John Badman
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- Joined
- Aug 7, 2024
Life in the big city isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, in fact it’s more like a concentration camp. If you’re visibly Jewish like me the goyim go out their way to practically genocide you. Yesterday I had to take my kippah in to get steam pressed and they up charged me a whole $1.99 because I requested they wash it with antiallergenic detergent, I paid the old Asian woman $2.00 and she didn’t even give me back my penny!!!
Good luck finding a bagel without seeds (If you’re like me and have a nut allergy). The only partially edible kosher food in this desert is located in terrorist ran bodegas. I can’t spend my money in there because they know I have a cat allergy, they’re literally trying to kill me!
Don’t even get me started of the public transportation… the traffic is so bad you have to use the metro, blacks always ask me for money, when I say no they start yelling at me for the whole ride until I can get off at my synagogue stop (which really isn’t accurate to call it the synagogue stop considering how far away it is! If I wanted to schvitz I would go to the sauna instead of dying from a mile and a half walk to and from).
Central Park is basically a death trap for us Jews. My cousin suffocated in pollen last Spring going for a walk outside. If the pollen doesn’t kill you the stabbings will. The rest of the city is a concrete jungle full of goy monkeys.
The only nice things about the city is how high the rent is and half off ghefilte fish in the right neighborhood. If hell was real New York City would be it for us visible Jews. I would move back to Israel but the taxes are too high and every neighboring country wants to kill me.
Can you even begin to understand how hard it is to be visibly Jewish in New York City?
Good luck finding a bagel without seeds (If you’re like me and have a nut allergy). The only partially edible kosher food in this desert is located in terrorist ran bodegas. I can’t spend my money in there because they know I have a cat allergy, they’re literally trying to kill me!
Don’t even get me started of the public transportation… the traffic is so bad you have to use the metro, blacks always ask me for money, when I say no they start yelling at me for the whole ride until I can get off at my synagogue stop (which really isn’t accurate to call it the synagogue stop considering how far away it is! If I wanted to schvitz I would go to the sauna instead of dying from a mile and a half walk to and from).
Central Park is basically a death trap for us Jews. My cousin suffocated in pollen last Spring going for a walk outside. If the pollen doesn’t kill you the stabbings will. The rest of the city is a concrete jungle full of goy monkeys.
The only nice things about the city is how high the rent is and half off ghefilte fish in the right neighborhood. If hell was real New York City would be it for us visible Jews. I would move back to Israel but the taxes are too high and every neighboring country wants to kill me.
Can you even begin to understand how hard it is to be visibly Jewish in New York City?
