Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

Blocking someone who supports Trump without supporting Trump.

I am so confused by this statement! Is Lou just doing a poor job of saying "if someone supports Trump's policies but not explicitly Trump himself, block them too"?

Because it sounds like Lou's saying "if someone says they're a Trump supporter but their actions don't show it, block them."

I just noticed Lou was hitting Mark Cuban up for money here.

Lou's posts seem much more inconsistent here.

Not the "I'm calm now, terfnazi" post which is just Lou being stupid. But there's a big difference between bland-but-polite well-wishing to the family of a murdered politician, and whining to Mark Cuban that Lou doesn't want to talk about it because it costs too much, as though healthcare affordability will be news to Cuban, Very tone-deaf; dude's been doing real work to fix at least the medication side.

I'm inclined to agree with the thread's suspicion that Lou's getting an email of "suggested talking points" from some organization, and as stupidly oppositional as Lou is, he loves pretending to be smart. And plagiarism! (h/t @Iron Hamster )

Yeah, those shoes are comically big. I assume they're some kind of special orthopedic shoes? Possibly going on the same principle as snow hoes, spreading out the surface area, so as to better hold up his weight w/o further crushing his bones? Paging @Aunt Carol : medical insight on shoes?

Man, how'd you know I was squinting at those shadowed, low-res feet?

Sorry but nothing definite; the feet are at different angles but it does look like he's wearing the same kind of shoe on each foot, which means he's out of the post-op shoe. The left shoe (pointing towards us) looks like it has a Velcro closure; there's a strange outward bend in the medial foot that you wouldn't get with laces.

Either Lou finally did buy those doctor-ordered orthopedic shoes he's begged for a few times, or he bought something OTC/from Amazon that's similar.

These are not the shoes in the photo (screencapped the grey because black is hard to see), but this is the kind of closure found on explicitly-tagged "diabetic shoes." Sometimes they're also called "recovery shoes," but if you search that term it's usually clogged with molded plastic slides, the kind lolcows naturally tend to wear. The shoes with wide toeboxes, arch support and adjustable closures really should be called "vasculopath shoes" because Not All Diabetics but you know how marketing is.

IIRC, like most troons, he's also stated that HRT caused his shoe size to shrink.

Lou sure proved himself wrong the hard way on that one! He should hang on to those too-small lady shoes, though. If he loses toes faster than his metatarsals splay out, he might be able to wear the lady shoes for a while, like Cinderella's sisters in the Grimm version.

 

[Solid Snek]

Because it sounds like Lou's saying "if someone says they're a Trump supporter but their actions don't show it, block them."

I think it's the opposite. Knowing Lou, my best guess is the poor guy Lou was interacting with said he was not a Trump supporter, but then said something / did something which, to Lou, marked him out as a trumphitlerterfnazi. Maybe he said he voted for Fetterman? Perhaps he voiced concern over a fedpost? "I'm not a Trump supporter, BUT... maybe we shouldn't have gimpdogs handing out dildos to kids at the Pride Parade this year?"

Like a "tell me you're X without telling me you're X" meme.

The way Lou wrote it, it's hard to tell, but Lou blocking a leftist for being insufficiently far-left seems most likely to me.

Lou's posts seem much more inconsistent here.

Not the "I'm calm now, terfnazi" post which is just Lou being stupid. But there's a big difference between bland-but-polite well-wishing to the family of a murdered politician, and whining to Mark Cuban that Lou doesn't want to talk about it because it costs too much, as though healthcare affordability will be news to Cuban, Very tone-deaf; dude's been doing real work to fix at least the medication side.

I'm inclined to agree with the thread's suspicion that Lou's getting an email of "suggested talking points" from some organization, and as stupidly oppositional as Lou is, he loves pretending to be smart. And plagiarism!

Yeah, a few of these latest posts read like they were fed to him by his human botfarm wrangler. But then there are other ones, angrier ones, which are clearly written by him. It's the difference between "We all need to work together to achieve our common sustainability goals!" and "HEY JK ROWLING: LIBERALS GET THE BULLET TOO"

My guess is once the latest injection of DNC money runs out, Lou will stop getting writing prompts, and it'll be back to purely business as usual.

Man, how'd you know I was squinting at those shadowed, low-res feet?

Sorry but nothing definite; the feet are at different angles but it does look like he's wearing the same kind of shoe on each foot, which means he's out of the post-op shoe. The left shoe (pointing towards us) looks like it has a Velcro closure; there's a strange outward bend in the medial foot that you wouldn't get with laces.

Either Lou finally did buy those doctor-ordered orthopedic shoes he's begged for a few times, or he bought something OTC/from Amazon that's similar.

These are not the shoes in the photo (screencapped the grey because black is hard to see), but this is the kind of closure found on explicitly-tagged "diabetic shoes." Sometimes they're also called "recovery shoes," but if you search that term it's usually clogged with molded plastic slides, the kind lolcows naturally tend to wear. The shoes with wide toeboxes, arch support and adjustable closures really should be called "vasculopath shoes" because Not All Diabetics but you know how marketing is.

Diabetic shoes don't come in heels or Wonder Woman/trans colors, do they? Lou's taste in clothes is about as sophisticated as his taste in ketchup, but I'm a little sad he didn't take the time to find shoes that would match his cape.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Diabetic shoes don't come in heels or Wonder Woman/trans colors, do they? Lou's taste in clothes is about as sophisticated as his taste in ketchup, but I'm a little sad he didn't take the time to find shoes that would match his cape.

Diabetic shoes look like they're designed for the fashion sensibilities of a 60-year-old man. The most exciting you're going to find is a bright blue.

Weirdly, Lou doesn't seem to have gotten the directive from MtF HQ telling him to buy three tubes of craft acrylic and paint the trans flag on everything, including your firearms. Oh, if only he could meet with his soxlmxte, the Womb Wizard; how much they could teach each other.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Because it sounds like Lou's saying "if someone says they're a Trump supporter but their actions don't show it, block them."

*side eyes dead mother*

 

[The Dude]

"MILLIONS say 'fuck you' while thousands say 'happy birthday'..." who wants to be the one to clue Louie into the fact that the "No Kings" public tantrum was nowhere near "MILLIONS" large, ultimately did fuck-all, and the majority of Americans support Donald Trump? In fact, his highest approval marks are specifically in his mass deportation efforts. People do not want illegal aliens squatting in their country and mooching off public assistance any longer. Louie and the other sore losers who went to the No Kings tantrum are very much in the minority. People like them and the Democrats they continue to vote into office are losing all relevance and influence in American culture and politics. They're the last few dinosaurs who happened to survive the asteroid impact and are just lumbering around a world that can no longer support their survival, aimlessly marching off to their inevitable death.

 

[kazuhiro]

I am so confused by this statement! Is Lou just doing a poor job of saying "if someone supports Trump's policies but not explicitly Trump himself, block them too"?

Because it sounds like Lou's saying "if someone says they're a Trump supporter but their actions don't show it, block them."

I think it's the opposite. Knowing Lou, my best guess is the poor guy Lou was interacting with said he was not a Trump supporter, but then said something / did something which, to Lou, marked him out as a trumphitlerterfnazi.
...
Like a "tell me you're X without telling me you're X" meme.

I reckoned Lou garbled trying to say "tell me you support Trump without telling me" as well, but what he actually said, "any time someone says they support trump without supporting trump you block them," is closer to @Aunt Carol's interpretation. But we've all spent far longer thinking about what Lou may have meant than Lou ever did.

Another photo of a be-caped Lou from Threads which shows the shoes a bit more clearly.



Look at the wrinkles on that flag. Some who can do words good, make a "handicape" joke.

Ash and Ravyn are dead, because Lou got "some tragic news" last night.

Well, not dead. Just different.

The only King he acknowledges.

Lou calls fake.

Furries Against Fascism.

Not an atheist or Christian or agnostic. He just likes hitting babies.

Westerhare.

Spoiler: Threads replies

 

[Asian tech support]

Wawa.

Spoiler: shitty PA gas station food sperging

Wawa, Sheetz, and Royal Farms all have been on a downward trajectory quality wise, Sheetz especially. For what you get, their food is stupidly expensive and it's still low quality. The only thing Sheetz has on the others is that their coffee is hands down above the rest. Their coffee machines actually grind the beans immediately before brewing. As far as gas station coffee goes, its bretty good.
Wawa is about the same quality but it's probably 20-30% cheaper depending on what you get. 10-15 years ago, Wawa was a lot better. I should be sticking up for Wawa as I lived in the heart of Wawa country for years but they're absolutely a has been.
Royal Farms chicken is fine (mid) but the rest of their selection is just about as bad as the others. Their coffee is bad.
If Lou thinks Sheetz is the clear victor, that's just because he's a fat fuck who takes advantage of their hallmark "just fuck your order up with every topping and condiment to ever exist like the ADHD millennial you are" to turn his meal into a 4000 calorie mountain of cardiovascular death. You know the poor fucks behind the counter groan every time he waddles in.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ash and Ravyn are dead, because Lou got "some tragic news" last night.

Well, not dead. Just different.

Is Lou still plural, or are these fursonae who died on the way back to their home planet?

Presumably any plurals who are serious about it have him blocked already, but it's hard to know what kind of sympathy card to send if you don't know what flavor of imaginary friend/alter ego just died.

"Tragic news last night" guesses? Either some artist who drew character art is a terfnazi (tm), or it's something up with his stepdad's health again--although "last night" on the 15th would be Saturday night, so that's not time for brand new medical news unless Coach went to the ED.

 

[Solid Snek]

Is Lou still plural, or are these fursonae who died on the way back to their home planet?

Presumably any plurals who are serious about it have him blocked already, but it's hard to know what kind of sympathy card to send if you don't know what flavor of imaginary friend/alter ego just died.

"Tragic news last night" guesses? Either some artist who drew character art is a terfnazi (tm), or it's something up with his stepdad's health again--although "last night" on the 15th would be Saturday night, so that's not time for brand new medical news unless Coach went to the ED.

Yeah, this was the one which stood out for me, too. How do you drop a bombshell like "Ash and Ravyn are dead", and then not fucking explain?!

The plural thing, I assumed that was one of his hairbrained ideas that lasted less than a week (like the crotchboob saga). I'd be shocked if he even REMEMBERED he was supposed to be a plural system.

But that begs the question of how/why Ash and Ravyn died.

My best guess? He's just retiring the Ash fursona for the ten thousandth time, and is being extra melodramatic about it. I hope I'm wrong though, because it'd be much funnier if this was some Pnictogen-tier drug hallucination. (maybe he got dehydrated at the protests and had a shamanic dream journey that turned ugly?)

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Not an atheist or Christian or agnostic. He just likes hitting babies.

Quora: Here’s an overwrought philosophical question, as a lame attempt at a gotcha, because anyone with a brain knows that morality is easily separated from religion

Lou: Fuck yeah, let's murder babies

Never change, Lou

 

[Aunt Carol]

My best guess? He's just retiring the Ash fursona for the ten thousandth time, and is being extra melodramatic about it.

That's gonna be rough, since it's the one he legally changed his name to.

I hope I'm wrong though, because it'd be much funnier if this was some Pnictogen-tier drug hallucination. (maybe he got dehydrated at the protests and had a shamanic dream journey that turned ugly?)

Man, I want that too, but there's no way. Lou never even believed in the plural thing to begin with; he'd have to have some A Christmas Carol visions, Three Giant-Tittied Furries telling him the error of his ways first.

Quora: Here’s an overwrought philosophical question, as a lame attempt at a gotcha, because anyone with a brain knows that morality is easily separated from religion

Lou: Fuck yeah, let's murder babies

Never change, Lou

Lou tends to revisit a handful of tropes, but the one thing Lou's been most consistent on over the years is absolutely hating children. Whether he's reporting the Shield's misdeeds (being 10), gleefully listing detailed plans to retaliate should the Shield commit any more anti-Lou offenses, Lou's desire to kill JD Vance's children specifically, or hitting an extremely hypothetical baby with a baseball bat--Lou is there to co-sign harm to a child.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I screenshotted this from a couple pages ago and I have to get it off my phone
It’s so ridiculous it almost made me feel sorry for him lol. I’m guessing these “women” suffer from male pattern baldness.

 

[The Dude]

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It’s so ridiculous it almost made me feel sorry for him lol. I’m guessing these “women” suffer from male pattern baldness.

I'm gonna go with "A whole lotta bullshit that never happened" for $2000, Alex.

No fucking way are any real women saying any of this to Louie. It's possible some brain-rotted Lefty bitch who is terminally infected with the Woke Mind Virus blew smoke up Louie's ass to make him feel good, because that's what "good allies" do. But no way any normal woman said anything like this of her own free will and meant it. For one thing, like all fat-fuck males, Louie looks like absolute dog shit with long hair. Fat guys do not pull off having long hair. The more obese they are, the worse it looks, and Louie is O-B-E-S-E OOOOOBESE!

And if he is "killing off" Ash, then I guaran-fucking-tee you that he is going back to Ace. He is obsessed with that retarded name because a Doctor Who character from the 80s gives him a chubby. A character that I am quite sure was a minor canonically.

 

[Desumorphine]

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It’s so ridiculous it almost made me feel sorry for him lol. I’m guessing these “women” suffer from male pattern baldness.

No, those woman don't exist because no sane woman would talk to crossdressing Peter Griffin to begin with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No fucking way are any real women saying any of this to Louie. It's possible some brain-rotted Lefty bitch who is terminally infected with the Woke Mind Virus blew smoke up Louie's ass to make him feel good, because that's what "good allies" do.

On the one hand, Lou periodically spits out one of the "Online Troon 101" stories we've heard a hundred times; this is definitely one of those old chestnuts.

On the other, the mystery woman could be his unofficial "handler;" whoever his contact point is for the rallies, canvassing and things to copy-paste to start a fight. Or well-meaning leftish women at the protest; Lou has been around strangers recently. Complimenting the thickness of someone's hair is just a step below complimenting their eyes when you need to flatter someone but you haven't been given much to work with.

And that's assuming it's a well-meant compliment. Remember how bad Lou is at relaying what the doctor told him? "They tell me I look much better with long hair than they do" may be Lou-filter for "oh, look at your long hair. I could never pull off wearing mine like that."

Good thing male/female socialization isn't real and Miss Lou is completely prepared to catch derogatory nuance like that.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou's phone case "gotten broken" at a protest, so he needs $20. Kel and Chara of Pnictogen say please help our frand.

More shoe teasing in the photo.

Lou touts his No Kings stream.

Thumbnails for his Youtube Shorts.

A comment from months ago.

Fetterman.

Gneech.

"No one will stop me. Not Trump, not God."

War.

New intro post on Threads. He is now openly "anti-Islam." No word on Judaism yet.

Spoiler: Threads replies

Part of the religion slapfight.

 

[Aunt Carol]

More shoe teasing in the photo.

Maybe an elastic panel in the right side of that shoe, but more important question arises: why is his shoe on the couch? That takes more effort than sliding them off in the middle of the room and leaving them there, yet is even less respectful of shared real estate.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Edit to add: Lou livestreamed his attendance at the No Kings protest.

Archive of the livestream. I do not have the patience to watch this and listen to Lou ramble about politics while wandering around for 90 fucking minutes, but knowing Lou, he'll inevitably DFE so I grabbed it just to be safe.

(The original video was 720p, I had to drop it to 480 to fit within KF's filesize limits. And yes, the original video froze randomly in a few spots, I have no idea why.)

 

[Solid Snek]

Archive of the livestream. I do not have the patience to watch this and listen to Lou ramble about politics while wandering around for 90 fucking minutes, but knowing Lou, he'll inevitably DFE so I grabbed it just to be safe.
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(The original video was 720p, I had to drop it to 480 to fit within KF's filesize limits. And yes, the original video froze randomly in a few spots, I have no idea why.)

Have it on in the background rn. May wind up being the only person to watch a Lou stream, ever.

He boomers the phone orientation almost immediately, forgetting that Tiktok is formatted for vertical rather than horizontal orientation. So... that's fun. As of at least ten minutes in he's still filming sideways.

The crowd is more of the same; almost all of them are old white boomers. Lou may be the youngest. Surprisingly, he may also be the most faggy; there are a couple Pride flags, but they're barely visible, and no other troons that I can see. There ARE a TON of 'murica flags, and not a single one is on fire! But Lou behaves himself and doesn't call the boomers "terfnazis" for daring to wave the oppressor flag.

I can't stop laughing at the sign the organizers are handing out:

Art autism, but it looks SO MUCH like the Crown signature used by famed gay/black/Hispanic artist, Basquiat:

I know I'm not the first to giggle like a schoolboy at the idea of a bunch of old white TV-liberal boomers shouting "NO KANGZ" at everyone they see, but the fact that their graphic designer chose to up the ante by using a crossed-out symbol of bipoc creative spirit is just (chef kiss).

The organizer, Abby, is confirmed to be the brains behind the operation. She tells Lou to film and livestream on Tiktok, and Lou won't shut up about the fact that ABBY TOLD HIM to livestream, reminding us, the viewers, that he's filming on Abby's orders, at least once every minute or two. He's clearly very proud to be doing something useful, and to be entrusted with the sacred task of fucking off away from Abby to attract a few more eyeballs with his iphone. If Lou continues to do streams and/or talk about a glorious future with no kangz, I think we can be confident where he's getting his ideas from.

Fifteen minutes in, he finally decided to film the right way up again.

Has a small tangent to discuss solidarity with Mexicans and Palestinians (none of whom are present at the rally). At 17:10, he acknowledges the flag-cape he's rocking. He also clarifies that he salutes the trans flag, and does NOT "hate" the American flag, but is just a little mad at it.

There's an official livestream going on, too, but Lou's is more important surely. Another small tangent, around 20:00, where he points out that even though he's NOT a Christian (please don't think he is!), Jesus would totally agree with everything Lou has to say. Also, Jesus was an illegal immigrant from Palestine. His family moved to Egypt illegally, you see. "If you're a Christian, you should know that you voted for a guy, who would deport Jesus"

U-S-A chants that Lou shuts up for. A couple trannies now, plus a cameo appearance by Dale Gribble in a Lou-inspired Troon Cape:


A former State Senator shows up, Allan Kukovich. At 24:00, Lou lunges at him. Lou tells Allan that he voted for him; Allan does a Senator Smile and replies that Lou would have had to have been voting at six years old. Possibly an innocent joke? But I think it more likely a "country club humor" way of telling Lou that he's full of shit, and Allan knows he's full of shit.

I looked it up, and yeah, Kukovich left office in 1996:

so Lou was either voting illegally when he was about ten years old, or he just lied to a former Senator.

He continues to bother people in the crowd. For the second time, he comments on the crowd demographic, saying "we have a mixture of young, and let's say... more mature, to be nice". (this is still a lie; with the exception of one or two undercut-sporting troons, the age range goes from "mature" to "basically dead already")

And a half hour is all I can fucking take for now.

 

[Spunt]

Lou has never voted in his life. He comes up with a different justification each time, but it all falls down to him not being bothered. I noticed that he's imploring people to vote in the mid-terms, but the chances that he will do so himself are about 0%. The fact that he refuses to participate in the democracy that he apparently cares about so much is one of the more annoying things about him.