Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%
  • Total voters
    381
Angry Shoes said:
This is similar to him gloating about Keanwho's stream being a disaster. It's not even a proper win. He just didn't lose yet. He's accustomed to losing over and over again, so when he stops losing briefly it feels like a win.
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Makes me think of how I’ve heard it put before: “He’s not playing to win; he’s playing not to lose.”
 
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I stumbled upon this gif and it made me laugh because it reminded me of Nick.


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Nick Rekieta domestically abusing his son at the chiropracter's office after taking Galaxy Gas.
 
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800 Chupacabras said:
Makes me think of how I’ve heard it out before: “He’s not playing to win; he’s playing not to lose.”
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But when Ralph touched him, he transmitted the take the L virus. It compels him to do everything in his power to turn any situation in to an L.
He could turn winning the lottery in to a long extended stay in gitmo with enhanced interrogations.
If only we could capture a sample of this virus, the biological warfare the US could commit with it would be funny.
 
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For Scorn and Three Birds said:
But when Ralph touched him, he transmitted the take the L virus. It compels him to do everything in his power to turn any situation in to an L.
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He put on not one but two of the most cursed items in existence - the medallion and the Jamaican wifebeater. His fate is sealed.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
On a related note, if Nick is violated on probation and the State reinstates his conviction, does the bodycam footage become evidence again?
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No. After Nick put in his guilty plea, the trial phase of the case was finished. His guilt is established by his plea and there is no need to examine any further evidence in the case. The only remaining "open" part of his case are issues related to his sentence.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Assuming he's telling the truth here...
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It probably means this event...
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Paula Holmen reported Nick. What a weird reality he lives in.
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That could be why he's going to the event. Rekieta is as brain damaged and spiteful as Ralph now, and I could see Ralph doing this as a weird flex, both as a way to flex not being in prison (and therefore able to attend) and as a way of saying "I can literally eat your food and you can't stop me" despite that being the point of a potluck.

"LOOK AT ME, BISH! I'M STILL ALIVE AND I'M NOT IN PRISON. I'M GONNA HELP MYSELF TO SOME OF YOUR POTLUCK. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?"

If I were to guess, he either brought nothing or those shitty cakey sugar cookies you get from the store so there's absolutely no ambiguity about him not contributing yet still taking other people's food (again, a weird power move).
 
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Desktop User2 said:
I think browning minced meat in small batches is a massive waste of time for an extremely lackluster reward: too much surface for water loss., you always get an uneven, sad browning.
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You're doing it wrong. I form it into small square patties 125 grams in weight, 1 inch thick x 2 inches wide x 3 three inches long and brown them two at a time. Brown the large flat sides first -- takes about a minute a side in a hot pan, then do the long edges. (I don't bother with the short edges.)

When the outsides are all browned, then you can chop it into much much smaller pieces and brown it as normal. (I'm browning in a skillet and them moving to a saucepan if I'm making a ragu, so be sure and deglaze the pan and get all that good fond off the bottom and sides.)

It's genuinely transformative. You get huge amounts of properly browned meat and as a consequence, huge amounts of flavour.
 
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Nick and Kayla probably brought lazy "inedible" hotdish. They'll be taking it home with them for sure.
 
"My Dad's great and everything and he lies in court for me, but my Uncle would have done a better job raising me. I've contemplated suicide a few times." Wow. What a beautiful Father's Day message. You can just feel the love. Ethan Goddamn Ralph has spoken more fondly of Ronnie Ralph in the past than Nick speaks about his henpecked shitbag lying urinal cake of a father who pretty much wipes Nick's ass to this very day.
 
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that_monika said:
That could be why he's going to the event. Rekieta is as brain damaged and spiteful as Ralph now, and I could see Ralph doing this as a weird flex, both as a way to flex not being in prison (and therefore able to attend) and as a way of saying "I can literally eat your food and you can't stop me" despite that being the point of a potluck.
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Nick will consider it an epic own not realizing Ms. Heyman is probably hoping this idiot fuckup took it as a wake up call to care for his kids.
 
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