Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[PositiveMonk]

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Lol kiwifarms thinks I am stupid and predictable. I am not.
They also think I'll become homeless. That's what a trust fund is for dumbass.
Also chromosomes do not make something male or female. Your science is outdated.

Lol Kiwifarms lies that hormone replacement therapy makes people stupid and delusional, it does not.
Kiwifarms...they are...awful subhuman scums of the internet that try to interfere with peoples lives irl for no reason except for a cruel laugh at em. They drive people to

Chromosomes do not define gender you stupid Kiwifarmers.
You don't know your science correctly. If I'll never be a woman? Then how come I am one otherwise and every single standing legal doccument states otherwise hmm? Dumbasses you are.

Thanks to science, I am indeed a woman. Trans women are real women

Colton are you bending and twisting science to justify your own delusion? Isn't that what Christians do according to you? Unfortunately for you, chromosomes and chromosome testing exist, all of the cells in your body mark you as a male. It isn't really worth putting more effort into this argument because you won't listen to anything that doesn't feed into your delusion. Every cell in your body proves that you are a man, that you were born a man, and that you will always be a man. There is nothing you can do about this, no way to change it. Cope and sneed all you want.

Looks like a fat man named Colton Lochmann.

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Lol Kiwifarms is acting like a old picture from 2014 where I was wronglyl taken to jail sayin I'm fat when they act like losing weight doesn't exist. I don't post a lot of pictures of myself and I have lost plenty of weight since 2016 and I'll never be as fat as the evil... Christian who made me the Kiwifarms victim in the first place. He could easily pass as Barf for the new Spaceballs 2 movie with his fatness and resemblence to John Candy and Chris Farley

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I am not an incel. Kiwifarms loves to lie

Kiwifarms lies that I go out of my own way to make a fool of myself every single day. That is a blatant lie and not true.
I am a trans woman and they are the fools for blindly hating a innocent transgirl who simply wants to exist and never ever done a thing wrong in her/my life.

I fucking hate Kiwifarms.
I am not a mexican, fat, balding, mentally ill, retarded, stupid, a man or a bad person.
All that continues to be make up nonsence

>blindly hating a innocent transgirl who simply wants to exist and never ever done a thing wrong in her/my life.
There is no blind hating of a transgirl here. There's just laughing at a fat balding Mexican man.
>simply wants to exist
Bullying random women isn't "simply wanting to exist"

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And that's why Olive Garden is considered a five-star fine dining establishment.

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Olive Garden is a 5 star michelin fine dining experience and one of the best pastas money can buy and their zuppa toscana soup is heavenly. You should try it sometime

Da bat is always rights ya knows

Notice how he completely blocks out @The Un-Clit's message because he cannot handle it. Colton do you have nothing to say about Spunt or Un-Clit's posts?

>Da bat is always rights ya knows
It'd be funny if you said something blatantly wrong in this same tweet.

>Olive Garden is a 5 star michelin fine dining experience
You clearly don't know what a Michelin star is. Michelin only goes to 3 stars. 1 star for a place that's worth visiting, 2 stars if it's worth going out of your way for, 3 stars if it's worth making a destination. Olive Garden is not in the Michelin guide, which is provable.

It appears the bat is 100% wrong.

>zuppa toscana soup is heavenly
lolfat

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Fuckin wets...I can hear their circus music again it's so loud in the neighborhood behind our house. It should not be so loud to where I can hear that shit. You are in Murica, lemmie hear you be a American and play rock and metal .

Be a US citizen and don't act like an illegal back subhuman degenerate. If they love so much then why are these fuckers here shittin up our own country? Makes no sense.

 

[Xev]

This retarded fat balding mexican man who can't assemble Legos thinks he can manage an inheritance and a whole ass house. He won't maintain that house, won't pay the insurance and has no clue how to pay property tax. Whatever money his grandmother leaves him will be spent on bullshit in no time flat. Hence, the homeless arc.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This dude would spend his whole "trust fund" on dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets and horse penis shaped soap. Because he is fat and a gay man.

 

[Legalize Organized Crime]

nigga keeps posting The Orville gifs because he transitioned from fat faggot to Moclan

you will never be a woman, stoopid

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Lol Kiwifarms is acting like a old picture from 2014 where I was wronglyl taken to jail sayin I'm fat when they act like losing weight doesn't exist. I don't post a lot of pictures of myself and I have lost plenty of weight since 2016 and I'll never be as fat as the evil... Christian who made me the Kiwifarms victim in the first place. He could easily pass as Barf for the new Spaceballs 2 movie with his fatness and resemblence to John Candy and Chris Farley

I think this is the first time Colton has admitted he's been taken to jail. Of course, like his Everfree Northwest ban, he asserts that he was "wrongly" taken to jail (I'm assuming in Colton's mind, brandishing a knife at beaners, if the charge is he was caught with a weapon, was justified). Prior to this, he would completely deny the two articles showing he was arrested and scream the record has been "exspunged".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think this is the first time Colton has admitted he's taken to jail. Of course, like his Everfree Northwest ban, he asserts that he was "wrongly" taken to jail (I'm assuming in Colton's mind, brandishing a knife at beaners, if the charge is he was caught with a weapon, was justified). Prior to this, he would completely deny the two articles showing he was arrested and scream the record has been "exspunged".

He even said, "not me" before when the mugshot was posted.

Then explain the missing chromosomes in your pictures
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Not me and nothin missin

 

[Xev]

What do we think happened to Colton's missing penis? Is it festering in some medical waste bin in some medical waste landfill somewhere or did his psycho doctor keep it in a jar as a trophy?

 

[The Un-Clit]

What do we think happened to Colton's missing penis? Is it festering in some medical waste bin in some medical waste landfill somewhere or did his psycho doctor keep it in a jar as a trophy?

Assuming he got a full troon-out stinkditch, he still has most of the skin of it, merely flipped inside out and tucked into the body as a never closing, eternally festering wound so that he needs to use the Rod of Pain to keep nature at bay and from healing the damage.

And Colton thinks that this is what a "real woman" has to do.

Where the inside cock meat went is anyone's guess. The incinerator, the local cat food factory, perhaps even the local Mexican restaurant having a special on "tacos con Gordo Gringo", the options are many and funny to imagine.

But what I want to know is what happened to the other lobe of his fauxgina made from his split open nutsack. How do you lose half a half of a nutsack? Was the doctor even more of a clumsy butcher then most troon doctors? Did Colton just fail to keep it clean and half went necrotic and rotted away?

What's the dealio, a man duh?

 

[Spunt]

I'll concede that HRT did not make Colton stupid and delusional. He was stupid and delusional beforehand. That's why he thought transitioning was a good idea.

Colton, I said that you respond to everything with "nuh-uh" and that you were stupid and predictable. You then went to your twitter to say "I'm not stupid or predictable." You literally don't understand why that response makes you look stupid and predictable.

Because you are stupid and predictable. And Mexican. And gay.

And fat.

 

[Gay Buttsex in the Ass]

I'll concede that HRT did not make Colton stupid and delusional. He was stupid and delusional beforehand. That's why he thought transitioning was a good idea.

Colton, I said that you respond to everything with "nuh-uh" and that you were stupid and predictable. You then went to your twitter to say "I'm not stupid or predictable." You literally don't understand why that response makes you look stupid and predictable.

Because you are stupid and predictable. And Mexican. And gay.

And fat.

Facts. Colton has always been that stupid and predictable. And Mexican. And gay. And fat.

He was my fat gay Mexican buttsex doll in retard school you know. This one time I buttfucked him in the ass so hard, his anus started to bleed. That was the closest he ever got to getting a period. He was in the closet then, but I know he's still that same fucked up gayboy inside. Putting his weenie on the chopping block was his way of going deeper in the closet and further denying his homosexuality. Colton "I'm not gay, I'm just a woman" Lochmann.

He likes penis. But he's in denial. You'll see him write the usual on X after he reads this.
"I'M NOT GAY!" "I'M A WOMAN!"
That's Colton in denial, in the closet. Bottom line is that he likes penis.

Having gay buttsex with him was always a treat, he was the freakiest gayfag that I ever fucked. He would always sloppy my toppy like no tomorrow too. All our other gay retarded friends, like Paul and Peter and Larry and William and Kevin and Troy and Christopher, they had bad motor skills and gay buttsex with them wouldn't feel as good. But Colton was a natural at it! Penis or no penis, I want to gayfuck his asshole again.

Come to my address Colton! Let's have some fun!
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Facts. Colton has always been that stupid and predictable. And Mexican. And gay. And fat.

He was my fat gay Mexican buttsex doll in retard school you know. This one time I buttfucked him in the ass so hard, his anus started to bleed. That was the closest he ever got to getting a period. He was in the closet then, but I know he's still that same fucked up gayboy inside. Putting his weenie on the chopping block was his way of going deeper in the closet and further denying his homosexuality. Colton "I'm not gay, I'm just a woman" Lochmann.

He likes penis. But he's in denial. You'll see him write the usual on X after he reads this.
"I'M NOT GAY!" "I'M A WOMAN!"
That's Colton in denial, in the closet. Bottom line is that he likes penis.

Having gay buttsex with him was always a treat, he was the freakiest gayfag that I ever fucked. He would always sloppy my toppy like no tomorrow too. All our other gay retarded friends, like Paul and Peter and Larry and William and Kevin and Troy and Christopher, they had bad motor skills and gay buttsex with them wouldn't feel as good. But Colton was a natural at it! Penis or no penis, I want to gayfuck his asshole again.

Come to my address Colton! Let's have some fun!
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

Well at least someone has something nice to say about Colton.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

>Not stupid and predictable
>Predictably continues to whine about thread

 

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He has just decided that whatever he says and thinks at the time is right.

He refuses to let facts get in the way of his narrative.

And that's why Olive Garden is considered a five-star fine dining establishment.

Greeresque. However, Greer is at least a true born American, unlike Colton who is a fat Mexican man.

 

[Xev]

Found the flag of your people Colton



Also, there is no need to fear deportation, Mexico got your fat, balding ass covered

 

[PositiveMonk]

Stupid personal rant: I learned a while ago I could filter Colton's tweets by setting Nitter to "exclude retweet". This was great, I didn't have to see any of the pony porn Colton would retweet. This broke like a week ago. Today it seems to be fixed, however today Colton tweeted a bunch of porn himself, defeating the purpose.

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Trans women are not males. They are real women

Every cell in my body is female and I got a birth certificate to back that up and my ID

I dunno where Kiwifarms gets the wild idea that I am a fat balding mexican man who is retarded while I'm none of those things.
They really have nothin better to do than to harrass innocent trans women
I'm just gonna live my shitty life the best I possibly can. Smol victories

>Every cell in my body is female and I got a birth certificate to back that up and my ID
That is some high grade copium. Sorry to tell you, that isn't how cells work. This is particularly funny to me because of your feelings on the bible.

>I'm just gonna live my shitty life the best I possibly can. Smol victories
Just going to repeat myself. If you took responsibility for your actions and tried to be a better person, your life wouldn't be so shitty. It's a choice you're making every day of your miserable life.

Because you are stupid and predictable. And Mexican. And gay.

And fat.

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Kiwifarms still feeding their lie that I'm stupid, fat, balding, predictable, a mexican.
The only part being true is me being gay because lesbian women who are into other women like myself is considered a gay relstionship or the new term is called queer which used to be a slur.

>The only part being true is me being gay
Without going into detail because , have you actually successfully interacted with a woman post transition? I'm just looking for a yes or no here, have you had a successful relationship with a woman? You cast a pretty wide net, hitting on any woman you can find, I sure hope that success rate isn't 0.

Come to my address Colton! Let's have some fun!
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

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Lol when a kiwifarms user called "Gay Buttsex In The Ass" make up bullshit stories so absurd and untrue events that never happened that even tge other Kiwi tards don't believe him. He even doxed a random address for no particular reason.
People sure are indeed strange

>tge other Kiwi tards don't believe him.
Personally, I believe everything @Gay Buttsex in the Ass says, he's a pretty reliable narrator.
>He even doxed a random address for no particular reason.



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That's how Kiwifarms acts. They are litterally obsessed with mine and other trans peoples crotchs. Hey...whatever gets them to not sleep at night I guess

Maybe if you don't want people talking about your crotch, don't post disgusting pictures of it to twitter. I'm not an expert here idk.


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Thats fuckin bullshit. I do not impersonate anybody. I am a real actual person and own this account. Nothin bout it is fake and I do not content spam or have any other accounts.
But since I'm trans...I'm sure plenty of transphobes and Kiwifarms are immediatly will point out...

"Oh but you sure indeed impersonate a woman". I do not impersonate being a woman. Trans women are real women and all my doccuments reflect that and I was born American on American soil unfortunatly in a place that doesn't provide free healthcare, free collage or free housing.

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>I'm sure plenty of transphobes and Kiwifarms are immediatly will point out...
EVEN TWITTER KNOWS YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN

This was from April, why are you just now sperging out about it now? Twitter help page if anyone is curious.
Fake personas: You may not use manufactured identities to engage in disruptive or deceptive behavior. This may include using stock, stolen or AI-generated profile photos.
Ban Evasion: You may not circumvent X enforcement actions.
Content Spam: You may not share or post content in a bulk, duplicative, irrelevant or unsolicited manner that disrupts people's experience.

I can't remember if Colton has been banned from twitter before. It could be any of these, he could easily have been reported for spamming pooners with "YWNBAM" 15 times in 10 minutes.

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My standards to have a girlfriend like this is top tier taste. Plain women are bland n boring. Need me a woman with some STYLE like she some Delorean lol

Colton posted a bunch of topless goth women because of course.
>My standards to have a girlfriend like this is top tier taste.
Shame you're a bottom tier man.

 

[Detective Carey]

Imagine if he got what he wanted, if he got some walking stereotype goth dommy mommy IRL GF.

Wouldn't he get chewed up and spit out in record time?

I'm usually not one to lean too hard into stereotypes but I feel like he'd get immediately ravaged, and not the way he wants.

Makes me wonder if he's even been financially dommed by anon catfishers or legit paypig slaughtering camgirls.

I've seen it happen to far less openly desperate craven weirdoes over the years. I suppose him being poor and Latino is a bit of a shield for that.

 

[Spunt]

I apologise, Colton. I called you a fat, gay, stupid, predictable Mexican.

I should have added "balding" to that list as well.

You're only denying being Mexican because you're scared ICE will deport you.

 

[Xev]

Why does he keep repeating the lie about all these documents that prove he's a woman? Didn't his daddy trump already declare those documents null and void?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Makes me wonder if he's even been financially dommed by anon catfishers or legit paypig slaughtering camgirls.

Nah, he's a pauper, wastes any money he does get on overpriced collectors items plastic toys which he immediately devalues by fatly touching them with his man hands. He contributes nothing to the roof over his head and is fed and watered by Mommy. He is the definition of a drain on society, playing on his Deafness for gibs. I've known a couple of people who are deaf and can earn good money, get women, drive and live a full life. Colton chooses to live this way because he's a lazy fat Mexican man.

Colton, I don't use Xitter but even I can work out why you got flagged. Maybe if English was your first language you could too.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why does he keep repeating the lie about all these documents that prove he's a woman? Didn't his daddy trump already declare those documents null and void?

Nope. Those documents prove he is a real woman and always was since the day he was born.

Just like how his proton pack proves he's a real Ghostbuster and his hot wheels prove he can drive.