Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%

  • Total voters
    350
Like what Nick?

Not streaming? Not doing videos?
Not practicing law? Not doing your CLEs?
Not doing Ketamine therapy? Not abusing your medical cannabis card?
Not beating your wife? Not beating your kids?

What exactly are you doing these days? Because its sure as shit not making more money.
 
Touchy, touchy baby Nicky.
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Way to respect all your viewers who have watched you for 6 weeks.

But, please, keep screaming at Stearns County about how Aaron violated the dumbest RP charge/TRO known to MN. Important work there.
 
Wow, bros. So funny and weird. Truly a conundrum for the ages. He's stumped us all with this one.
It stand for The Real Qover Dildo, which would be:
I regret to inform you that your prize is a balldo.
I'm dreading my gift, I'm sure he'll get around to it quickly, just after the promised 24 hour stream, the streams on religion, the streams on streaming, more gaming streams, the 5k Locals gift. Bad examples, maybe it'll be an issue of Gay Frog by his good buddy @FROG. What are the odds they're both massively late on their obligations? Oh.
 
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Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.
Yeah, we figured when the majority of his trial coverage became him reacting to the Kurt pizza casserole video instead of covering the trial
 
Way to respect all your viewers who have watched you for 6 weeks.
To be blunt: Fuck them. They get what they fucking deserve. :story:

"Hur dur, Kurt has a micro peen."

WHERE WAS YOUR E-GOD DURING THE KAREN READ VERDICT, IDIOTS?

Kurt had a whole panel of lawyers going, including Andrea Burkhart, and 10,000+ live views. Nick was passed out from Galaxy Gas and late night seething in backwater YouTube chats. Sucks to suck.

Nick doesn’t sleep, he passes out.

Nick doesn’t wake up, he comes to.
Nick doesn't live, he copes and sneeds.
 
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All that sobbing about how evil the prosecution and court systems are, and how “justice is dead in America,” and she was completely acquitted.
The thing is though (in my opinion) she probably did “do it”, in terms of manslaughter at least. There’s no way she was going to get convicted on anything serious though, the evidence gathering was too fucked up. Kind of a shame for the victim’s family, no closure for them.
 
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.
They're willingly giving money to a retard who allegedly pissed away $50k on that kitschy-ass Joker painting that's not worth $50 to a normal person. They get what they fucking deserve.
 
Touchy, touchy baby Nicky.
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Way to respect all your viewers who have watched you for 6 weeks.

But, please, keep screaming at Stearns County about how Aaron violated the dumbest RP charge/TRO known to MN. Important work there.
I'm sorry Aaron Imholte ate mahhh gooo and he won't stop talking about how he plowed our wife. Go fuck yourself. 🥃IMG_1633.webp
imagine missing the Read verdict, what a fucking loser retard
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Okay I'm keeping this one. :story:

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Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.
It's kind of crazy how much the courts down there are listening to him with every shower talk they gave him. from getting the bodycam removed to now throwing violations against Aaron. Which I assume it isn't public yet what Aaron did that cause a violation with Kayla right?
 
Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.
This is all Nick had to do an he probably could have kept around 3k of his audience.
Nick doesn´t even bother streaming, because he is scared to have that direct comparison with Kurt
He’s back to night streaming so he can cope that the low numbers are because he streams late. He’ll soon let his show be derailed for $1 donos.
 
Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.
It wouldn't surprise me if Andrea Burkhart saw Nick's invitation to come on his stream and tuned in briefly to see what Nick's trial coverage was like, then decided to go on Kurt's instead after watching him bully Kurt over the pizza casserole video for the tenth time. Despite all of his crusades against various individuals Nick really is his own worst enemy.
 
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