StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[2ndBest]

"Your honor, I may have beaten the shit out of my girlfriend but I did so looking like Captain Jack Sparrow, the generic faggot version, that's gotta count for something right?"

The judge didn't love his cool pirate swagger

Captain Jack Swallows

 

[Bucephalus]

"Ah yes, I will worship a guy who's bound to lose to the Almighty God in the end of days"

And not even Satan himself. Styx worships a guy who's like, three rungs down from Old Scratch on the infernal totem pole. Imagine selling your soul to middle management.

 

[Berrakh]

He wouldn’t be wrong though, New Orleans isn’t exactly a sterling example of integrity and honor

Your username sounds Styxian tbh.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Is it time for Big Bubba the buck breaker? Is it happening bros?

No it's not. Its not like hes a reoffender. He'll get a fine and probation and maybe ordered to take anger management. Its not like that dumb bitch is going to push it

 

[PuffMacMuffin]

Clank-king in the clink. Suck it Styx.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Just waiting now for the influx of Tarl's ex's to come screaming to the thread and crying/cackling/having more stories and pictures but refuse to actually show us anything.

 

[clipartfan92]

"Killstream Exclusive: StyxhexenHammer666 Address The Allegations"

Starts at 4:54:44
https://rumble.com/v5ibm5n-killstre...sses-the-allegations-more.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

This is his appearance on the Killstream when he was saying he hadn't been charged with any crime.

04:56:18 I can say that I'm not guilty, um, I'm not guilty and I have not been charged with any crime

edit: He also defends Rekieta at some point in the show.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Do you think they should release a man stupid enough to practice black magic and evil enough to believe he's killing people by doing it?

compared to the niggers the judges let walk out who then go commit another crime before they get even get home?

Yes

 

[Bummer]

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>2 days mandatory incarceration

oh man I can't wait to hear about the epic cool black friends he made while in tha brig, arrr!

Vermont is 91% white and the county farms are literally farms. Dude will be outside watering carrots, eating decent and reading books in the evening, unfortunately. On the plus side he can't own guns and everyone is going to laugh at him.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Let’s see this warlock magic his way out of this one maybe he will accept this is the effect of the backlash of committing dark sorcery like all of those witchtok bitches keep talking about.

 

[BikeLock]

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Enjoy having no guns, domestic abuser child.

 

[Bill's Due]

Domestic Abuse isn't even a "cool guy" crime like street racing in a exotic sports car, it's white trash.

You say that but DV is very high among blacks and lesbians. And if they're lesbian blacks, wew boy.

No it's not. Its not like hes a reoffender. He'll get a fine and probation and maybe ordered to take anger management. Its not like that dumb bitch is going to push it

The dumb bitch will think this is a win for her side and will probably pursue a civil suit and use this conviction as "evidence".

 

[Null]

Vermont is 91% white and the county farms are literally farms. Dude will be outside watering carrots, eating decent and reading books in the evening, unfortunately. On the plus side he can't own guns and everyone is going to laugh at him.

He will be sentenced in New Orleans.

Though if he does just get the 2 days mandatory he will get time served. It's up to the judge. I'd not be surprised either way. The judge might give him a week just to troll him by making him pay to travel to Louisiana just to spend 5 days in jail.

 

[Mondo Slight]

He's a white cis dude, barely, he'll get some time. The judge won't just give him a slap on the wrist and let him go cuz he ain't a spic or a nigger.

I say a week in the pokey and $500 bucks.

More like $10,000. It's all about the $.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

mostly due to most prisoners serving comparatively short sentences, so prison gay is more optional.

Tarl will find a way to get raped.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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AHAHAHA sucks to suck Tarl!

 

[NSJAP]

I bet Styx now prays hourly for his faggot bird to go ballistic on the judge.

 

[bifftango]

Tarl will find a way to get raped.

I don't think Captain Tardwick presenting his ass to a fellow prisoner and begging them to "Pillage this pirate booty!" would constitute rape.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Casting a circle of destruction on this owlfucker.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Only one room for a gothic wizard bad boy, TMDWU.

And this town isnt big enough for a full sized Warrick anyways.