Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

Virginia Mason Bainbridge, huh. That's as in Bainbridge Island, out in the Puget Sound off Seattle, a bedroom community for the richer than shit. She was probably doing very well for herself before her brain blew a retread.

Yeah either her dad or her (ex?) husband was a lawyer and it looks like her son may be one too. I didn't hang around long enough to clarify all the familial relationships, but she lists the law firm as one of her past gigs on LinkedIn.

Huh? Virginia Mason Bainbridge is the name of the clinician writing to Molly to ban her from the hospital. Check the letters again.
 
Guys, we were wrong. She’s totally sexually active fr fr.
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She even knows the rules! Boy, do I feel bad now. And it’s so nice to hear that enthusiastic consent is something she absolutely has experienced recently. As a bona fide self-diagnosed autistic person to boot. Nice.
 
Guys, we were wrong. She’s totally sexually active fr fr.
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She even knows the rules! Boy, do I feel bad now. And it’s so nice to hear that enthusiastic consent is something she absolutely has experienced recently. As a bona fide self-diagnosed autistic person to boot. Nice.
it is so, so fucking funny to watch Vicky run up a flag that says "Sex and kink are things I have read a great deal about."
 
The absolute, overwhelming, insanely unpleasant CRINGE I feel whenever I see this almost 30yo poon write anything about sex is indescribable. Those tweets were a perfect example of conclusions that someone around the age of 16-18 should be reaching, not a scholar that is a decade older. Even teenagers aren't that cringe when they first learn about sex
The funniest aspect of it that we all know it's all just a theoretical knowledge for her and that it will probably stay that way lol
 
Unless I'm mixing up my pooners, she once bragged about being fairly tall, but only by female standards, and didn't realize it was still manlet territory if she were a true and honest dude. I want to say like 5'8", 5'9" ish.
That's tall! So yeah, before she went on this horrific jag, she was exactly what I was thinking.
 
That's tall! So yeah, before she went on this horrific jag, she was exactly what I was thinking.
5'9 is tall enough to get some actually decent modelling work too. Kek she fucked herself so hard.

All her "sex, my dudes!" waffle shows, is exactly that she has never had sex, aside from a possible few regrettable app encounters she wisely decides to memory-hole, and the exact sort of rich kid school she went to.
Sex is sorted! Because she'll never in her life have it again. Fuck that's bleak. Now we just need to autism-proof everyone doing everything for her all of the time.
I wish she had done any of her school work so she could upload it to Medium or whatever so we could get even the faintest clue about what she's supposedly been doing for the past decade.

As with so many other cows, the number of bites she's getting in her sole life pursuit-that of social media- has dropped off a cliff.
It makes me wonder if they are going to have a mass come to jesus moment in the cold empty chamber when no-one is left to bounce back an echo. Vicky even tried to play it like her whole revolutionary new data set is actually totally tweet replies.
Like the rest of them, she has nothing aside from twitter, and the well is drying, has dried. Awareness isn't a cows strong suit but sooner or later they've got to start noticing it.
 
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Guys, we were wrong. She’s totally sexually active fr fr.
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She even knows the rules! Boy, do I feel bad now. And it’s so nice to hear that enthusiastic consent is something she absolutely has experienced recently. As a bona fide self-diagnosed autistic person to boot. Nice.

She so clearly thinks about cyber and phone sex as actual sex, where "the rules are posted so duh there are no complications." It's her entire "sex life" (aside from maybe a traumatic encounter or two on an app?). She talks like she still has some of it, though. But how? She can't have fake online "relationships" or she'd brag about them on twitter. Does some dude she went to high school with call her up for phone sex while he imagines the hot chick she used to be with a futa dick? Or is she just reading smut and marinating in her own personal spicy mayonnaise? That would explain why she's used to it in the bed....

I genuinely think the reason she pooned out and made herself unappealing was so she didn't have to marry rich and fuck a man at least 3 or 4 times. It's "Emily Dickinson" level shut-in stuff, without the talent, vision, or dedication to her craft.
 
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Beauty and wealth are burdens. Both demand things of you. Beauty and wealth are competitions, and the people around you were raised from birth to compete. They aspire to a pinnacles of human achievement. Anything less is failure, and if you fail, all you have to console yourself is your merely excessive inherited wealth.

But you can opt out. You can choose to be hideous, drug-addicted, destitute, sick, pathetic, shameful, burdensome, and free.
Most rich heirs aren't exactly overachievers. I reckon her parents would have been fine with supporting her and buying her that apartment she craves if she was just a regular spoiled rich kid who hung around NYU to accumulate useless degrees or take 12 years to graduate. They're drawing the line at her turning herself into a monstrous blob and refusing to pass a single semester worth of classes, I would too personally.
 
Usual caveats, but she claims 5'9", yes.

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It's a shame the long-term corticosteroid use is probably compressing her vertebrae and making her shorter, because I'm pretty sure a height of 5'9" puts Vicky on record as the tallest pooner ever recorded, fully one and a half feet above average.

She so clearly thinks about cyber and phone sex as actual sex

I came to this horrifying realization only after seeing a lot of online troons. They'd list twitter mutuals as their "wives" or whatever, and you'd at first assume it was a long-distance relationship where they occasionally travel to meet up, but actually they're in "relationships" with people they've never seen and have no plans to.

Which is one reason online troons are so adamant that things like "genital preference" aren't important. Sex exists in the imaginary realm for them, so of course the most important thing is what the other person imagines they are.
 
Which is one reason online troons are so adamant that things like "genital preference" aren't important. Sex exists in the imaginary realm for them, so of course the most important thing is what the other person imagines they are.
I see a similar pattern in a lot of troons talking online about transwomen in women's sports. Athleticism (and honestly physical bodies) exist in the imaginary realm for them and they have 0 understanding of the relative size and strength of males and females. I'm not talking about the few who are actually competing, but the ones who argue about it nonstop on xitter and reddit.

They're so delusional about height I can't tell if they have never left their basements or if they're willfully ignorant.
 
I don't know if she has a formal diagnosis but I do think she's legitimately autistic.
She's just stupid for her social class. She's a mid-wit born into a family of high achievers and their decorative spouses, in a community where above average intelligence was assumed to be the baseline. She figured out in high school that muh anxiety histrionics could cover for lack of academic ability and thought that she could carry that forward and fail upward into academia, because she's a fucking idiot. Her female relatives failed her in not taking her aside in her mid-teens an quietly letting her know she needed to shut her mouth, keep thin and pretty, pick an art major at a mid-tier school, and find a moderately wealthy spouse asap.
 
I don't know if she has a formal diagnosis but I do think she's legitimately autistic.
Just gonna leave this retweet of Vicky’s here:
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Tbf, though, autism sometimes is a differential diagnosis to cluster A or B (and C, come to think of it) PDs. Clinically it most often comes up when you’re dealing with patients who self harm in bizarre ways or as a response to uncharacteristic events. Plenty of threshold intellectually disabled women with autism have wrongly been diagnosed with BPD, for example, which is quite sad.

Vicky, though, is just a classic cluster B with extra steps (neuroticism), Goldwater rule be damned. She doesn’t understand how she comes across to us normies because she’s just interested in the opinions of those that matter i.e. the chosen people (disability twitter).
 
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Can you imagine with massive beer goggles on going home with her to her mayonnaise bed?

I suppose you'd have to have no sense of smell due to her inaccessible shower and no wipes problem so maybe that would help.
The stink means not even a blind dude would find her fuckable.
 
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