It's even more pathetic, he can't even shit on and belittle other people, he wants attack dogs to do it for him, if you remember in his Guntbusters idea AssTone and Tardski were supposed to do all the heavy lifting while he was just sitting there acting bewildered.
It's just part of the vortex.
Didn't ask, go figure it out and fuck off.
They did indeed understand why DSP is a lolcow to begin with. They just pretended not to in order to get in his good graces and piss off the annoying X dentractors. Then, they had" an epiphany" and suddenly realized why Phil is hated, and those same dentractors seal clapped and gifted subs.
There is no definitive proof what their initial plan or understanding of Phil was. I legitimately think PPP was serious about his efforts of turning Phil's fate around, at least for a while until he realized the lost cause. He also admitted to look a bit retarded now after the fact.
I believe the guy who made it is the guy who has the YouTube channel 'DarksydeDetective'. He said he made it so he could search through sound clips for his DSP meme songs. So instead of trying to remember where Phil might have said something and searching for it manually he can just type in a term and click through all the timestamps to find the best quality sound clip to use.
Good point that I forgot to mention, plus the valuation he used the first time was very low. Considering his mortgage is also relatively low vs what his house is worth now, that would also bone him.
will add it to the OP
How in the fuck did he get a Kick deal?! He has a few hundred viewers every night? Does anyone know how much it pays?
A few people have said this in the past but generally the idea is that he knows how trapped he is and totally wants to shatter things. I am kind of in that camp of belief. There's no way out of it except for total failure at this point.
Not enough according to Phil.
It's also the horrible feedback loop of Phil begging or demanding things and people giving it to him. It's what you'd do if you wanted to raise the most spoiled child ever.
Given the other kind of retards Kick gave partnerships to, piggy really comes off as benign.
Phil has rarely been told "no" in his life, and the times he has, he has held onto, like the Wolverine doll that was mentioned at least a decade after it was withheld, the incel manifesto full of being told "no", the "Ivy league schools" telling him no, multiple jobs telling him "no" as in firing him or laying him off, services that banned him and ghosted his ass, etc.
Your conclusion is right but your logic is not: Begruptcy #1 was driven almost entirely by credit card debt which was, in turn, driven by frivolous spending + compound interest. If he was playing Champions before he halted credit card payments on his bankruptcy attorney's advice (this is standard advice for potential Chapter 7 filings, not lolyer logic) he could even have paid the Connecticut mortgage + CC debt, he just wanted to spend the money on Doordash + gacha instead.
I'm holding out for the "Move Back with Mommy and Daddy" plotline, they are not that old and he is shameless enough to move back into his old bedroom.
You know that last bit but Phil does not, he cannot accept that he has failed so he is going to keep looking for quick fixes to his income/reputation.
True, I just can't imagine he has that much unsecured debt yet. He burned so many banks in the Ch 7 that they'll blacklist him forever. Even the predatory lenders don't usually give you any money with shit credit, max $2k at best. Even if he has 5 of those that's only $10k. He'd have to have serious medical bills to really be fucked. But like you said, I have no clue how he'd be able to exempt the house a 2nd time, given it's value.
Any idea if hospitals maintain lists of deadbeats? In your scenario he has only two options, discharge the bills in a bankruptcy or just ignore them, and healthcare is becoming so consolidated that even in a big metro like Seattle most practices will be owned by or at least partnered with one of a small handful of big hospital chains.
Well that was already proven when he was doing bottle crunches. Viewers asked him to stop and he started doing it more. I very distinctly remember seeing a clip where he just stares deadpan straight into the camera, crunches a water bottle with both hands directly into the microphone, then throws it to the side without saying a word.
They have to provide emergency care no matter what but that only includes getting someone to a "stable" condition, at which point they can tell them to pay up or get the fuck out. They'll still send the bill and try to collect for emergency care but they can tell when it's a write off pretty quick. Phil does have at least some health insurance though so they'll try to suck him dry.