Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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What did he mean when he said this..
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What did he mean when he said this..
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Love when Rick is fucking competing with a Jeet for slurs per minute (that are non-existent). Like, Rick, what slurs are these people hurling at you? You're fucking white, the worst they can do is call you "cracker" or "mayo skin" (which to be fair his skin is greasy and full of fat). What slurs are they hurling? My hunch is they're just telling him the truth, like he's a bad washed up, "tough guy" failed author with bitch tits. That's not a slur Rick, that's just the fucking truth.

Patrick is definitely that guy who competes no matter what asinine subject comes up, whether it be bots sending him "slurs" or how "great" of an author he is. Queen Lesly would never.
 
Love when Rick is fucking competing with a Jeet for slurs per minute (that are non-existent). Like, Rick, what slurs are these people hurling at you? You're fucking white, the worst they can do is call you "cracker" or "mayo skin" (which to be fair his skin is greasy and full of fat). What slurs are they hurling? My hunch is they're just telling him the truth, like he's a bad washed up, "tough guy" failed author with bitch tits. That's not a slur Rick, that's just the fucking truth.

Patrick is definitely that guy who competes no matter what asinine subject comes up, whether it be bots sending him "slurs" or how "great" of an author he is. Queen Lesly would never.
what about jai yang guizi? Or wasi'chu? Wasi'chu though is more fitting for Patrick.
 
That Hi-Fi lunatic went full Fatrick Bateman on Les in the comment section.
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Ok, now I get why everybody else was crossing to the other side of the road (thank God I was afraid it had something to do with my horrific stench).

Also, it looks like Putin might wanna choose his heir sooner rather than later huh. Lol How does Pat keep finding this specific kind of batshit crazies?

"I totes killed three Russian billionaires, believe me!"

Is this our second, better Shane?
 
Donald Trump is communicating with Patrick through the height of his flagpoles.
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Is there any reliable source for the flagpoles actually being 88 feet tall? There are articles stating Trump said they're about 100 feet and the White House press secretary clarified they're exactly 88 feet, but I can't find a video or transcript.

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...what? Are you glitching, Rick?

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Chubby's Cheesteaks doesn't exist, stalker. It was Chubby's Cheesesteaks at 10:05 PM. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

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Rick having an extra normal one. Admits the FBI hasn't identified anyone making fun of him on Twitter (because why the fuck would they, it's not illegal), but they're definitely going to prison. Prison forever.
 
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A fun Patrick post. Bad and autistic joke.
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No stlaker weeb child, it is you who is the delusional Vocaloid fan. I am not Hatsune Miku. Those are merely your delusional weeaboo fantasies to think that I am a weeaboo after I reviewed the Jigabachi from GITS2: Second Gig. I'm so sorry you're so stupid, stlaker anime fan child DAAAAAAYOOOOO!

Enjoy being mocked. Wait quietly for the knock. You. Will. :tomlinson:

For animefags, reminder that ole' Titty Ricky does mention anime a lot. He actually does fucking watch Neon Genesis Evangelion, Bastard and Star Wars Vision and mentioned these back in 2023, 2021 and 2020. Late and gay, but oh well.
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I think it should further bring the proof that Rick is a fat faggot with bitch tits and retarded weeaboo. Enjoy consooming. You. Will.
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That Hi-Fi lunatic went full Fatrick Bateman on Les in the comment section.
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Ok, now I get why everybody else was crossing to the other side of the road (thank God I was afraid it had something to do with my horrific stench).

Also, it looks like Putin might wanna choose his heir sooner rather than later huh. Lol How does Pat keep finding this specific kind of batshit crazies?
He co-hosts a podcast and has a blog.
 
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Ok, now I get why everybody else was crossing to the other side of the road (thank God I was afraid it had something to do with my horrific stench).

Also, it looks like Putin might wanna choose his heir sooner rather than later huh. Lol How does Pat keep finding this specific kind of batshit crazies?
The piss drinker is back!
 
Is there any reliable source for the flagpoles actually being 88 feet tall? There are articles stating Trump said they're about 100 feet and the White House press secretary clarified they're exactly 88 feet, but I can't find a video or transcript.

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...what? Are you glitching, Rick?

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Chubby's Cheesteaks doesn't exist, stalker. It was Chubby's Cheesesteaks at 10:05 PM. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

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Rick having an extra normal one. Admits the FBI hasn't identified anyone making fun of him on Twitter (because why the fuck would they, it's not illegal), but they're definitely going to prison. Prison forever.
Why haven't they arrested Dan Mullen then? If it is not the weakness of the case and just a problem identifying the super-criminals, they would have arrested one of the stlakers known by name right?

Oh right, Patrick is full of shit and the FBI are too busy with collecting CP to care about Fatties delusions.
 
I actually thought HiFi was Nokes for a minute. It's amazing how much she angers these tough guys when she is really quite benign. Saving your most unhinged vitriol for someone's grandmother definitely falls within Pat's domain. His ballwashers are all such hilariously bottom-of-the-barrel subhuman trash.

I had a look at his Substack, and of course it's full of the usual pseudo-intellectual faggotry you'd expect from someone adjacent to Pat and those that inhabit dank basement corners like MovieBob. He is nothing but a miserable and nihilistic piece of shit who looks like he could barely walk a block, let alone deliver a devastating beatdown.

Lmao :story:
 
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