🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Jeff Buckley]

Jin also only moved to Japan in 2024 and his entire personality was "weird japanese gooner freak" - before that you can see on his ig that he was a bog standard irony-poisoned poster guy. Maybe he lied to them about this and they found out his whole personality was a bit. Maybe he's affiliated with other online communities that might wanna get their epic inside joke memes on fishtank and this got revealed. Maybe it was potential markyposting, maybe Jet wasn't fucking with the /r9k/ comment. End of the day who cares, Jin was a dead-end for a litany of reasons and it's not a huge deal he got kicked for being a gay retard.

This is the kind of cope sam says to himself to convince himself kicking jin wasn't a massive blunder by jet

 

[DustBuns]

The reason I'm annoyed with the Jin kick has nothing to do with him as a person and everything to do with how production runs their show. They bloviate high and mighty about being shock-jock showmen for a lowbrow prank humiliation livestream and refuse to allow themselves to be humiliated in turn. This was obviously the case in FH 2.0 when Jet went up as red shark and started doing the usual shark attack shtick and started to go downstairs when one of the 2.0 whores poured water on his head so he proceeded to stomp up the stairs like a child and smash the kitchen while screaming at the fish about how much everything costs and "if you destroy this you owe me 15k if you destroy that 20k wanna make a deal motherfuckers? I'll bill you." and stomped down stairs. Water on his head did this, a childish prank compared to HELL HOUSE, like a clown spraying you in the face with a fake flower. Production refusing to take a lick in the name of ego and power trips is a bad look.

Say what you will about Vince McMahon, that man went in front of thousands of people weekly as a valuated billionaire and pissed himself on live television and allowed himself to be hit with steel chairs while razor blading his forehead and literally bled for the love of his company and his passion. Jet can't even handle a reference to his cringe teenage years and a little bit of water on his head. Having integrity for your product involves being able to have your product thrown back at you when your product is a show that lets people piss and shit all over other people's belongings while humiliating people on the Internet. When Jet gets any positive feedback over his bits on the show it turns in to a live ball brothers concert at a Las Vegas venue that goes 2 hours over booking hours because Jet is soaking in the attention just like the fish that get big egos from a string of postive TTS and then start to self destruct and sandbag because they feel they can.

The way Jet reacts to being made fun of in childish ways is no different than the way Jon reacts to being called gay a million times over TTS.

That being said I will always continue to watch because I like the product, but the product succeeds despite production instead of because of it and I have said that in this thread since S1.

 

[Polska krowa]

The Catch 22 with Markyposting is that it'll never go away so long as Sam and the wiggers make it clear through their actions that Markyposting pisses them off. I don't know what the best course of action is for the wider community other than ignoring it to the best of their abilities, but w/r/t to FT it's probably best to inform the fish that they'll be removed without ceremony, and will have to self-fund their transport home if they do so.

The thing that people seem to have lost sight of, presumably as they weren't watching when it happened, was that Jin's eviction was less about Jin being an edgelord/doing anything in particular, and more that he and Daniel were pissing off production in their own separate ways, some legitimate, but mostly retarded things that only Jet could take offence to. Jin wasn't kicked specifically because of what he did, but more so because of his and (primarily) Daniel's collective efforts. Daniel is popular, a front-runner to win the show, and was, at the time, the leader on the Stox chart. Jin on the other hand was none of these things, despite his growing popularity. Sam told Daniel words to this effect when he first came up yesterday.

It was a retarded decision, but clearly they decided they couldn't bring both of them in line in the way they wanted to, so they opted to get rid of the less-popular fish to keep the more-popular fish in line, and, seemingly, it's worked the way they intended it to.

In summary - the whole thing was a gay powertrip by Jet to bring Daniel in line at the expense of Jin. Jet has achieved his primary goal, but has done so at the expense of pissing off the FT community.

 

[sum ting wong]

Jin also only moved to Japan in 2024 and his entire personality was "weird japanese gooner freak" - before that you can see on his ig that he was a bog standard irony-poisoned poster guy. Maybe he lied to them about this and they found out his whole personality was a bit. Maybe he's affiliated with other online communities that might wanna get their epic inside joke memes on fishtank and this got revealed. Maybe it was potential markyposting, maybe Jet wasn't fucking with the /r9k/ comment. End of the day who cares, Jin was a dead-end for a litany of reasons and it's not a huge deal he got kicked for being a gay retard.

Jins personality isn't what made him good, it was the Jin vs Dan dynamic that was building which was a more natural arc than anything Jet has tried to force before.

Dan and Jin are similar to each other and they got along well when they were in confessional, but Dan is jealous of Jin being so openly flirty/pervy with the girls and he then got extremely jealous of Jin when Angie asked Jin to give her a foot massage. He left the room to seethe in confessional when it happened and started calling him a perv/pedophile to the other fish.

We could have had a natural formation of groups Dan/Angie/Fred vs Jin/Drench/Ellie
- Dan and Jin are both simps for Angie/Drench respectively but where Dan is embarrassed by it Jin is open about it
- Angie is sneaky and manipulative vs Drench who is straightforward
- Fred and Ellie are the third-wheel/wildcard but TTS has been trying to start shit between Ellie and Angie so that's another dynamic to the groups

I'm not gonna doom and say the season is over but Jet definitely fucked up kicking Jin.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

So yeah... Be mad at Jet for being a fag (he is) but you have to admit it was stupid to bring that shit up.

Jin said he'd have cut it out if production told him to. Instead of giving him a warning like Daniel they just booted him. That was pretty gay because they never gave him a chance, and everyone in the audience can see that was bitch-made and unfair. I don't know what's gayer, if Jin is flying back to Japan with only $200 because he made Jet feel slightly embarrassed or because Sam was worried he'd bring up Marky. Both cases make production out to be little baby-cowards with thin-skins.

 

[testnameplsignore]

Having integrity for your product involves being able to have your product thrown back at you

I get the sentiment but they are also locked in the Fishtank house for weeks with the constant insanity, lack of sleep, filth, smoke, smells, surrounded by weirdos, trying to entertain, getting criticised online, I could list a dozen more things that would make you go a bit insane. Sperging out occasionally is forgivable to me as long as it doesn't happen often and doesn't ruin the entire show. Jet definitely has an ego but overall they are pretty good sports about running things.

As for Jin I just assume Sam saw a few clips like the "jokes" about attraction to 12-16 year olds and looking up dresses whilst scrolling Twitter and Jet and Ben were fine with kicking him as he had also pissed them off in various ways. I mainly think it would have been instigated by Sam as it didn't happen on his day off and he is always running off of vibes of things he saw whilst scrolling.

 

[GoonMaxxer]

i would bet money that sam really genuinely hates the markyposters and wants none of it around him, regardless of their credibility.
doubt it's because of any "reputation damage" either, probably just straight up sees them as snakey shitfans and hates 'em

"Here at MDE we will make fun of anything and everything... except that one time I fucked a 16 year old fan, don't make fun of that guys."

 

[Aquafag]

At the risk of simply parroting what everyone else has been saying, I'll just simply say this: Jet is a fucking faggot.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

why are drench's stocks so high? market manipulation? did she do something interesting?

I like her because she fills a similar space that Luke did in S3 for me. Basically one of the only couple fishes in FT history I probably wouldn't say no to having a beer with and think it'd probably be a pretty fun time to at least hear some of their stories.

She's fairly laid back and generally affable without being a personality void (like Vance or Ian), not an annoying clout goblin, not a pussy, not a tryhard edgelord, and not irredeemably autistic.

And she's got a bit of the "hooker with a heart of gold" kind of thing going on I guess. She's mommied Aryeh two or three times out of (as far as I can tell) genuine concern for his wellbeing, at no benefit to her.

Tl;Dr : There's not really anything I don't like about her. Not my favorite fish of this, or any season, but she's up there this season for me because I dislike her the least.

 

[Rango Dango]

a new fishcalf has been born
this time on ppv's cows 2 cam

Spoiler

 

[itogi]

Really quiet early morning today.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

drench is great because she's not afraid to interact with the autists like they're people. probably a skill she learned being a camgirl tbh.
the other female fish seem like they're only interacting with the spergs to suit their own personal advancement in the game or to make themselves appealing to simpers at home. she's just vibing.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Not sure if anyone has been keeping up with https://predict.fishtank.live/ - their shady crypto casino powered prediction scheme.
It's hilariously dead, the amount of money being spent maxes out at most a few hundred dollars.
Turns out all of the rigging you did in S2 will forever prevent people from risking actual money.
Jet it up!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There is now a bot in the FT Sneedchat with a variety of helpful commands to improve the live viewing experience. I did not make this bot, I'm just posting it as a PSA. Thanks @cohle!

Come join us in Sneedchat and watch along! Suffering is fun with friends!

 

[TiggerNits]

Insert that image of Sam Hyde's own fans wearing t-shirts with the marky/blood nose chick on them and him obviously being pissed off and trying to avoid them once he realizes it.

Everything about Sam screams "fun guy that can dish it out all day by the plate but can't take a tea spoon."

Even in their streams and podcasts you watch Nick, who absolutely eviserates people only take the most gentle baby swings at Sam and immediately follows it up with affirmation or self depreciation. Sam has a very fragile ego and he surrounds himself with utterly loyal lackeys like Chris and petty lesser versions of himself like Jet to pad himself. He reminds me of every rich kid I grew up with that wasn't in a team sport. He really only cares about his own perception to people he thinks he needs to impress and will always recoil or try to get physical with dudes who can see through it.

I've obviously never met the guy so I could be full of shit and projecting my own experience on to him, for certain, but Sam seems deeply unhappy and the only way to snap out of it looks like public adoration from being silly or acting like he's the second coming of Thomas Aquinas. It's why he attracts the orbiters he does, young guys looking for a well to do masculine figure that will tell them what they already think about the world and give advice on the things they haven't thought about yet (for a $10 super chat)

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

At the risk of simply parroting what everyone else has been saying, I'll just simply say this: Jet is a fucking faggot.

Correct!!!! I am the indirect reason Jet got pissy at Jin. I'm part of the iFunny clique that Jin is tangentual to/his former "big shareholder", and we found his iFunny account + very tame comments ripping on Jet for S2. So, after I fucked with him a bit, we called him to Confessional and revealed the "blackmail", then tried to get Jet to bust his balls about it. Basically we wanted to use obscure references to blackmail him into making better content as we had already been doing after pushing him into ringing bell. (RIGGED!)

We wanted Jet to bust his balls about it, so we sent one of the screenshots with his iFunny username blacked out so Jet didn't find all of his social media.

Would attach ss but cant attach files on mobile for some reaaon... will update if Jin posts anything exclusive on his iFunny. Waiting to see what happens on the tank with Jin first.

(update): Just want to be clear it was extremely tame, "If you think Jet has the mental capacity to create an ARG I don't know what to tell you..."

 

[BinaricHate]

Everything about Sam screams "fun guy that can dish it out all day by the plate but can't take a tea spoon."

Seems like he has more in common with Idubbbz than anybody originally thought

 

[ForNoGoodReason]

Holy shit, ppl are still bitching about the Jin elimination? Get over it, as someone said earlier, Jin was a dead end and we all know it. Can we move on?

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

Holy shit, ppl are still bitching about the Jin elimination? Get over it, as someone said earlier, Jin was a dead end and we all know it. Can we move on?

Jin had huge potential and was pacing himself.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

Even shinji and burt had something going for them besides "weird sex pest rapist guy"

Burt did it to EVERYONE, to be fair. and was really funny.
Shinji was well liked thanks to the podcasts with tts