My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

[Lackadaisy]

I keep trying to think of something to say about this episode but all I can think is "I want Steven to choke on that fucking pizza." Every time he flashes that smug smile I want someone to beat him like a piñata.

It would be so easy to let him just... slip away or "roll onto his stomach" during the night. So easy.

 

[Muttnik]

The way Steve treats his dad is disgusting. He could have at least given his dad a slice of that pizza after he ordered it for his lardy ass. Instead he just stuffs his face and flips his dad off. Class act hour.
This guy gets no sympathy from me. I'd like to see how far his manipulation goes if his dad were to ditch him.

 

[BB 876]

I'm not not sure if this was mentioned anywhere in the thread, but TLC offers around 5k for these obeasts to go on their show. I presume the compensation is meant to help with the pilgrimage to Houston but it namely ends up feeding their food addiction before anything else.

 

[Lackadaisy]

The best part was when Dr. Now threatened to send Steven to a homeless shelter.

 

[wifflypuff]

Hnnnnnnng

 

[Darndirty]

Steve is everything I hate about my fellow Americans every shitty stereotype rolled into one. Gluttonous,uneducated,fat,selfish he checks every box. Making us all look bad.

 

[meatslab]

I still can't believe they got someone worse than Penny and Pauline combined.

Also lmao @ Justin saying "I don't have time to lose weight right now". What do you mean you don't have time to eat less?

And I found Justin's Reddit. Apparently him and dad own a hobby shop.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I still can't believe they got someone worse than Penny and Pauline combined.

Also lmao @ Justin saying "I don't have time to lose weight right now". What do you mean you don't have time to eat less?

And I found Justin's Reddit. Apparently him and dad own a hobby shop.

Anything else interesting? I'm imagining a lot of posts on r/incel.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Don't really watch this show regularly (although I should) but caught some of this episode. Steven looks like a morbidly obsese Arin Hanson. And I lol'ed when he thought his totally slick plan of getting more pain killers by pretending his leg was hurting would work.

Hnnnnnnng

Of course he posts Minion memes. Of course.

 

[meatslab]

Anything else interesting? I'm imagining a lot of posts on r/incel.

Surprisingly, no! It's not much, just about hobby stuff. As delusional as he is about his own weight he seems fine otherwise. Here's his Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/user/vknight401/comments/ His store could use later hours (it closes at like 7pm on weekdays and 2 pm on Saturday wtf).

The only other place I found where he uses that username is on Ebay and various hobby sites he seems to have abandoned. I hope his own weight loss is successful and can fight his food addiction and their dad can get his life back. I hope Steven is raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Xenomorph]

I really couldnt think they could outdo James K a few weeks ago but I was wrong. You could tell they have their A team on this one. The scene with Dr Now being interviewed and him standing outside the hospital was pure art.
So many things went down in that episode I couldnt believe it, the hair pulling, bed breaking, detective Princess, the nurses reactions, the one nurse who was brought to tears by the abuse she suffered, the pizza he denied his starving Father, his brothers social anxiety/autism, the dog is even fat, the opiate abuse, doctor shopping, his pain level of 9 while smiling and princess scowling at him, him threatening jail unless pizza, Dad yelling at him on the phone while all you see the christmas tree. Wow, I cant wait for next week.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Wow, I cant wait for next week.

I think that was the season finale.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think that was the season finale.

That was part one, part two is next week

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Stevens wide eyed looks he gives to people is psychopathic and the way he imitates a sassy black woman when hes being dramatic...def borderline fag. I bet you this mother fucker diddled his brother as to why Justin hates him so much.

I say GOT. DAMN.

Spoiler: Disgusting

Favorite part of entire episode...

Spoiler: ROFL

 

[Without A Gout]

I say GOT. DAMN.

Spoiler: Disgusting

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What the hell is that? It looks like one of Hell's demons with the toenail.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Stevens wide eyed looks he gives to people is psychopathic and the way he imitates a sassy black woman when hes being dramatic...def borderline fag. I bet you this mother fucker diddled his brother as to why Justin hates him so much.

I say GOT. DAMN.

Spoiler: Disgusting

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Favorite part of entire episode...

Spoiler: ROFL

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I cringed when he was doing his "sassy black woman" shtick in front of his personal care aide, who happened to be black. Poor lady doesn't get paid enough for that job, I bet.

 

[meatslab]

So looks like Justin is on Discord. I'm gonna ask for a new invite number because this one is expired. I have a lot of questions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/My600lbLife/comments/62pi32/join_justin_assanti_on_discord/

 

[cuddle striker]

the younger brother could be an episode all on his own, it's only in comparison to the older one that he's even able to pretend he's not about to smother in lard. you can totally see him use the other guy being bigger as his excuse for being fucked up.

honestly I think the older brother might eventually lose the weight and the younger one will end up in the tow yard.

also, full link to episode that didn't cut out ten minutes from the end:

also, best moment, holy fuck, Pizza MountainView attachment 201429

 

[meatslab]

Ayyyyy here's Justin's new Discord invite. https://discordapp.com/invite/HW6Yzab

 

[Xenomorph]

I NEED MORE PILLS