Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

No

RETARD ALERT!
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[oh no im late for school]

Kayla's too pilled out to care and if she did she probably doesn't appreciate the fact that the criminal case constantly reminds everyone that she's a whore

oh i bet she cares, i bet every time aaron brings her up her heart absolutely flutters at the thought of the life she could have if only she could get away from her child-chokeslamming cokefiend of a husband

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick claims that he's totally still a millionaire, but can't spend a measly $2000 to get his actual law career back on track because "dropping $2,000 isn't fun" (he's broke!)

He whined about not being able to just pay $800 and not do community service yet he's so trembling at the thought of having to spend $2000 to get his practice back. I'll offer $25 for that ketamine cat picture. That'll go a long way.

Nick isn’t happy about being on the outside looking in:

>Literally nothing on earth I want more
Will he ever stop lying? I can list three right now, three things that he wants more.
1. Aaron Imholte's penis
2. Aaron Imholte's penis
3. Aaron Imholte's penis

In bad news, I hate people wearing sunglasses indoors.

Punished Kurt looking slick.

No

He's been deleting shit, archive those tweets or else don't post them. In other fast threads users get warned and banned for not archiving after being told repeatedly. Sometimes I'm too laid back, am I? It takes a few seconds, stop being a lazy cunt.

 

[woodedbag]

>sugar hits you the same as dope

provides a quick dopamine rush to offset minor withdrawals. in every fentanyl hovel in this country dope heads are buying trading stealing ice cream for this exact reason. quick Google search will show you its a thing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick has been talking about how he was totally going to get Turtleboy (of Karen Read trial fame) on his show.

Turtleboy did Kurt’s show (again) today.

SUFFAH, CUCK.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick isn’t happy about being on the outside looking in:

Link / archive

Your archive of this is FUBAR for some reason. It's an archive of Twitter saying it doesn't exist.

Don't worry though, I gotchu:

https://archive.is/AH9ib

Feel free to edit your post with mine.

 

[Heavy Galaxy]

yeah?
Well my dad works at Microsoft.

Retard Logic

Had the sheriff distributed cell phone data they downloaded addict might have a privacy claim BUT Bodycam is public.
Sorry swinger

Sar

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick claims that he's totally still a millionaire, but can't spend a measly $2000 to get his actual law career back on track because "dropping $2,000 isn't fun" (he's broke!)

If Nick had the money he would have his license back, because he seethes when people point it out and its easily fixable.

So he's either cash poor and unable to curb his spending enough to afford it (my guess) or he views being unable to practice as a win for a different reason, such as being able to not even pretend to work since its not HIS fault he isn't lawyering when his parents ask.

 

[Arv3k]

Good for him. Kurt is a weirdo that's awkward but he's been on a roll lately doing his own thing. Ignoring the seething petulant skeleton faggot was the right decision.
This skeleton would threaten mass flagging if ElissaClips didn't remove his worthless paid LOCALS stream clips yet he's taking paid cooking slop content from Kurt on the daily. How pathetic.
I wish Kurt success.

Of all the perverted retards that have come across my screen while following this anthology of degeneracy; I wish Kurt the most success. He and Sean seem like the least offensive and disgusting people in all of this. Plus the more success Kurt has the more uncut seething rage we get from Nicker.

 

[Ah ha']

Honestly I hope they just go to court over the KNU. Aaron has probably been compiling things for awhile now with his own invasion of privacy, which I am surprised hasnt gotten farther yet.

I am sure there is a zip in this thread of all of Kaylas lewd pictures she/nick has published, and Im sure there is a pile of evidence of Rekeitas vengeance toward you, hopefully he tries to put the screws to you and loses and you get your 50 bucks back.

Also another thing; if he cant or is unwilling to pay for his practice, how does he expect to fund another lawsuit?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Feel free to edit your post with mine.

Beat you to it. The archiving is very hit and miss for me today and I still can’t get it to archive this: https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1935356434645946656 — feel free to try in case I’m just cursed.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick eating ice cream as soon as he comes to from his morning stupor? Early onset dementia? Alzheimer's?

He's like a little fat gay baby. He wakes up, waddles to the freezer, and just grabs a box of ice cream and starts gorging on it like a little fat gay baby pig. Then he goes on to seethe and hiss on 10 subscriber YouTube chats while crying into his ice cream.

HE'S FAT!
HE'S GAY!
HE'S LIKE A BABY!
HE'S A FAT GAY BABY!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick, are you a womanly faggot?
Yes.

View attachment 7522904
Link / archive

Let’s be honest Nick. Kayla was probably appreciative someone actually cared about her for a moment.

 

[AnOminous]

Bubba the Love Sponge had fifteen minutes of national fame a decade ago when he leaked the Hulk Hogan sex tape…. which incidentally showed Hulkamania running wild on Bubba’s own wife.

And then Hulkamania ran wild on Gawker and leg dropped it into the grave.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

oh i bet she cares, i bet every time aaron brings her up her heart absolutely flutters at the thought of the life she could have if only she could get away from her child-chokeslamming cokefiend of a husband

My middle-aged wine mom theory is that Nick is pushing this so hard specifically because Kayla actually had a relationship with Aaron beyond what he intended/could control, and now he has to punish them both for it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

LMAO ANDREA BURKHART JUST JOINED KURT’S STREAM.

Nick missed out on that one too. Guess she’s not as into being on a panel with Nick as he thought she might be.

*sassily eats single Dorito*

 

[Harm]

How does Aaron going to go jail for alluding to Nick's damaged goods wife improve Nick's life at all?

He's still an unfunny Godless child abusing cuckold with a broken dick who wants his family dead so he can open an OnlyFans where he was has coked up gay sex with Jamaican men, but instead is stuck sucking down whip-its while doing garbage trial streams in his little lair to an audience who hate him.

All that his crusade against Aaron does is serve as a cautionary tale to never befriend this piece of shit loser. It reminds me of him saying his life will be so much better if Elissa were to pass away. No, it really wouldn't. It's such a childish mindset. "Mommy and daddy didn't let me stay up past 9pm, so I'm praying to God that they'd die!" What a baby.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Andrea Burkhart is on Uncivil Law
It's so fucking over for Nick, Kurt has the Royal Flush, he has every single person Nick has been begging to cohost on his show.

 

[Captain Manning]

Beat you to it. The archiving is very hit and miss for me today and I still can’t get it to archive this: https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1935356434645946656 — feel free to try in case I’m just cursed.

Done.

https://archive.is/Q7qka

Archiving Twitter can be kinda gay these days. I recall it being way easier back during Weebwars. I think Elon did some gay shit when he took over. Foremost of which is requiring an account to do most things (which I refuse).

I find the best combination is nitter.poast.org and archive.is. That usually works. Xcancel is problematic because the archiver will usually just archive the stupid flood protection thing.

LMAO ANDREA BURKHART JUST JOINED KURT’S STREAM.

Impossible! Nick is the Lawpope! The King of Lawtube! Lawtube will fall apart without him!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kurt has nearly 5000 live viewers right now. That’s a bit more than Nick’s pulling these days, right?