StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Haramburger]

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@Null I remember you saying on MATI sometime around September or October of '24 that he was podcasting with another lolcow, cackling about how you got it wrong and he was never formally charged or convicted or some other minor contrivance with his arrest record. You need to shout this out, loud & proud, that he was a lying liar and the judge found his ass GUILTY, and no amount of gaslighting will ever prove otherwise. Roast him on twitter & Friday!

EDIT: It was the Keeelstream w/Ralph, someone dig up the clip so he can be hoisted by his own pitard.

 

[the_hidden_one]

oh man I can't wait to hear about the epic cool black friends he made while in tha brig, arrr!

I know for a fact that there is indeed a big black guy named Bubba in Orleans Parish Prison.

 

[BigPeanut]

Only 2 days is fine.

Not when u got that ooey gooey wet warwick Bussy that makes a nigga finna ACT UP!

 

[Paradox Mystic]

I guess he didn't level up his stats enough.

The internet fame and lack of sobriety made him think he was the master, but in the end he was little more than a apprentice.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

This nigger didnt even get a jew lawyer. big woopsy on his part.

Are you saying Jews have an uncanny ability to get Satanic scum off the hook and away from Justice?

 

[Oulun]

Big mistake sending him to the hoosegow, now he'll join up with the Haitian gangs in there and learn their voodoo! He'll be more powerful than ever!

 

[Glowie]

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Where's your chaos magic powers, bitch?
They didn't kill police officers that arrested him, the prosecutor or the judge.

Odd it only worked on that suicide cases, but nowhere else, enjoy prison weak woman beating soyboy

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Was he charged with the misdemeanor or felony? That statute can go either way but is normally a misdemeanor for first-offense.

 

[Charlaquin]

Tarl Warwick should also be convicted for having the dumbest name in the world, and for dressing like a pirate.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Only 2 days is fine.

If he is going to same jail like last time it is going looong 2 days. I hope you are ready to sleep in bathroom next to toilet again Tarl.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Your snake god had failed you, faggot.

I wonder if his doppelganger AsmondGold is going to get fucked by the business arm of the law sometime soon. These sort of things come in pairs.

 

[NSA]

Clanker clinked!
Pirate planked!
Vampire vexed!
Looney Locked!
Skelly sanctioned!
Warlock locked up!
Pagan paddled!

 

[NOXIN]

Good, this loser is getting exactly what he deserves.

If you get raped in prison the clock resets, so he has to go back and give the state 2 unraped days.

Not when u got that ooey gooey wet warwick Bussy that makes a nigga finna ACT UP!

Buddy nobody wants to hear about your gay nigger rape fetish.

 

[parody]

Styx found guilty. His explanation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjKiRuw0lg

What was this married man doing in a hotel room with his ex-gf?

 

[WonderWino]

Clanker clinked!
Pirate planked!
Vampire vexed!
Looney Locked!
Skelly sanctioned!
Warlock locked up!
Pagan paddled!

You left out styx sucking dicks in cellblock six

 

[Sneedmiser]

That seems like a quick turnaround for a sentencing, that probably just means his attorney has an idea of what sort of sentence he'll get/they'll ask for not that the state knows it's going to throw the book at him, right?

 

[p1138]

Looks like Crack Sparrow was convicted.

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Is this retard seriously cracking jokes on social media about being convicted, but before sentencing? What a fucking retard.

 

[SkinFlute]

Styx will become an expert at playing the good ol' Prison Skin Flute!

 

[Judge Holden]

Imma be honest, every time I see this nigga's name come up I subconsciously assume its spelled "Terl" which then makes me imagine him as the giant alien jew from Battlefield Earth

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Is this retard seriously cracking jokes on social media about being convicted, but before sentencing? What a fucking retard.

Stolas will ensure a minimum sentencing, you'll see.