Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%
  • Total voters
    349
Fapcop said:
Ultimately it doesn’t matter if he misses a court appearance or two. It’s a shit case that he’ll lose anyways, and he still gets paid.
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The issue here is Randazza potentially getting in trouble for writing completely frivolous crap. Yeah... bilk Nick for all the money you can... but their are limits to that, I would imagine

That motion that Randazza wrote, and Hardin just responded to, was absolutely miserable. So miserable I wanna believe this is more of Nick's ghostwriting.
 
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Yeah, it looks like he was there because his previous involvement with the buffer zone.

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John Andrews Stan said:
Kurt has nearly 5000 live viewers right now. That’s a bit more than Nick’s pulling these days, right?
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Those people are only watching Kurt's channel because they saw his cooking videos on my channel. They've gone over there to laugh at his pizza casserole.

You know he makes pizza casserole Andria? He's not cool at all. He's got no Hot Topic belts, he doesn't do cocaine and he doesn't even have a polycule!

What's your position on swinging, BTW? I've heard you drink from the furry cup, but that doesn't matter. Lesbians love the Nickster. Whenever I drop a couple of tabs of MDMA and slip on down to Gay 90's, I've always got big bull daggers trying to fight each other to get the law pope into their lesbo polycules.

True fact!
 
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Sneed Force One said:
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.
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Vibralldo said:
Yeah, we figured when the majority of his trial coverage became him reacting to the Kurt pizza casserole video instead of covering the trial
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So Nicholas:
Skips work when he feels like it.
Sleeps on the job.
When he's there and (barely) awake he doesn't do what he's supposed to do and instead entertains himself with cooking videos.
His overall performance is poor by all measurable standards.

I think he needs to be fired.
 
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Fapcop said:
Ultimately it doesn’t matter if he misses a court appearance or two. It’s a shit case that he’ll lose anyways, and he still gets paid.
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That's probably his issue. Why would he show up to a completely gay hearing like this?

The obvious answer is the important witness Mr. Green failed to appear and he wasn't being paid.

Maybe the gay cocksucker Cuckieta is no longer paying him? Why would a dude like Randazza even roll out of bed not to get paid?

Nick is broke. He isn't even paying any more. He'd best save whatever tiny amounts of money he has left to buy lube, because he's going to get fucked in the ass in every legal case he's involved in.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's probably his issue. Why would he show up to a completely gay hearing like this?

The obvious answer is the important witness Mr. Green failed to appear and he wasn't being paid.

Maybe the gay cocksucker Cuckieta is no longer paying him? Why would a dude like Randazza even roll out of bed not to get paid?

Nick is broke. He isn't even paying any more. He'd best save whatever tiny amounts of money he has left to buy lube, because he's going to get fucked in the ass in every legal case he's involved in.
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Nick's been really obsessed with specific dollar amounts with lawsuits recently
 
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Ah ha' said:
That is way offbeat man.

Balldo man, Balldo man
Streams whenever he can
Spins a tale, always lies
Dont believe it? Then he cries

Hey now, there cries the Balldoman!

Is he strong? No he aint!
Just the sight of blood, makes him faint
Threatens lawsuits everyday
Turn of the screen, walk away

Hey now there goes the Balldoman!

Streaming late at night
Only to avoid doing time
Like a line of coke
Its gone in no time!

Balldoman balldoman
Unfriendly faggot balldoman
Wealth and fame, public trust
His reputation is now lost

Hey there whenever theres a whippit
You can bet he’s gonna sniff it
There snorts the balldoman!!
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Closer, but you're still not counting syllables properly. Hit it!


Balldo-Man, Balldo-Man,
Streaming as little as he can!
Spins a tale, full of lies,
though when caught, he denies!

Look out! There posts the Balldo-Man!

Is he high? Listen, bud--
He's got chemicals in his blood!
Up or down, freshly bought,
so his urine's glowing hot!

Hey there! There sulks the Balldo-Man!

In his lair, about,
he'll stream of modern crime,
'till he crashes out,
but never quite on time!

Balldo-Man, Balldo-Man,
Drunk degenerate Balldo-Man,
Fell from grace, on his own!
His fate's likely someplace warm!

Poor him, his life is likely busted!
Look on and be disgusted!
He is the BALLDO-MAN!
 
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Null said:
Do you have any record of him speaking, writing, emailing, or anything else at 8:45am CST?
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Owlbear said:
That photo was posted at 1:20 PM EST (12:20 PM CST), which is plenty of time for him to make it to a zoom hearing. He also tweeted a bunch of things at around 7:50 AM CST.
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If you are in the US sans AZ and HI, you aren't on standard time. That's the S (standard ) in the time zone designation. It's daylight time until the first Sunday after Halloween (D). To reduce ambiguity, just write ET or CT. I don't want you to hang your hat on something that someone can challenge you on "muh actually."
 
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