Disaster Man has penis bitten off by 11-foot snake hidden in toilet as he goes for a wee

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Man has penis bitten off by 11-foot snake hidden in toilet as he goes for a wee​

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Atthaporn Boonmakchuay from Thailand suffered one of the most gut-twisting animal attacks ever.

While using the toilet at his Chachoengsao home, the 38-year-old felt a sharp pain. Looking down, he realised that an 11-foot python was biting his penis.

Via local outlet Bangpakong News, the understandably panicked Atthaporn then called out for his wife and tied a rope around the snake’s head as he struggled to release himself from its fanged grip.

He secured the rope to the door in order to trap it in there with him before passing out.

Emergency services later transported him to the hospital where he was treated for significant blood loss.

Rescue crews at the scene had to extract the python from the toilet’s plumbing system. When it was eventually removed, the snake was freed back into the wild.

In a similar story coming out of Thailand, a woman named Nareerat Sri-nhampong encountered an even bigger serpent in her toilet shortly after the Atthaporn incident.

Fortunately, she managed to escape the snake’s jaws through quick reactions. When animal rescue volunteers turned up, they spent over an hour completely dismantling Nareerat’s bathroom only to find it hiding in a crawl space beneath the floor tiles.

It weighed approximately 20 kilograms and measured over 4 metres in length.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all though, ex-truck mechanic Tim Friede has been injecting himself with snake venom for the past 18 years in a bid to build immunity.

This carefully handled experiment has single-handedly altered the course of antivenom production with his unique blood.

“It just became a lifestyle and I just kept pushing and pushing and pushing as hard as I could push – for the people who are 8,000 miles away from me who die from snakebite,” he said.
 
Doesn't add up.
At worst it would have "torn" off his dick, more with the power of coils than the teeth.
Most likely it latched onto his groin, causing a lot of blood not actually separation.
Snake mouths don't work like sharks or turtles. They are grab-and-hold with very weak jaw muscles, not slicers, snappers or chunk-tearers.
 
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Doesn't add up.
At worst it would have "torn" off his dick, more with the power of coils than the teeth.
Most likely it latched onto his groin, causing a lot of blood not actually separation.
Snake mouths don't work like sharks or turtles. They are grab-and-hold with very weak jaw muscles, not slicers, snappers or chunk-tearers.
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My theory is that his penis was just brutalized so badly that they would've had to amputate it at the hospital.

It sounds like he had it latched on there for a good while before emergency services got there, so he's struggling with this 20 kg animal thrashing around with his dick in its mouth all the while, which - with those teeth - is going to cause some nasty lacerations. And then you factor in the fact that not only is this a snake's filthy bacteria-ridden mouth, but it's been lurking in the sewer systems of Thailand, and infection would be pretty much inevitable at that point. If it isn't the tissue damage that neuters him, it's gangrene.
 
"There are teeth marks on your cock again. You better not've been throwing your money away down tranny avenue again!"

"Errr there was a snake in the toilet."
 
How can you fit a four metre snake in the loo and not notice it??
Rural outhouse aka a board with hole over a shit pit. Haven't seen a snake in one yet. But when I was a kid, a fuckhuge domestic turkey on my grandparents "farm" somehow managed to squeeze itself through said hole and get trapped. The place had a somewhat proper shitter put in so he went unnoticed for better part of a week, and was only rescued thanks to a curious toddler exploring every "stay away from there" nook and cranny of her strange, unpaved new environment.
 
Constrictors have shit loads of very curved teeth that evolved to hold struggling prey and direct food down it's mouth, not rip and tear. I could see a dick being lost to infection but I kinda doubt a snake can full on remove a dick...

And no shit, it was garbo click bait and his dick was bitten, not removed.
 
THIS IS ANTI-TOILET PROPAGANDA, this is developed to indroctinate indians to be scared of making poo in the loo. Or maybe some new tik tok method in thailand to avoid military service
 
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