Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
Yeah EVS wishes he was April

EVS wishes he was April.webp
 
Kiwi Farms Ate A Hard Loss Today

People are trying to get their hands on the bodycam footage since the day of his arrest. His wife and children are on it. The law is totally on his side and therefore Nick is confident no one will see it. Matthew Hardin is suing everyone, except Nick. "Kiwi Farms ate a hard loss today." "It's funny that the first big "L" that Kiwi Farms has really taken in court came from the worst lawyer ever and expect some more of them Josh."



MNPublicRecords

Nick calls Josh sneaky in this lawsuit. He suspects Josh has a link to @MNPublicRecords and they are helping Josh. Nick thinks the clerk that misclassified the bodycam is @MNPublicRecords, but it's only pure speculation.



Matthew Hardin

Nick's been having a great day, but is still upset that two "people" unlawfuly saw the bodycam. Matthew Hardin has personal interest in obtaining the bodycam.


Nick Loves Black People



Nick Will Never Release the Bodycam Footage (warning: ear rape)



Nick's Explanation of Why the Bodycam was Admitted.

Nick means to say "Officer Brannis" instead of Officer Nestor in this clip.

He gives the rundown on how April was mirandized by Brannis and she asks for a lawyer. He leaves and Pomplin takes his place. Pomplin violates April's 6th amendment's rights by asking questions. Nick says he was going to assert her 6th amendment's rights by proxy during the omnibus. He goes over MNDES. The bodycam footage was uploade to MNDES. Nick explains that if something is offered up to the court and it is admissable, then it becomes "admitted" as evidence. The clerk, you know MNPublicRecords, made a clerical mistake and marked the videos as evidence. As a result, two fat women looked at it. Lastly, he hints at a lawsuit against Kandyohi County. There would be eight plaintiffs -that's Nick, Kayla and their five children- each with two disclosures. Each disclosure can get between $1,000 to $15,000 getting Nick up to $240,000. "That's a lot of fucking money!"



Bodycam Footage Should Have Never Been Public

I think Nick is saying Hardin did not serve Kayla and the kids who are in the footage. Remember how Nick complains that he has to manually check to see if he is scheduled for a drug test? Well, he has the same approach to the bodycam footage. Why would he have to look to see if the bodycam is available to the public.



Hardin is Acting Suspect

Nick takes another litigious jab at Kandyohi County.



"This is Where Things Get Complicated"

"Someone allowed all of this to happen."

As an aside, it's very difficult trying to figure out what he says here because of all the waffling and his vagueness.



Nick Cannot Let This Go



Someone Owes Nick 6K

 
I do believe you left out the most crucial part here: What would the consequences of Nick VIOLATING a restraining order have on his probation.

Because if either Mama K, Kurt or Aaron (or anyone else on Nick’s numerous hit list) took out one, you know there’s no fucking way Nick would be able to be a good boy.

The man has the self control of a retarded, toothless pit bull.. Shit, I reckon there’s at least a 50% chance he’ll violate it just because stupid daddy government told him there’s something he can’t do.
I mean, he's already violating his probation with his drug abuse, so yeah, the issue is more that the county doesn't seem to care. And probably still wouldn't. Despite that being insane.
 
Nick is saying he is going to sue Kandyohi County and may get up to $90,000 ($15,ooo per child and his wife) in a lawsuit for emotional and reputational damage.
It's ok he can always sell his second home to pay for the lawyer fees he is inevitably going to lose for thi---

Oh. Well I hope a rustang and some shitty paintings cover it.
 
I've noticed Nick loves harping about emotional damages. He's doing the same thing with Aaron showing one person a nude of his wife.

How are Nick's children emotionally harmed by two people seeing evidence of Nick's drug arrest vs them being harmed by.... Nick doing drugs and getting arrested.
Nick harping on his children's emotional well being is reprehensible, at every turn he's made decisions that made his children's life worse.

His decisions led to...
  • Them being around drugs
  • One of them testing positive for drugs
  • Them being around sexually degenerate strangers
  • The door being broken down by police
  • The entire raid in general
  • All of the neglect
  • The children needing to be removed
  • Them having to listen at night as their father goes on drunken rants
  • Them allegedly being around a drunken nanny (Nick knew about this because she allegedly called them while she was "Critically" drunk in the past, if we were to trust Nick)
It is clear, Nick has no regard for his children's emotional well-being unless he can use it as a weapon. Aaron was spot on when he said Nick doesn't care about peoples emotions, just using them to manipulate others. I do not think cares about his children, he seems so eager to pawn them off on other people so he can get back to his show. He seems more irritated by his children, it seems like he wishes he could just lock them in the bathroom like Sunny.
 
emotional and reputational damage.
Nigger did this to himself and is still blaming others!
Do it nick sue them! I wish them a million lawsuits, I'm sure this will go well and non of your past words will come back to haunt you! Sue them all Nick you can beat these corrupt fucks in their conspiracy against you! I'm sure judge pussy juice will help.
 
Nigger did this to himself and is still blaming others!
Do it nick sue them! I wish them a million lawsuits, I'm sure this will go well and non of your past words will come back to haunt you! Sue them all Nick you can beat these corrupt fucks in their conspiracy against you! I'm sure judge pussy juice will help.
With the once crazy fan fiction of Celeste bribing or being generous shall we say to Candyass county seeming to be a bit more credible the idea Rekieta will be the ultimate cliche kept child spoiled fucking loser of not only getting a pass from the authorities but then turning around and suing them is now not that insane to suggest. After all they'd be paying him off with his own mother's money.
Each morning it's a treat. Coffee, danish, and the latest from Rekieta's never-ending theater of the absurd.
 
I am known for being very charismatic and persuasive and capable of convincing people to do things for me for free, in instances where I am not even a party. Reminds me of that time I convinced Rekieta to pull up and stop stuffing things in his wife's butt and cheating on her and doing drugs and visiting Jamaica to swing with black men and abandoning his children.
And as we all know, Nick's biggest criticism of you was that he thought your social skills were too good

He kept yelling "Josh understands social cues so well!" over and over on that stream after the shower call
 
Nick Finally Starts To Read State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Robert Rekieta

Someone in the chat asks why Kiwi Farms wants the bodycams. Nick's reasoning is it solely an act of humiliation on behest of Kiwi Farms. Also, he's once again talking about the privacy of his wife and children. You must pity him... and his wife and kids. But we're just jerking ourselves off in an effort to get the footage.



The Big Problem for Josh

"The camera footage never, ever entered the court." Again, he hammers home that his family's rights were trampled. "This is Josh and Kiwi Farms losing. And the memorandum that follows will show why they'll continue to lose."



There is No Public Interest in this Video

I wished I were kidding, but Nick is re-hashing the shower call. That's right, because Josh would not remove lies about Drexel on Kiwi Farms - and Nick righteously called Josh retarded and autistic for it - that's why Josh wants this bodycam footage.
*sigh*



More to follow.
 
Nick is saying he is going to sue Kandyohi County and may get up to $90,000 ($15,ooo per child and his wife) in a lawsuit for emotional and reputational damage.

Edit: clarification
I hope Nick makes a huge scene and embarrasses the county with his lawsuit antics

That's what they get for trying to protect a dangerous narcissist like Nick. They potentially illegally suppress the bodycam footage and yet he still claims there's a conspiracy against him.
 
I wished I were kidding, but Nick is re-hashing the shower call. That's right, because Josh would not remove lies about Drexel on Kiwi Farms - and Nick righteously called Josh retarded and autistic for it - that's why Josh wants this bodycam footage.
Nick isn't used to the people he tries to manipulate in DMs stubbornly refusing to be manipulated. (Well, it happens sometimes I'm sure, but usually people at least pretend to be polite to avoid him having a tantrum.)

That's not Josh's social weakness, that's Nick being too retarded to understand that he was never going to win that particular fight.
 
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