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Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.
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poggers
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Its so funny that they probably want to be, I dunno, early Orlando Bloom, or some brooding but ethereal elf-like man with a jagged side fringe, but instead they all become pear-shaped, balding, pudgy neckbeards with acne. Literally every loser cliche: ugly, weak, fat, short and smelly looking. who if they were actually male would be attractive to no-one. Because they're female though, someone desperate will still try to fuck them.
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"It will never be abused by men" says man who will absolutely abuse it. They tried to jail a woman in Norway, another nation with self ID laws, after catching a male in the women's bathroom. He said he was a woman based on self identification and she got punished for it. It's the same shit in every nation that passes these bull shit laws.
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My god, it’s a real life Kikomi! Balding and all!
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There is a new community on Reddit called r/TransDads, started by some UK pooner. There's nothing particularly interesting about the subreddit itself as it's new but the lady that started it is, u/DadBusinessUK, who is trying her hand at being some sort of mommy vlogger without the "mom" branding.
The TikTok and Insta are largely uninteresting. And the Insta just seems to be a lot of the same posts from that and not used much at all. First post I see on Facebook is, of course, about trans kids. There is also a website that only has a few posts on it.
There are six children involved. Dear God.
But hey, are you male and an absolute retard? Do you find yourself genuinely mystified by the logistics of changing diapers and not just acting like it's a huge chore so someone else more feminine does it for you? Well, have I the article for you!
This person doesn't have much content up so far and mostly posts on Reddit. But what information is out there seems to suggest there is a stay at home pooner with six children, two of whom with NG tubes, and some which are autistic. I'm starting to poke around on these Reddit subs myself now and am getting the feeling that a lot of these families have severe munchies with their tistic kids. Almost every single wokey family has tistic kids. And I wonder if the explosion in diagnosis is because it's incredibly easy to just wig your kid out and get them a diagnosis as opposed to something more extreme like poisoning them to keep them sick.
She's been in sex pesty environments since she was sixteen apparently. I don't know if she means the creepiness of current year stuff or if she was just trying to find other lezzers to kiss because queer is purposefully vague language.
"I am their dad in every way" is creepy knowing the context is they got two retards willing to hand over their children for this lady's wife to give birth to (purposefully trying to avoid anything more distant like "sperm donation" because it isn't any less trafficking your children just because a male doesn't gestate them). And there is something especially sad about situations where the donors are "known" but might not be allowed to have actual father relationships with their children despite the kids likely knowing them (even if unaware of the exact relation).
The rabbit hole of all this tranny parents and sperm collecting is horrifying, to be honest. A lot of the posts on the subreddits with older pooners will post about having kids or about family planning in such subreddits and it's like the worst collection of short horror stories ever.
So as an ending aside here is a sample of the crazy from a sub called r/Queerception. These people all need to be in a gulag.
The TikTok and Insta are largely uninteresting. And the Insta just seems to be a lot of the same posts from that and not used much at all. First post I see on Facebook is, of course, about trans kids. There is also a website that only has a few posts on it.
There are six children involved. Dear God.
But hey, are you male and an absolute retard? Do you find yourself genuinely mystified by the logistics of changing diapers and not just acting like it's a huge chore so someone else more feminine does it for you? Well, have I the article for you!
As a dad, I think that changing nappies is a bit like defusing a bomb – you need to be quick, careful, and definitely not get any of the wires, or rather, contents, crossed. It’s a task many dads approach with a mix of trepidation and awkwardness, but fear not. Like learning to ride a bike or conquering the Sunday roast, nappy-changing is a skill that can be mastered with a bit of practice and the right technique.
There’s no badge of honour for the squeamish; it’s all part and parcel of the parenting package. Equipping yourself with a few handy tips on how to change a nappy can transform you from a bumbling novice to a nappy-changing ninja. You might be surprised at how quickly you can make a clean sweep and have your little one fresh and ready to go again. Unfortunately even us ninjas still get pooh on our hands or weed on.
Think of this as your unofficial survival guide – no frills, no shying away, just the bare essentials of how to tackle the nappy battlefield. I’ll share the practical know-how you’ll need to stay cool under pressure. From choosing the right nappies to dodging those unexpected fountains (yes, the pee kind), I’ve got you covered.
Prep Work: Get all your stuff in one place, then grab the baby. Undo all poppers/buttons or zips as required.
Step 1: Tip tip: open out the new nappy the right way round and slide it under the used one (not advisable for poonamis) this way you wipe all the mess into the used nappy and when you pull it away the fresh one is already in place.
Step 2: open the nappy doing a wipe downwards (front to back) with the nappy. Get wipes or cotton wool and water and clean the area. Putting everything into the used nappy. Then pull that away, ensuring the baby can’t reach it (you’ll only forget to do this once) and inspect the level of cleanliness.
Step 3: When all clean, apply cream if required and do up the new nappy, remember velcro straps or poppers should be snug but not constrictive. Refasten the poppers, then redo this when you realise you’ve missed one and the babies clothes are all twisted up.
Step 4: Deal with the used nappy. If it’s a reusable then liner or inserts into a biodegradable bag and nappy in the bucket. If disposable then into a nappy bag and the outside bin.
And voilà, job done. It’s all about staying prepared and moving with purpose—plus a bit of humour to keep things light.
As you progress through the levels of fatherhood, you’ll need to grow a third arm to hold the child in place while you complete this exercise.
As your baby ages this gets progressively harder. Like trying to place a nappy on a bum that keeps rising into the air. Or trying to undo a nappy on a child who is actively doing crocodile rolls around the floor. The new born nappy stage is by far the easiest.
Remember, practice makes perfect. Your baby won’t judge, but the cat might.
When I got into the toilet there was nowhere to change him so I kind of had to hold him on a sort of shelf over the radiator. Anyway when I started to strip him down I realised that his pooh had leaked and he was covered from neckline to ankles!
Not to be undone, I persevered, by the time I was finished I had to walk him back to our table in his nappy, holding his pooh covered clothes in the other hand. Sporting some brown (yes pooh) splashes on my trousers.
We don’t go to that cafe any more.
There’s no badge of honour for the squeamish; it’s all part and parcel of the parenting package. Equipping yourself with a few handy tips on how to change a nappy can transform you from a bumbling novice to a nappy-changing ninja. You might be surprised at how quickly you can make a clean sweep and have your little one fresh and ready to go again. Unfortunately even us ninjas still get pooh on our hands or weed on.
Think of this as your unofficial survival guide – no frills, no shying away, just the bare essentials of how to tackle the nappy battlefield. I’ll share the practical know-how you’ll need to stay cool under pressure. From choosing the right nappies to dodging those unexpected fountains (yes, the pee kind), I’ve got you covered.
Be Distracting and Interesting
In your quest to become the Super Dad the ultimate nappy-changing ninja, distraction is the mightiest weapon in your arsenal. You’re face needs to be more interesting than the contents of their nappy. Here’s some of my best tips.Singing Sensations
Belting out a tune in your most dramatic opera voice (move over, Pavarotti) is a sure-fire way to keep those tiny legs still. You can stick to the classics – “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” and “The Wheels on the Bus” – or the latest radio ear worm, just be animated and interesting. Also their feet make for great pseudo-microphones.- Sing loudly and confidently: They’re not judging your pitch. Yet.
- Switch up the lyrics: Anything goes, as long as you’re singing something. “The Nappy on the Bum goes round and round”
Funny Faces
The moment I pull a face that’d make Jim Carrey proud, I’ve got my little one’s attention. My eyebrows do a dance and I make farting noises, ensuring giggles over grizzles.- Master the Raised Eyebrow: It’s an instant winner.
- Include Props: You can enlist Teddy for a guest appearance. His solo act is legendary.
Tale-Telling
Morph into a master storyteller, recounting epic tales of adventure where the heroes are always teddy bears and the dragons suspiciously resemble rubber ducks. Bonus points if you can throw in a plot twist.- Keep it short: We’re spinning yarns, not writing novels. The ‘Epic of Teddy the Brave’ should fit into a nappy change session.
- Be animated: Voices, sound effects – the works. If I’m not out of breath by the end, I’m not doing it right.
How to change a nappy
When it’s my turn on nappy duty, I like to think of myself as the head of a bustling nappy assembly line. Efficiency is the name of the game; no fumbling, all thumbs are capable, and speed is rewarded.First get prepared, gather your supplies
The middle of a nappy change is never a good time to have to stop and go look for something. Your pretty much guaranteed that’s the moment your little one will choose to explode pooh all over their legs and your trousers. (yes I have had that happen….twice ????)- Nappies: A stack of fresh nappies (at least three, just to be safe).
- Wipes: A packet of baby wipes, or reusables for obvious reasons.
- Changing mat: Protects the underlying surface and it’s easy to clean.
- Nappy rash cream: Standby for any signs of redness.
- Distraction: A toy or two to keep the little one from going rogue.
The Changing Process
Here’s a straightforward two-step process to make nappy changes quick and efficient:Prep Work: Get all your stuff in one place, then grab the baby. Undo all poppers/buttons or zips as required.
Step 1: Tip tip: open out the new nappy the right way round and slide it under the used one (not advisable for poonamis) this way you wipe all the mess into the used nappy and when you pull it away the fresh one is already in place.
Step 2: open the nappy doing a wipe downwards (front to back) with the nappy. Get wipes or cotton wool and water and clean the area. Putting everything into the used nappy. Then pull that away, ensuring the baby can’t reach it (you’ll only forget to do this once) and inspect the level of cleanliness.
Step 3: When all clean, apply cream if required and do up the new nappy, remember velcro straps or poppers should be snug but not constrictive. Refasten the poppers, then redo this when you realise you’ve missed one and the babies clothes are all twisted up.
Step 4: Deal with the used nappy. If it’s a reusable then liner or inserts into a biodegradable bag and nappy in the bucket. If disposable then into a nappy bag and the outside bin.
And voilà, job done. It’s all about staying prepared and moving with purpose—plus a bit of humour to keep things light.
As you progress through the levels of fatherhood, you’ll need to grow a third arm to hold the child in place while you complete this exercise.
As your baby ages this gets progressively harder. Like trying to place a nappy on a bum that keeps rising into the air. Or trying to undo a nappy on a child who is actively doing crocodile rolls around the floor. The new born nappy stage is by far the easiest.
Remember, practice makes perfect. Your baby won’t judge, but the cat might.
Stories from the field
My worst nappy changing incident came with our second child. He was born in November and we were Christmas shopping in our small town, we had stopped in a cafe and it was heaving. He had a pooh so naturally I jumped up and said I would change him. I headed to the single toilet and queued, holding my smelly son a solitary nappy and a packet of wet-wipes.When I got into the toilet there was nowhere to change him so I kind of had to hold him on a sort of shelf over the radiator. Anyway when I started to strip him down I realised that his pooh had leaked and he was covered from neckline to ankles!
Not to be undone, I persevered, by the time I was finished I had to walk him back to our table in his nappy, holding his pooh covered clothes in the other hand. Sporting some brown (yes pooh) splashes on my trousers.
We don’t go to that cafe any more.
Frequently Asked Questions
As a seasoned nappy-changing veteran, I reckon it’s only fair I share my expertise on some baffling mysteries and sticky situations that every dad faces.What’s the Secret Handshake for the Elite Nappy-Changing Dads Club?
I’d tell you the secret handshake, but then I’d have to sign you up for the next poo explosion duty. Let’s just say it involves a lot of elbow grease and the nimble dexterity you never knew you had.Is There a Magic Spell to Stop the Wee Fountain During Nappy Swap Time?
If wizards taught courses on baby hygiene, I’d be a professor by now. Until then, keep a nappy or cloth at the ready to cover the wee launcher swiftly.Do Real Men Wield Baby Wipes with the Precision of a Ninja?
Absolutely! My wipe-flicking wrist-twist technique has been honed through many a messy skirmish.Can Nappy Duty Be Turned into an Olympic Sport and How Would One Train for It?
If changing nappies were an Olympic sport, I’d have more golds than a pirate’s treasure chest. Training involves speed, efficiency, and the artful dodge of wayward projectiles.What’s the Protocol When the Poo-Nami Strikes During a Nappy Change?
Don’t panic. Hold your breath, grab more wipes than you think you need, and think of it as an impromptu mud mask spa day—good for the pores, they say.This person doesn't have much content up so far and mostly posts on Reddit. But what information is out there seems to suggest there is a stay at home pooner with six children, two of whom with NG tubes, and some which are autistic. I'm starting to poke around on these Reddit subs myself now and am getting the feeling that a lot of these families have severe munchies with their tistic kids. Almost every single wokey family has tistic kids. And I wonder if the explosion in diagnosis is because it's incredibly easy to just wig your kid out and get them a diagnosis as opposed to something more extreme like poisoning them to keep them sick.
She's been in sex pesty environments since she was sixteen apparently. I don't know if she means the creepiness of current year stuff or if she was just trying to find other lezzers to kiss because queer is purposefully vague language.
"I am their dad in every way" is creepy knowing the context is they got two retards willing to hand over their children for this lady's wife to give birth to (purposefully trying to avoid anything more distant like "sperm donation" because it isn't any less trafficking your children just because a male doesn't gestate them). And there is something especially sad about situations where the donors are "known" but might not be allowed to have actual father relationships with their children despite the kids likely knowing them (even if unaware of the exact relation).
The rabbit hole of all this tranny parents and sperm collecting is horrifying, to be honest. A lot of the posts on the subreddits with older pooners will post about having kids or about family planning in such subreddits and it's like the worst collection of short horror stories ever.
So as an ending aside here is a sample of the crazy from a sub called r/Queerception. These people all need to be in a gulag.
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Birthday Cat
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it's amazing how much shit troons singlehandedly retroactively justify. like you look at this shit, and you consider that there's a 41+% chance that they'll hurt themself and likely hurt others, spread chaos, trauma, and propagandize and traumatize children beforehand. chance of detransing is minimal and highly pressured against creating more risk of alienation and harm.
now obviously you can't line them up with a bolt gun specifically designed to send people to meet the lord with incredible speed and no pain, that shit is only allowed for non pozzed countries (+extra torture), but then you look at the history of lobotomy and think about how many problems it would solve for people like this to just no longer have the burden of super free thought. momma would still have her baby etc, they could just eat chicken nuggies and watch steven universe, go shopping with family etc in a state of forced development cut off. with modern medical knowledge you could even refine it, improve it, and limit damage to the rest of the brain and make it less ice pick trauma. some innocents may get involved, a margin of error of course, just like the justice system, but how many children would it save? how many mentallly ill people themselves would it save?
or FUCK niggruh, let's say that's still too awful, imagine if we had some type of place that you could just send mentally ill people to to be cared for and sedated, where they could just watch cartoons and draw shit, be contained and treated instead of harming themselves and others. could even visit them regularly or frequently to ensure progress and care/just to visit and talk to them. imagine fucking that.
of course first we'd have to change prisons from being nigger playgrounds and gang hideouts, but fuckkkkk if just (ethically) putting down lifers etc in prisons and making asylums great again wouldn't solve so many damn issues in the present and future
sheepworldvizor
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Partly why I do tend to prefer trannies to self sterilize.
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Every day that goes by, my urge to create a website that requires the use of slurs and dehumanizing language in every comment grows exponentially.
Zer0 Sugar
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I started to read it, but then had to skim it because good god how can someone write such a long fucking thing about changing diapers? What jumps out to me is just how infantilizing it reads and last I checked, men don't like being talked to like children.
Or maybe I am wrong about her target audience and she is just preparing herself for when some of her six children become teen parents due to their fucked up family.
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Reposting from A&H: the U.S. Supreme Court has upheld Tennessee’s ban on “gender affirming care” for minors:
The U.S. Supreme Court
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In a decision that plunged the Supreme Court into yet another culture war feud, the justices on Wednesday upheld a Tennessee law banning all gender affirming care for minors. In the last few years, fully half the states have adopted similar bans, leaving the other half, so far, allowing gender affirming care in the form of at minimum, hormone treatments prior to a teenager turning 18.
The vote was 6-to-3, along conservative/liberal lines.
Supporters of the bill were predictably elated over the win...
I’m curious to see the troon seethe that comes out of this. Apparently the Cass review was cited a couple of times so that’ll get them real uppity as well
The U.S. Supreme Court
Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images
In a decision that plunged the Supreme Court into yet another culture war feud, the justices on Wednesday upheld a Tennessee law banning all gender affirming care for minors. In the last few years, fully half the states have adopted similar bans, leaving the other half, so far, allowing gender affirming care in the form of at minimum, hormone treatments prior to a teenager turning 18.
The vote was 6-to-3, along conservative/liberal lines.
Supporters of the bill were predictably elated over the win...
I’m curious to see the troon seethe that comes out of this. Apparently the Cass review was cited a couple of times so that’ll get them real uppity as well
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Correct me if I wrong but wasn't Cass Review the Review of all the studies? It wasn't actually a published science study that needed to be peer reviewed? God they are so stupid. Studies need peer reviewed, a review does not.
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"I had a naked mum and grandmother. My dad always wore his underwear."
And now she's an FtM, completely unrelated. Sounds like her family were Ferengi lifestylers, a step down from the everyday Klingons.
Not Dr. Evil
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Sorry Eli,
But the decision confirmed in precise detail that (1) there is no actual consensus anywhere, (2) troonery is not legitmate healthcare, and (3) trooning out has never saved anyone's life.
But the decision confirmed in precise detail that (1) there is no actual consensus anywhere, (2) troonery is not legitmate healthcare, and (3) trooning out has never saved anyone's life.
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This is a month old but I can't help but think about just how many guys are trying to sell clips of themselves jacking off for the mods to make a fucking sticky about it.
Other communities, ones with actual women, do not have this problem.
Other communities, ones with actual women, do not have this problem.
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Reddit trannies are the ones who review the reviewers!
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This nutmeg has a webcomic and I think a KF thread. I forgot what the comic is called but it spawned the bald employee of the month meme.
BTW it seems troons are DDoSing KF again out of spite.