Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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On the subject of Patrick's early works, his first published book was actually something called The Wererat's Tale III: The Collar of Perdition. He never mentions it.
WIth a publish date of 2011. I've never heard of it, it's $2 for a kindle only version.
So he tried his hand at zombie slop when that was popular, crashed and burned then moved over to sci-fi/fantasy. Interesting
 
Can one even buy or otherwise access this story anymore? I think you might be the only person in this thread who's read it.
You know.... it was around if you dug, but now it's gone. I'll dig a little deeper and see if I can find it. It wasn't really lol worthy, it was just.....tired and by the numbers and gay. I have a few battlecorp anthologies on the shelf, I'll start leafing there in case I misremembered it as ePub only but I swear that was how I found it, some third party who was posting ePubs during the height of Catalyst's "lol fuck dead tree" era.
 
You know.... it was around if you dug, but now it's gone. I'll dig a little deeper and see if I can find it. It wasn't really lol worthy, it was just..... tired and by the numbers and gay. I have a few battl ecorp anthologies on the shelf, I'll start leafing there in case I misremembered it as ePub only but I swear that was how I found it, some third party who was posting ePubs during the height of Catalyst's "lol fuck dead tree" era.
Here he gives an interview about it
Here he claims in his diary it will appear on BattleCorp's website. Kinda all I can find. Would be interested to get the text for archival purposes too
 
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WIth a publish date of 2011. I've never heard of it, it's $2 for a kindle only version.
So he tried his hand at zombie slop when that was popular, crashed and burned then moved over to sci-fi/fantasy. Interesting
I thought it was parody about the dead people "voting" for Biden en masse. Such a lazy fucking faggot, he spent less than 10 minutes on MS paint for the cover
 
FAT UP THE LARD, FAT IT UP
WHILE YOUR TITS ARE FLOPPIN
AND THE RONI'S POPPIN
LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, HEART IS STOPPIN

FAT IT UP A LITTLE MORE
GET PHONE STOLEN AT THE CHEESESTEAK STORE
SEE, CAUSE THE NIGGERS ALL TRY TO RUN
AND YOU'D BE DEAD MEAT IF YOU WERE ONE

PRISON, A PLACE FOR YOU
GET THE NIGLET IN THE GRINDER
ROOM FOR TWO
 
FAT UP THE LARD, FAT IT UP
WHILE YOUR TITS ARE FLOPPIN
AND THE RONI'S POPPIN
LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, HEART IS STOPPIN

FAT IT UP A LITTLE MORE
GET PHONE STOLEN AT THE CHEESESTEAK STORE
SEE, CAUSE THE NIGGERS ALL TRY TO RUN
AND YOU'D BE DEAD MEAT IF YOU WERE ONE

PRISON, A PLACE FOR YOU
GET THE NIGLET IN THE GRINDER
ROOM FOR TWO

Abandon all hope, ye who "enter" Patty.
 
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