Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%

  • Total voters
    364
He had an unusually tough sentence given the guidelines for first time drug offence.
Common theory is that his PSI report was scathingly bad, like as if he walked in and told the investigator he was innocent, its all bullshit and proceeded to tell them he plans on snorting coke them moment he was sentenced.
This entire thread was blackpilled, thinking all he'd get is 1-2 years probation. When he got 5 years with potential jail time, a LOT of people were shocked.
Counter point, his PO officer gave a convicted drug user and known alcoholic the greenlight to take a trip to Las Vegas, and is willfully ignoring obvious nitrous abuse on top of the mountain of death threats he's been spamming on Twitter.

If the PO was gonna do something, they'd have done it by now.
 
If someone had shown me this 3 years ago. OH man I would haven ever wasted my time watching that rittenhouse trial.
Lol. Ngl, that's the one and only time I've ever found him funny.
Local law enforcement have got to be in the pockets of Ma and Pa Rekieta. When you read about that poor law abiding guy who managed an airport and collected guns who just legally sold a couple of his guns at local gun shows when the ATF came storming down to his house at the crack of dawn and shot the poor fucker dead and you compare what happened there with what happened when Rekieta's house got raided for an actual provable crime -- it's like chalk and fucking cheese.

Nobody thought this guy was supplying the cartels. They had a theory that he was selling so many of his own guns that he should have had a firearm dealer licence, but he was just a law abiding gun collector who liked guns. They didn't need to go in all gung ho to protect the evidence. They could have just made an appointment and showed up.

You couldn't sue for the body cams in that instance, because despite there being multiple forces on the raid, ATF, local police, local sheriffs, etc. nobody had their body cam turned on -- and they taped up the house's security cams as well, just to be on the safe side. Literally, seconds after they'd breached the front door (at the crack of dawn) they'd shot the guy dead.

Meanwhile, these Kandiyohi fuckers are fighting tooth and nail to protect Rekieta's privacy?

Something smells rotten here.
Idk about the airport guy, but the difference is that they went to the Rekieta house for drugs and with allegations of child neglect, not particularly about guns. That's a whole different tenor. And there were children there, plus they collected him away from the house and not from behind a door.

Also, MN has different standards for release of bodycam footage (though I get it that you said there was none for the gun guy) when an officer has discharged a weapon, and especially if someone was killed vs when there was none of that. Tollefson seems to think that it should be harder in all cases, which seems OTT considering that even Nick hasn't alleged anything horrific about the cops, beyond arguing about the warrant and his waffling suggestions of rubbing coke into his kid's hair (lol) and his & whoever's speculation that they lifted some of the coke. But he hasn't argued brutality or intimidation or even scaring the kids with commando-style raiding. (Yet.)

I don't think there's actual palm-greasing going on; if anything, Rekieta mère et père seem curiously disengaged. I do think they've gone out of their way to protect a citizen's privacy, but I think it's more a) that they don't want to set a precedent or get press scrutinizing every single thing, and b) not wanting to deal with Nick suing them. Which he's threatening to do anyway. But I think they've just decided to go down this path of non-release unless and until they're forced to release it; if forced, they're not on the hook for potentially having erred in a way that could be argued to have violated privacy. Remember, they're in red country (most of MN outside the Cities).
 
What really shocked me was when the Prosecutor tried to get any jail time removed, simply because then defendant dreamt it. Heaven forbid mommy’s special little Balldo doesn’t get everything he dreams of.
...Was that the argument? Did they try to use a prophetic dream to reduce the sentence, for real?
 
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"Kayla is going to be reading a victim impact statement. Nick thinks she might not be able to get through it, she's gonna - she's a mess."

Yeah no shit, I'd be a mess too if my rage tard husband was making me get up in front of a room full of people to pontificate on how one rando saw me naked to fulfill his revenge fantasy against the guy he whored me out to. This is way more embarrassing than the actual "crime" committed against her. As usual the only time Nick gives a fuck about his wife is when he can use her as a human shield, just like with his kids.

Die in a fire Nick you piece of shit.
personally, I'd be more upset at geno for acutally describing the photo is unflattering terms
 
...Was that the argument? Did they try to use a prophetic dream to reduce the sentence, for real?
IIRC, Rekieta stated he thought he negotiated out jail time during his plea agreement, and during his sentencing hearing he was confused why he'd been given it.
He then admitted to inventing the entire concept in his head and that he forgot to fight against it.
 
"Kayla is going to be reading a victim impact statement. Nick thinks she might not be able to get through it, she's gonna - she's a mess."

Yeah no shit, I'd be a mess too if my rage tard husband was making me get up in front of a room full of people to pontificate on how one rando saw me naked to fulfill his revenge fantasy against the guy he whored me out to. This is way more embarrassing than the actual "crime" committed against her. As usual the only time Nick gives a fuck about his wife is when he can use her as a human shield, just like with his kids.

Die in a fire Nick you piece of shit.
kayla is at best a weak, complicit, child neglecting, dumbfuck whore junky and deserves the humiliation as much as nick. fuck her.
 
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But what Nick sees in it disturbs me. He sees it as a heroic tale of righteous vengeance, of a man taking back his power, defeating the people who "wrong him." IE: He's just projecting his own vindictiveness and hatred of other people onto a stupid gooner anime
(My strike strike-through.) You've also just explained Lester Burnam who wanted to have sex with a 17 yo to avenge the meanness of his wife/life. I think we may have a pattern here. Also, thanks for so clearly explaining Redo of Healer. I never full grasped the issue.

Is Nick using Aaron's voice a.i. in Melton's supertip.gg?
He is, last time I checked, but people seldom choose Aaron's voice.

Who is willing to pitch in?
Me. And I owe you $ for the last time I volunteered to pitch in. I still have to figure out crypto. It can't be that hard. I've just been lazy. This time I'll figure it out and get it to you by Tuesday.

Local law enforcement have got to be in the pockets of Ma and Pa Rekieta.
I think they're simply exhausted by him, tbh. I know it all smells fishy but it's actually the Woltjer/Slettas who have deep ties to the community. If anything, the County are being Scandanavian prudes who just want him to be OUR (the Internet's) problem, not theirs.

Legitimately, there is an argument that law enforcement has done it's job and that protecting the kids' privacy is paramount. Lots of people would have that POV. It's very frustrating. Say what you will about Florida, but Sunshine laws should exist in all 50 states (and with some small exceptions) family court, imo.
 
He keeps saying he's a "fun guy", but he seems extremely miserable to me. Also junkies thinking they're "fun", when the only "fun" is getting other people to join them in the hell of addiction... complete retardation.
Nick mostly uses fun to downplay how harmful his degeneracy was and justify it

As in "drugs are just fun and they're a great time, they aren't a big deal" when he's recounting his time being shitfaced on coke and barely coherent as his life collapses around him
 
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Here's the story. Very different to how Rekieta's raid was handled. I'm pretty sure they knew there were guns in the Rekieta house.
Cops pretty much assume it is always likely - in houses, cars, wherever. But I think they'd approach an interaction slightly differently with someone they suspect or know to have been and be transacting in guns vs a situation like Nick's, especially with kids, etc. Not differently enough that they wouldn't do the necessary (real or perceived), but in Nick's case they literally knocked on the door, interacted with a child, and knew Nick was not in the house. Of course, women can operate weapons as well, and iirc those who saw the footage said that they did have guns drawn at one point, but put them away.

And indeed, from the article you linked (and TY for that), the ATF was criticized for not doing exactly what was done with Nick:
“The ATF burst into his house, and they did it in a manner that was the most dangerous combination possible.” Bryan’s brother Matthew Malinowski told local media Wednesday. “The easiest way to have taken care of this situation – the most common way – would be to wait until he gets in his car, pull over and arrest him. Or you wait until he comes to work, and you arrest him there.”
That it was the ATF (Fed; gun-specific; often cowboys) and not local cops with a warrant heavy on personal-use drug possession and hungry kids rewearing clothes is a meaningful distinction. And the criticism is that it was the ATF going OTT, even in that situation - in other words, it wasn't that Kandiyohi was gentle, but that the ATF (per the criticism) used excessive force, even for a situation oriented to lethal weapons.
The raid prompted Fincher’s state representative, Justin “JJ” Humphrey, to call for a state grand jury to investigate ATF’s conduct.

Humphrey, who has served as a law enforcement officer for more than 30 years, prepared a probable cause affidavit that he presented to the Oklahoma Attorney General and Fincher’s local sheriff, which outlines the crimes and civil rights violations he believes ATF agents committed when they sent the 12-man SWAT team to Fincher’s home.

“I struggle with seeking charges against fellow police officers,” Humphrey wrote in the affidavit. “However, it appears ATF is abusing their police powers and violating their oaths of office. I believe the ATF has committed crimes and violated Fincher’s civil rights and due process of law.”
 
(My strike strike-through.) You've also just explained Lester Burnam who wanted to have sex with a 17 yo to avenge the meanness of his wife/life. I think we may have a pattern here. Also, thanks for so clearly explaining Redo of Healer. I never full grasped the issue.
The crazy thing is that Nick was doing this "my fantasy is revenge" shit years before he got "betrayed" (held accountable) by the people he knew

What happened to cause him to see a revenge child rape anime and think "this is how I'd get back at them if I could!" while being at the highest point in his life?
 
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Counter point, his PO officer gave a convicted drug user and known alcoholic the greenlight to take a trip to Las Vegas, and is willfully ignoring obvious nitrous abuse on top of the mountain of death threats he's been spamming on Twitter.

If the PO was gonna do something, they'd have done it by now.
I am convinced if he by some miracle manages to not test hot for drugs he isn’t prescribed, he could make it thru probation okay. He could get more neglect allegations or something come of the hacking investigation. But it sounds to me like that is dead in the water.
 
Nick mostly uses fun to downplay how harmful his degeneracy was and justify it

As in "drugs are just fun and they're a great time, they aren't a big deal" when he's recounting his time being shitfaced on coke and barely coherent as his life collapses around him
Which is textbook crackhead behavior. Because the reality is all he wants is to be left alone with a big pile of crack so he can OD and die. His deep fried brain will cook up a million excuses to try to get to that goal.
 
Which is textbook crackhead behavior. Because the reality is all he wants is to be left alone with a big pile of crack so he can OD and die. His deep fried brain will cook up a million excuses to try to get to that goal.
Nick's unironically employed the "I'm not an addict, I can stop any time I want!" defense many times
 
Legitimately, there is an argument that law enforcement has done it's job and that protecting the kids' privacy is paramount. Lots of people would have that POV. It's very frustrating. Say what you will about Florida, but Sunshine laws should exist in all 50 states (and with some small exceptions) family court, imo.
Apparently there are only a few seconds where the kids are even in sight and they could be entirely removed and barely make a dent in the available footage.
That it was the ATF (Fed; gun-specific; often cowboys) and not local cops with a warrant heavy on personal-use drug possession and hungry kids rewearing clothes is a meaningful distinction.
I'm not even particularly ACAB but the ATF are fucking scum. Thanks for Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Murrah Federal Building, etc. Just worthless asshole pigs.
 
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