Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Wonathan Joss]

Comprehensive Anisa's list of pre-approved things to send Ian for his bad unboxing video:
-Folding chairs

This is already on Anisa's Bad Unboxing shopping list:

• Toilet paper
• Some yogurt
• Toothpaste and mouthwash
• A lot of body wash and shampoo
• A crap tonne of junk food to burn off
• Spare undies
• Gorgeous Gabe's underwear
• A cup of tea
• Some trailer trash clothes

 

[Jay2U]

Why doesn't Ian just make content cops on Asmongold, Tectone and Elon? Those are 3 videos that would get him some credit from Hasan's audience.

 

[urr13 account]

Why doesn't Ian just make content cops on Asmongold, Tectone and Elon? Those are 3 videos that would get him some credit from Hasan's audience.

He's such a spastic dough-brained retard at this point that it's possible that even with the easiest lay-up in the world he would still crash and burn. There's a very real possibility he does more damage to his side than to even the easiest of targets and it's clear from his livestream with him that Hasan already find him intolerable to be around.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A bad unboxing would have a human spine to replace Anisa's arm.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Why doesn't Ian just make content cops on Asmongold, Tectone and Elon? Those are 3 videos that would get him some credit from Hasan's audience.

Anisa's husband has bouts of incoherence, incontinence and is depressed, it would essentially be promoting the first two as they would be calm coherent and amused and god help you if Elon dunks on him

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

Why doesn't Ian just make content cops on Asmongold, Tectone and Elon? Those are 3 videos that would get him some credit from Hasan's audience.

Because all he can really say about Asmongold is "Your house is a mess" "you have bad political takes(the most ironic thing considering Hasan)" "your audience are chuds" "DEI is not bad, fat blacks and ugly women belong in video games"
All easy to dismiss and all been done before with all the ankle biters who """""""go after""""""" Asmongold already.
Tectone, just has to just go on the Unsubscribe podcast again and banter with Donut Operator for more stories of THE RAPED being a faggot to bury any cancel video. With his swing to multistreaming and his willingness to talk a boat load of shit back, it would be a Ethan Klien type win for Tectone. They have already thrown a BPD SA accusing woman at him already and he bounced that off.
Elon, well who actually has the clout to "take him down"? Do you know how many people upload Elon Musk bad videos every day? ThunderF00t has been A-loging Elon for going on 8 years now. With take down video after take down video. Every assmad libshit has done an Elon bad video after the Trump sweep last year.

 

[Sandshrew]

This made me think of iDubbbz:

 

[BinaricHate]

Every assmad libshit has done an Elon bad video after the Trump sweep last year.

Therefore it's prime material for Idubbbz

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

Therefore it's prime material for Idubbbz

I have to give you that.
THE RAPED is anything but original. You have to make sure he never gets on a plane to England. Or he might peal off HBomberguy's face and wear it.

 

[DumbDude43]

Why doesn't Ian just make content cops on Asmongold, Tectone and Elon? Those are 3 videos that would get him some credit from Hasan's audience.

elon is so far above this youtube drama sphere, it would just be laughable. plus like @For Scorn and Three Birds said, the internet is already oversaturated with elon hate videos.
tectone and asmongold would most likely just respond and dunk on ian in response, kind of like ethan did. it wouldn't go well for mister jomha.
back in the day his content cops didn't get much pushback because he himself wasn't very exposed and people didn't have much dirt on him, but nowadays he's one of the internets favorite lolcows and the amount of dirt on him fills 3000+ pages on kf. nothing he could possibly say to asmongold or tectone would survive the simple "yeah but you're a cuckold who shits himself and stinks" comeback.

the h3 content cop and its aftermath have made it pretty clear that ian can not successfully do these types of videos anymore, because of who he is now. when you're widely known to be a pathetic loser then nobody is going to cheer for your attempts at dunking on someone else.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Can't wait for the Internet Historian vid on CC1-3.

I thought that nigger was dead.

 

[Slur Generator]

the h3 content cop and its aftermath have made ian pretty clear that he can not successfully do these types of videos anymore, because of who he is now. when you're widely known to be a pathetic loser then nobody is going to cheer for your attempts at dunking on someone else.

We are all cheering for him to do it, just so more people join in on the beat down.
Asmongold is a filthy bastard but Ian is reportedly even more disgusting.
Anisa can't even be bothered to get the clothes off the floor for her whoring shoots.
What is it with people throwing clothes on the floor? The only time I've done that is if I remove my socks in the middle of the night. Just throw it in the laundry bin.

 

[CTR Operative]

I wonder what Ethan has planned for tomorrow. It will probably be a follow up to the Hasan content nuke and will have all the new idiots sprinkled in

Yeah, bad news, whatever the hell it is Ethan is planning got pushed back to Thursday because apparently his internet was down all weekend. He mentioned it during yesterday's podcast (which was iDubbbz-free and boring as shit while his LA leftist crew whined about Ethan pointing out how retarded tankies are).

Correct me if I'm wrong but h3h3 still holds a grudge against keemstar? Or used to up until recently.

I don't think Ethan really cares anymore. H3's covered Lolcow Live quite a bit, and Keem has spoken up for Ethan 100x more than iDubbbz has through this whole bullshit with the Twitch commies. He's basically Ethan's Vegeta at this point.

 

[urr13 account]

"Ian, you're allowed to smile" isn't that funny or anything, it's not even really a joke it's just an offhand comment, it's especially not funny enough to be laughing with such obnoxious glee when talking about it later.

This alone would be more than enough proof that she has a huge crush on Gabe, when girls really really like a guy there's a kind of Halo effect where everything he does is amazing and he's sooo funny and everyone else is just like okay.

It has got to be painful that the only girl idubbbz has ever been with just openly has a huge, almost teenager-esque, crush on a guy that she regularly watches beat you up.

 

[Noble Redditor]

obnoxious glee

Anisa, and this thread in general, is a perfect primer and master class course in how to identify toxic traits and red flags in women. There is absolutely nothing likeable about this ho, for real.

 

[Metatron]

I know I'm not everyone's cup of teaheehee~

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

"Hallo my new neighbors, velcoom to Alberta. Dis iz a very lovely area, very isolated, no one around for miles. Ve can do vat ever ve vant here. Vould you like to learn about ze revolutionary phenotype?"
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Did they ever find mama jf's corpse btw?

 

[ATPH]

Just thinking about Anisa talking about Ian having shin splints for the DR Mike fight in cc1 kinda backs up what the coach was saying about Ian never keeping up with cardio training or taking it very seriously. The main way people get bad shin splints is if they suddenly decide to dramatically in crease the intensity of their training over a short time instead of gradually increasing it and maintaining consistency (you'll probably still get them but they won't be as bad and they won't linger as long).

The fact that Ian had them on the night of the fight shows that the coach was probably riding him for clearly not doing enough cardio Ian insisting he was while he wasn't and then trying to make up for it by doing a shit ton just before the fight.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

A bad unboxing where every package needs to be vetted is what killed the series last time. It seriously takes all the fun out of the videos. How do they not realize what made the videos entertaining in the first place?

 

[zartmyman]

A bad unboxing where every package needs to be vetted is what killed the series last time. It seriously takes all the fun out of the videos. How do they not realize what made the videos entertaining in the first place?

You will watch the raped open up heckin silly and weird amazon products and you will enjoy it