember.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[ReceiveAndAsk]

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Finally, USA about to bomb the shit out of 'em.

 

[Necrosan]

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Are these Menthos-propulsed rockets? What's going on here?

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

I think there's a large chance Trump is telling people to get out of Tehran because Israel keeps bombing shit, not because of some new information or attack.

My bet is nothing happens.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Can he just nuke Tehran already? I hate being blueballed

I think we're getting there bro! Hold on just a second! There are nuclear bombers at Diego Garcia, it could happen!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Hell yeah, time to lose another war.

Spoiler

Trump is just trolling, btw. Nothing is gonna happen. Relax.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Heavy explosions and air-defense activity noted over the Iranian capital of Tehran.

"2/3 of the reformist newspapers I follow have posted Trump's statement - the other Iranian media I follow have not thus far"

i think trump meant get out NOW

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I think there's a large chance Trump is telling people to get out of Tehran because Israel keeps bombing shit, not because of some new information or attack.

My bet is nothing happens.

Nah the entire administration has now retweeted it with the evacuation part highlighted. If this is one big bluff it's a dick move. Joining Israel's war would also be a dick move.

 

[Incredible Mister]

trump is best goy