Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
Aaron needs to start exercising his second amendment rights if you ask me.
Nick is too much of a pussy and loser and a NERD. Spiritually and physically he doesn’t have it in him. First of all he’d be facing off against code name PUGILIST, a boxing male jock who can physically dominate and anally violate Nick. Secondly Nick’s MO as a loser nerd with a twig body is to go hard against women online and safely in a pack of creepy greasy possibly pedophiles because while he may be a predator with a desire to dominate he seeks out the weaker sex because he knows he’s physically weak and morally a coward. Not to mention he only feels safe torturing animals when they’re caged.

Aaron is safe. All Nick can do is scream at women online while writing down Aaron’s name in his book of faggotry grudges. He still is that loser nerd trapped in his dorm room in college playing MMOs all day. A man who could only get laid through deception and drugs. That’s not the characteristic of someone who can look other man in the eyes and kill them.
 
The way he obsesses and seethes at Aaron I can see Nick at some point trying to kill him or hiring a hitman to do it for him.
Nick would absolutely try to hire a deep web hitman and think it was totally legit. If he starts tweeting about bitcoin suddenly, we'll know.
 
I suspect you're right. Aaron "ate the goo" so we all know at minimum Nick fucked his mouth. This is funny to me because I imagine initially that Aaron was like, "This weird little Jew lawyer wants to wife-swap? Hell yeah!" and then that changed to, "This weird little Jew wants to do a lot of drugs, yell at a computer screen, fuck my holes, and then demand he gets to be the little spoon. This is not what I signed up for."

And now we're here.
If you believe anything Nick says (even as April) I have some bad news for you. You’re not getting that 5k gift bucko.
 
Nick would absolutely try to hire a deep web hitman and think it was totally legit. If he starts tweeting about bitcoin suddenly, we'll know.
Nick'd sooner get distracted by all the "SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" ads on the sides and get catfished to some bumfuck middle of nowhere shack
honestly hope he tries for that reason lmao
 
The way he obsesses and seethes at Aaron I can see Nick at some point trying to kill him or hiring a hitman to do it for him.
Nick is such a sheltered internet weirdo he'd never know where to begin a murder for hire plot. He'd go to a motor cycle club associated bar and get his shit pushed in, not in the way he likes, for just showing up. I doubt he's on good terms with his coke connect. What would you do if some skinny fag who used to buy trafficking levels of coke off of you and got a slap on the wrist for it, while also pulling strings in the sheriff and prosecutors office, came asked you to hook him up with a shooter?
 
The way he obsesses and seethes at Aaron I can see Nick at some point trying to kill him or hiring a hitman to do it for him.

Nick doesn't have it in him, being a pathological tattletale is his go-to. He's relegated to comment sections in wee-hour dabbleverse streams and having Stearns County on speed dial.

Does anyone remember Nick's first salvo at Aaron post-arrest?........When MNPR released the transcript from one of the drug case hearings, Nick interrupted his lawyer to inform the judge that (paraphrasing) 'someone within Minnesota's jurisdiction was illegally streaming or covering the case and whether it should be looked into'.

The second salvo at Aaron was inviting Ethan fucking Ralph to Minnesota in August, and what exactly was Ralph's purpose? He took pics of Aaron's house from across the road then chickened out of a boxing challenge. Ralph is Nick's idea of an attack dog. Talk about ambition....

Now we're in 2025, and Nick's lonelier, broken and the mask is completely off. He's a perpetuallly rambling stuttering faggot whose opinions should be laughed out of the room.
 
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Nick doesn't have it in him, being a pathological tattletale is his go-to. He's relegated to comment sections in wee-hour dabbleverse streams and having Stearns County on speed dial.

Does anyone remember Nick's first salvo at Aaron post-arrest?........When MNPR released the transcript from one of the drug case hearings, Nick interrupted his lawyer to inform the judge that (paraphrasing) 'someone within Minnesota's jurisdiction was illegally streaming or covering the case and whether it should be looked into'.

The second salvo at Aaron was inviting Ethan fucking Ralph to Minnesota in August, and what exactly was Ralph's purpose? He took pics of Aaron's house from across the road then chickened out of a boxing challenge. Ralph is Nick's idea of an attack dog. Talk about ambition....

Now we're in 2025, and Nick's lonelier, broken and the mask is completely off. He's a perpetuallly rambling stuttering faggot whose opinions should be laughed out of the room.
While I agree that Nick would never do anything himself, his personality is more the quiet little rat looking from around the corner. I do however think he has fantasies about goading some of the Aaron a-logs into doing something stupid.
 
Meanwhile, Kayla just wants to be left in peace with her pills and her online boyfriend Wesley Crusher.
Wesley? No one likes Wesley (outside of sex pest Gene Roddenberry, as Wesley was his Mary Sue).

It's easy to assume that Kayla is being pressured into this by Nick or is just a passive observer to this garbage, but it could simply be a case of her being just as vindictive as Nick, she's just not online enough for people to actually see it. She can get petty revenge on Nick for trying to replace her with April by having him enact this stupid shit in public, taking the main brunt of the mockery for it, whilst she sits back and gets the victim treatment from a large swathe of Nicks critics.

People need to keep in mind that Kayla is as much a scorned lover as Nick is.

It's a great point. We just don't have any evidence of her being a particularly angry or vengeful person. (Sure, I'll accept incompetent, lazy, and a rather ridiculous human, but not hateful.)

I've poured over the (excellent) OP on Kayla. There are tons of clips. The most we've seen is her mocking Nick and being (arguably) passive aggressive as she told embarrassing stories about him.
We have some second hand reports on Kayla's ... maybe emotional make-up? ... that can be informative (if one believes the sources). We have the reports of Kayla getting cornered by Nick from two sources (the Toe with the baseball bat story, and "wet fart" Gabe with the "Kayla concussed herself to get away from Nick" story). The similarity between the two accounts paints a rough picture of Kayla and Nick's relationship. There's also Aaron's description of how the Rekietas would fight in other circumstances- Kayla berating Nick while he beats himself in the head, throwing books and other items, hysterical shouting matches. There is also Kayla enabling Nick's behavior of wanting April (by keeping Aaron distracted with her Gollum allure). We have the long history of swinging, per their own photos and anniversary show at Hedo 2, plus the YellowFlash corroboration now.

It's a fucked up situation all around, and I'm sure it's toxic as all hell. However, I don't see Kayla, in the present day, as wanting to reign hellfire on Aaron without Nick guiding her to that conclusion. Why?

You also have the paradox of "these people just want to be left alone", per Nick's account of their words. ("These people" being inferred to be Kayla and April.) Now Nick's a liar and a faggot, but contrast that statement to Nick continuing to seek vengeance on the Toe. As others have mentioned, a court case would 100% dredge up a lot of details we probably don't even know yet about the Qover. What would the win be? Maybe a hundred grand at best? Nick's a millionaire, per his own lying mouth.

Given what we know of Kayla, my inclination would be she would rather stick her head in a hole in the ground (well ok, stay in the bedroom and watch Star Trek) and forget about everything. I could see Nick getting her riled up at Aaron, but I just don't see Kayla having the stones to maintain the hate boner in the way Nick does. Her ire is focused on the Minnesota 2 she married. (He'd be a zero but for the trust fund.)

To be fair to Nick, a hate boner is the only type of erection he can maintain (without industrial grade pharmaceuticals or silicone ball torture devices).
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There’s no way Randazza’s fees are anywhere near that reasonable, and he’s getting much poorer representation.
Randazza charges ~$1000 an hour. This is from a case a couple of months ago in Texas:
Randazza.webp
 
People do kill other people for the most retarded reasons...

Aaron needs to start exercising his second amendment rights if you ask me.
I agree. Nicks life is only getting worse as the days go by, and there is no relief (drugs, whiskey, death) in sight for 5 years (minus gas, but it's not the same). Moreover, how long until his PO says "Yeah, streaming in front of 14 people about pizza casserole and dickgirls isn't a job, it's what people do for fun after their job"? He hasn't even started his community service yet which is probably going to drive him to the edge, as doing manual labor and having a boss is not something he's accustomed to. What happens when his PO makes him get a job at a gas station or at the local Comfort Inn and he has a bad day? All the while, his wife is going to grow ever colder and resent him even more. His kids are gone as soon as they can and will never talk to him again, one by one as they hit adulthood.
This NPD retard is going to blame one person for his fall from grace: His old gay lover. And as much of a HUGE DORK, MASSIVE FAIRY and IMPOTENT CUCKOLD as he is; even THE GAYEST WEAKEST LAMEST UNCOOL DEGENERATE eventually reaches his limit and becomes capable of great violence.
 
Nick would absolutely try to hire a deep web hitman and think it was totally legit.
He'd do it himself and then possibly kill himself. Cue all the American Beauty clips - just a twist on that. Nick would regard it as a literary and poetic ending.
He took pics of Aaron's house from across the road
And that's exactly why Aaron should be very worried. Personally, I think it was more likely to happen in the August-November 2024 time period when he was most unhinged (incoherent tweeting with April, bizarre Locals bible streams, etc).

However. Most of us know what relapse looks like. Brief PL: Someone close to me relapsed (on Xmas day) and lost his life, but that was Heroin, a depressant. Coke is a stimulant.

The walls are closing in on Nick to the point that he's self-snitching about choke-slamming his son while his "career" sputters to a pathetic close. One bad night and he'd get a mountain of coke and go nuts.

If I were Aaron, for the sake of my kids, I'd get a TRO. Barring that (and I understand why he doesn't do it), I'd...
1. Have Derek and Tracy of Midland Armory (a sponsor of his show) supply him with multiple firearms.
2. Install the best home security system around. That includes his parent's lake cabin where he spends much of the summer.
3. Make nice with the local cops so they can drive by every few hours.
 
Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:

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It's really pathetic watching Nick make big deals about small crimes like "they illegally streamed my trial!" and "he talked about my whore wife!" while he regularly drove his kids under the influence, had them live in filth, allegedly choke slammed his kid, etc.
 
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