Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Diggus Bickus said:
Quick note: This is Turkey Tom's lurker account. He either forgot the @NotATurkey password, or wanted to be slick. Yet, him being in this thread means he'll poorly rip out the information from here and act like he's virtue signaling. Ellen video incoming.

Take your time to call him a faggot.
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Love you

@turkey tom, you’re a pencil necked faggot who isn’t gonna get a crumb of pussy from this whore even though her husband is a cuck

@ellen, fuck you, you cried to Reddit admins after I called your comics out for being porn advertisements. Don’t worry I have a VPN to continue making the comments that I know put a knife in your heart from previous comics you’ve made.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
Ellen sucks girldick and shills for McDonalds.
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Late, but fuck you Ellen, you disingenuous piece of shit. You know damn well that not all sexual harassment involves nudity. Jonathan Yaniv is a perverted Canadian troon that specifically goes into women's restrooms and change rooms because he sexually gets off on making young girls uncomfortable. This isn't just my opinion, his fucked up sexual fantasies, which he wrote about himself, are well documented online. It doesn't matter that the girls are fully dressed, seeing girls naked would be nice for him, but it's certainly not required for him to get off. His main goal is to go in there, make the girls uncomfortable, and delight in the fact that they can't say shit about him being there.

There is a picture of Jonathan taking a selfie in a women's restroom with a young girl in background, who looks to be about the same age as Ellen's daughter. That image is burned in my mind because of how sick it is. Him, with his shit eating grin, knowing damn well he's doing something wrong and that he will get away with it, in part because of midwits like Ellen who run defence for these perverts.

And Jonathan is just one example. There are other examples of troons going into bathroom to sneak pictures of women using the bathroom, or to take pictures of themelves jerking off in the stalls while women are using the next stall over. Funny how Ellen ignores these stories.
 
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So far I haven't heard a peep from YouTube. It's been 8 days since the interaction. If the last thing that ever comes from this is a few demonetized videos that I already got paid for mostly. I'm happy and will consider it an absolute victory. YouTube probably looked at my channel and said nahhhhh.

Cedric_Eff said:
Just a heads up, do not depend heavily on GPT. That’s how Karl lost the suit.
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I know, I think it was correct about the America thing because I cross referenced the sources. I guess I was being a hopefag about it.
Señora Airi said:
Ellen eats corn the long way
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Lol got em

Edit: Got em pt2

Floppa W.webp
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
Ellen hasn't been on much, maybe because of the copyright stuff with Based. Here's some mid tea.
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Something about this picture really hits home. She's not bad looking (for her age), I could imagine her being a nice and sweet mother, caring wife, laughing with her friends at coffee over something she saw online maybe. A normal person more or less liked in her community, who few people have much bad to say about.

Instead she has the worst Reddit-tier opinions that she also yells about incessantly, and she's an internet prostitute who has managed to disgrace her entire family in the process. Sure, her physique isn't the best, but it's not uncommon; it's literally just that her decision to try to be an internet prostitute leads one to say "you're a dumpy middle-aged woman though, why are you showing off naked on camera?" Her political instincts are about what you'd expect from a prostitute as well, it's just quirky chungus "DAE DRUMPF BAD???" over and over.

She could even make her faggy Reddit comics and avoid most of the scrutiny she gets online, like 99% of the negative attention she gets is specifically from her very retarded antics. I'm sure that some of her fanbase is comprised of simps hoping to take a crack at her dumper, but she could keep them on the hook and paying her Patreon buxx without showing photos of her butthole. It's literally just that her personality and personal decisions suck.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
She's very narcissistic. There's no getting rid of that. If she didn't do porn she'd be the cattiest housewife in her neighborhood.

I really wonder what her childhood was like. Was she a bully in school? Did she wail when her mother asked her to make her bed?
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She's just a cluster B woman, one of many. People overthink it IMO.
 
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Her relationship with her husband must be torture for both of them. She only got with him because she was on the rebound from her 'abusive ex' (why do so many women have one?). After a few years she must have realised she doesn't actually like him and craves attention from men (hence the porn), despite her having no intention of leaving him until her kids are older. If her husband loses his job or refuses to do some inane request she makes of him, he'll be disposed of or, at the very least, demoted to being nothing but an ego-boosting slave she uses for her amusement
 
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