StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Styx should have remembered that New Orleans is Hoodo country. White man magic has no real effect there. Should have called in to Baron Samedi and the rest of the Loa's Period blood is nothing compared to dancing around fire with a chicken in hand.
EAKKAM BOKUM motherfucker.
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AltisticRight said:
It looks like stolas or whatever fag demon didn't save this woman beater from prison. Womp womp.
Was it worth it, quarter pounder?
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It took the combined efforts of Voodooists, Hoodooists, Sexual Tantrists, Black Hebrew Kaballah, Caucasian ballonomancy, and gay nigger pyrotechnics to break through his goon shield. Were it not for the unusually high levels of autism/schizophrenia chaos magikians on the kiwi farms it would have worked.

His mistake was choosing a warlock patron who was easily distracted by our balloon art of various death fats.
 
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>alright everyone
>so it turns out I was convicted of battery
>link to the docket in the description, archived of course
>I wasn't actually found guilty of domestic violence, they didn't choose to present the proper evidence
>of course I predicted this
>its actually kind of funny, now I have a criminal conviction like a real pirate
>and the food in new orleans jail is actually pretty good
>that's about all, peace out
 
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On sentencing, I predict time served plus probation.
* Styx is a first time offender.
* Styx doesn't live in New Orleans so he isn't New Orleans's ongoing problem.
* I don't know how long probation will be, but it clearly doesn't matter. Styx has been able to booze it up on a regular basis without getting caught while awaiting trial. I don't see that changing.
* Styx has already done all of the good boy anger management and domestic violence classes.
* I think the prosecutors just wanted to get a conviction nailed on Styx so that if he gets popped for Domestic Violence again, it will be taken more seriously.

I don't know that Styx deserved to get nailed for this specific issue of nailing his girlfriend with her cellphone. But he has done far worse with this threats of going all stabby-stabby on them and pointing guns at his hook ups. This has to stop, wizard of hell or not.

If Samantha wanted to do Styx a real solid that he would hate, in her victim's impact she should tell the judge about Styx's long standing substance abuse issues with alcohol. And that people don't believe that Styx has been able to maintain sobriety while out on bail, so the system was not working. The only thing that will solve this problem is addressing Styx's substance abuse issues head on.

As a side note, Gary from Nerdorotic stated that the thing that got him to change was that his life finally got bad enough that he got sick of the consequences of his drug use. And keep in mind, sleeping under a bush in front of a restaurant wasn't bad enough for Gary. I think his time in prison was what finally buck broke him. Styx and Nick Rekieta are both a long way off from hitting their rock bottom.

 
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Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Styx, a man so retarded that he thinks a domestic violence conviction is somehow a win.
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Notice that in his explanatory video, absolutely everything is not really his fault. He was drunk, the phone bounced, she was untrue, the legal eagles did not prove the absence of mens rea. Except maybe he admits that he picked the wrong person to "date." He is so up his own arsehole so fast he might possibly cross his own event horizon and achieve singularity.
 
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W@rui said:
This is a reasonable and measured response to a domestic abuse battery conviction.

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If I was Samantha, I would hand this message along with Styx's video "explaining" what he is telling his audience happened to the prosecutor.

Styx is NOT taking accountability publicly. Styx thinks this whole thing is a joke and cool like being a pirate.

I am not saying that Styx needs more jail time. But he does need a hard ass probationary officer dogging him on his alcohol consumption and a requirement to to join AA.

Hell, she can even include it in her victim's impact statement.
 
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