Has it ever occured to you, while holding a baby, that you could easily break it's arms off and there's nothing it could do about it?

[Gay Joker]

Like, you would never  actually do it. This thought occured to me when I was holding my sister's 2-month-old baby last weekend. I just imagined how easy it would be to snap her baby's arms off like I used to do with spiders' legs as a kid until they became little limbless balls. Again, I would never actually do it. I love kids and I plan on becoming a parent someday myself. Does that make me a sick bastard?

 

[MF-690T]

no but sometimes when im in public in a quiet place like a library i think to myself "man, i could just shout NIGGERRRRRR at the top of my lungs right now if i wanted to"

 

[urr13 account]

Whenever I am handed a baby or made to pick one up I do always have a slight fear that its neck will just suddenly break or that it will start crying and this will mean I'm a bad person and somehow the baby can tell.

But no, not any of the stuff you said, no.

 

[DankSmoker]

Sorry, but your sister is a negligent parent for letting a homosexual touch her child.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Why you touching a baby, weirdo?

 

[Tetopettenson]

fucking insensitive question. ive never been able to hold one bc when i was a baby i had my arms broken off

 

[Moths]

With babies im more hyper aware that their skulls arent developed yet so you can really easily touch their brain and fuck them up.

And that skeeves me out since I know my brain is encased in an armored forrress of calcium.

 

[MadStan]

You should not have children.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

So have you started your serial killing yet, or are you waiting on something?

 

[Grub]

No I don't fantasize about snapping babies arms off but I do get freaked out a bit that I might drop them or jostle them around too much.

 

[Circus peanut]

Intrusive thoughts lol. Likely borne of your awe at the fragility of the precious little bean. Don’t obsess over them too much lest you become compulsive about doing it

(This is, of course, assuming it’s a passing thought and not a constant obsession—if it really is something that consumes you each time, perhaps do not hold children anymore…)

 

[Gay Joker]

You should not have children.

I disagree, I think it's good to have these kind of thoughts because they make me more careful with how I handle a small baby. If I didn't recognize the fact that I could easily snap the baby's arms off, I might have done it by accident.

 

[peachlover669]

whenever i make my weekly visit to the eiffel tower it often crosses my mind that i could just jump off the top however doing so would most likely result in mine own death and therefore i do it

 

[DankSmoker]

I disagree, I think it's good to have these kind of thoughts because they make me more careful with how I handle a small baby. If I didn't recognize the fact that I could easily snap the baby's arms off, I might have done it by accident.

When you pick up the the baby it will simply burst into spiders.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

While playing with toddlers I have had the intrusive thought that I could break there fingers extremely easily, I'd never in million years do it but the thought has past thought my head followed by extreme guilt and shame. It like when you're high up next to an edge and you get a sudden urge to jump and you feel a pit in your stomach. The thought just appears and there's nothing you can do about it, it's only an issue if you linger on it and genuinely contemplate doing it.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

this reminds me of that Louis CK bit about how he could beat up hundreds of two year olds if he wanted to

 

[DankSmoker]

this reminds me of that Louis CK bit about how he could beat up hundreds of two year olds if he wanted to

Yeah but that's funny because he probably couldn't.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Yeah but that's funny because he probably couldn't.

well I'm pretty sure *I* could

 

[Jex]

Handling a newborn is all about supporting the neck. After a month they start getting wiggly so you need to be extra careful.

 

[Xev]

Are you sure you aren't Alex Hogendorp?