Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Something Awful]

Pig news roundup. Piggle Rick had a very productive day, as his tweet got reposted by some British site called The Poke (appropriate).




He's probably already contacted them in hopes of becoming a regular columnist.



Brilliant! Since the tweet went viral, look forward to some more turnip spoon monkey cheese.



Oooo, look at the big city pig with his snout in the air!



I'm "a" moron, stalker!



Doesn't know it's "Pet Sematary", misspells cemetery anyway.



"TDA" (Titanic Dick Andy) is Rick's nickname for the guy who went to Hooli's after accepting Rick's fight challenge. Nice lies Rick, after a JUDGE called you retarded for instigating a fight and then crying about it.

 

[An automatic clown]

Pig news roundup. Piggle Rick had a very productive day, as his tweet got reposted by some British site called The Poke (appropriate).

Pig in a Poke ? You can't tell me God isn't a Pat poster.

 

[Maude Snew]

Doesn't know it's "Pet Sematary", misspells cemetery anyway.

Nah, that's just how they're spelling the reboot. It's gonna take place on the plane of the eclectic and have Golem in it, can't wait personally, sounds like a banger, ymunkoke most reboots.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Doesn't know it's "Pet Sematary", misspells cemetery anyway

Maybe he can bury his career in there? Closest shot he's got to bringing it back from death.

 

[YouTube Autist]

 

[Maude Snew]

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The Studio Pigly version is getting in a nice dig at them with Niggi eating Klingon Gagh salad but it's very low quality and dead already, any true warrior would mutiny if served dead Gagh, maybe she just knows they can't afford anything better.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Why would they listen to him?

Is it a case of whoever oinks first and loudest or might he have SFWA sourced dirt on someone?

I think it was

Creepy uncle Paul Weimar

that got Leslie banned, I recommend she does a FOIA request. If only she knew a lawyer...

Pig in a Poke ? You can't tell me God isn't a Pat poster.

Pat being such a turnip spoon Anglophile, I'm sure he'll know which legendary British show uses the catchphrase 'Okie dokie, pig in a pokie'. It is a perfect description of him.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

that got Leslie banned, I recommend she does a FOIA request. If only she knew a lawyer...

FOIA is for Government institutions.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

That sucks for Leslie, but...man, how long did it take Pat to actually accomplish something? He got fucked in court by Quasi, he got verbally bitchslapped by the judge in the Nadolsky case, he was repeatedly suckered into yelling at nonexistent people by Jackie's faildoxes, Brian Keene continues to sell books, and not a single stalker has enjoyed prison. The best he's done is get one woman banned from Worldcon for being mean to him on Xitter. Not much of a W if it really was him who did this.

Considering the fact that OnA have not took a single L in seven years, it is inevitable that Worldcon's decision will backfire spectacularly.

 

[Maude Snew]

FOIA is for Government institutions.

In this case it stands for Fatness Of Insane Assholes. Judging by their pictures on their site they are all very fat, very insane, and not nice people to be around. They probably smell bad too.

 

[break these cuffs]

He certainly doesn't make enough money to afford a weed trimmer.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

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[John_Smith]

Lesley would need to subpoena the records. We know how that may end. We know how it ended for Nikki. She had to pay over $83k for her husband's stupidity. Take some more xanax, Nikki, have a bottle of white wine and head out to the backyard to smoke a pack of Virginia Slims and forget about your miserable life for a while. You've come a long way, Nikki baby. If you reek like an ashtray your husband might not try and get frisky with you.

Lesley can hope someone inside SFWA or Worldcon staff 'leaks' the info. She may know someone, or someone who knows someone. WorldCon still has time to ban the Pig. Even better, his incessant political tweeting gets him on the TSA no fly list. Think the Rustang can make the trip from Milwaukee to Seattle?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Lesley would need to subpoena the records. We know how that may end. We know how it ended for Nikki. She had to pay over $83k for her husband's stupidity. Take some more xanax, Nikki, have a bottle of white wine and head out to the backyard to smoke a pack of Virginia Slims and forget about your miserable life for a while. You've come a long way, Nikki baby. If you reek like an ashtray your husband might not try and get frisky with you.

Lesley can hope someone inside SFWA or Worldcon staff 'leaks' the info. She may know someone, or someone who knows someone. WorldCon still has time to ban the Pig. Even better, his incessant political tweeting gets him on the TSA no fly list. Think the Rustang can make the trip from Milwaukee to Seattle?

i wish the tradpub world had time to ban deranged retards like paul weimer, too. seeing how ineffectual they were with the plagiarizing nigger named Oogabooga, i have no hopes for them.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You know, those filters could be from the people who installed the fence. There's no way he did it because there would be multiple photos and he wouldn't shut up about it.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Not trying to PL but I've read nothing but fantasy and sci fi for the majority of my life, and while I often find myself pining to talk to people about really good books I get this image of Paul Weimer and the SFWA in my head and just keep my thoughts to myself. I'm glad I kept away from these communities during my younger years.

 

[Post Reply]

The hovel is in a sad state these days despite Patrick's wife's comfortable income and his lifestyle as a stay-at-home never-father. I wonder what happened to Patrick's home improvement budget?

 

[Maude Snew]

Nikki, have a bottle of white wine and head out to the backyard to smoke a pack of Virginia Slims and forget about your miserable life for a while.

I would actually recommend against her being near any open flames, the resulting explosion could be seen from Alpha Centauri.

 

[John_Smith]

You know, those filters could be from the people who installed the fence. There's no way he did it because there would be multiple photos and he wouldn't shut up about it.

Piggy would complain about them if that were the case. "Welp, the jornaleros I hired to do a half-assed job of installing my fence left a bunch of butts in my firepit, and burrito packaging and jarrito bottles strewn across my lawn. Why are all Mexicans such litterbugs? It's trump's fault. 1/23" Has anyone encountered a group of jornaleros that were not litterbugs? Then there is the story of the USMC in Vera Cruz. Not the battle but the occupation, where the US cleaned up the city, filthy and disease ridden as it was. As soon as the US left... You know what happened.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

please, Leslie.

slay the pig.