2025 Israel vs Iran War

Bill The Fucker said:
No idea why people think Juneteenth is safe. Dropping a bunker buster to destroy the lab and then rebranding the holiday to National Victory Day Mk II is so dead-on Trump, i'll be legitimately surprised if it doesn't happen.
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Trump tomorrow: "You know I thought the parade in DC was a little disappointing Saturday. I think America can do much better. So I nuked Tehran about thirty seconds ago. Starting next year we're having an even biggerer parade on June 19th for National Victory Day II: Goatfucker Boogaloo. It will be the greatest bestest parade in the history of parades. You've never seen anything like it!"
 
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Trump needs to make up his fucking mind already and he needs to do it soon.

If this war drags on, then rest assured, there will be boots on the ground to defend Israel from terror groups in Iran.
The last thing we need is time for Islamist groups to sneak into Iran and start carving up territory, hiding missiles and causing chaos. Then its another 2-3 years of bombing ISIS-like groups with special ops groups. Iran becomes the new Afghanistan.
The faster the war ends the better, and B2 bombers will do the trick.
 
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draggs said:
Trump tomorrow: "You know I thought the parade in DC was a little disappointing Saturday. I think America can do much better. So I nuked Tehran about thirty seconds ago. Starting next year we're having an even biggerer parade on June 19th for National Victory Day II: Goatfucker Boogaloo. It will be the greatest bestest parade in the history of parades. You've never seen anything like it!"
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And he would be right. Parade was a disgrace.
 
Myrtle the Turtle said:
Trump needs to make up his fucking mind already and he needs to do it soon.

If this war drags on, then rest assured, there will be boots on the ground to defend Israel.
The last thing we need is time for Islamist groups to sneak into Iran and start carving up territory, hiding missiles and causing chaos. Then its another 2-3 years of bombing ISIS-like groups with special ops groups. Iran becomes the new Afghanistan.
The faster the war ends the better, and B2 bombers will do the trick.
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nothing ever happens keep hoping
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
Trump needs to make up his fucking mind already and he needs to do it soon.

If this war drags on, then rest assured, there will be boots on the ground to defend Israel.
The last thing we need is time for Islamist groups to sneak into Iran and start carving up territory, hiding missiles and causing chaos. Then its another 2-3 years of bombing ISIS-like groups with special ops groups. Iran becomes the new Afghanistan.
The faster the war ends the better, and B2 bombers will do the trick.
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There will never be boots on the ground unless they're going to Iran; these two nations are not capable of a ground war. Israel doesn't have the manpower and Iran has no air force capable of defending a ground assault across other countries to Israel.
There's also just no reason, everything here can be done with bombs and the plant cleanup can be done by the IAEA. The splinter groups in Iraq should be bombed before we bomb Iran to dampen any sort of retaliation they've pledged.
 
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merpalerpaherp said:
There will never be boots on the ground unless they're going to Iran; these two nations are not capable of a ground war. Israel doesn't have the manpower and Iran has no air force capable of defending a ground assault across other countries to Israel.
There's also just no reason, everything here can be done with bombs and the plant cleanup can be done by the IAEA. The splinter groups in Iraq should be bombed before we bomb Iran to dampen any sort of retaliation they've pledged.
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trump couldn't defeat the lowly houthis with airstrikes but you think he could beat iran with solely airstrikes
 
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Disco Inferno said:
I've had a busy day and im too lazy to read.

Did anything notable happen today?
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Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquarters.
A 49-year-old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a crowded downtown restaurant.
Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border.

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The best and greatest said:
Any belief that Trump can strike at Iran without triggering a wider conflict is hilariously optimistic btw. There's no way it wont we've been told as much in so many words
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He struck Syria in his first term without much noise, and that was when Assad was still in charge. Each of Iran's allies were in better positions, too.
 
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he who has thus come/gone said:
He struck Syria in his first term without much noise, and that was when Assad was still in charge. Each of Iran's allies were in better positions, too.
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assad was a retard he was warned multiple times by iran and russia that idlib was forming an offensive and he ignored them and cozied up to the gulf instead
 
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merpalerpaherp said:
There will never be boots on the ground unless they're going to Iran; these two nations are not capable of a ground war. Israel doesn't have the manpower and Iran has no air force capable of defending a ground assault across other countries to Israel.
There's also just no reason, everything here can be done with bombs and the plant cleanup can be done by the IAEA. The splinter groups in Iraq should be bombed before we bomb Iran to dampen any sort of retaliation they've pledged.
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oh come on why rain on the parade man and bring reality here

i was looking forward to the theorised iranian invasion across like 4 different countries in order to get to israel.
 
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The best and greatest said:
Any belief that Trump can strike at Iran without triggering a wider conflict is hilariously optimistic btw. There's no way it wont we've been told as much in so many words
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A wider conflict with who? Who has taken Iran's side in this so far? It seems all of the ME is tired of Iran's shit and wants them over too.
 
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Bill The Fucker said:
No idea why people think Juneteenth is safe. Dropping a bunker buster to destroy the lab and then rebranding the holiday to National Victory Day Mk II is so dead-on Trump, i'll be legitimately surprised if it doesn't happen.
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You might have the most appropriate avatar and comment combo I've ever seen.
 
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