Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Actually, it's probably 106-1 (paragraph 1), though aggressive panhandling would be funnier.

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Neveragain69 said:
What the hell was Patrick doing at 8:45 in the morning to catch a charge? I'm amazed he was even awake that early in the day.
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Hyperbole aside, he was almost certainly screaming his fat fucking head off either at Nikkki or at his phone or at a random passer by or neighbour, or hell even a fucking AirBNB nigger loud enough that the cops were called and he then threw yet another oinking pig tantrum at them which resulted in him catching yet anuddah charge
 
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Were there Craigslist hijinx ahappenin'? I could see a screaming and squealing fit if Piggy actually caught someone in the act of taking his chairs or patio furniture. The police report indicates it was at the ha' hovel. This is disorderly number 2. He'll plead nolo contendere again and deny he was found guilty/convicted, just like last time. Are any of the pests working on obtaining the mugshot, if any, and the police report?
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
The whole argument is dumb no single person is critical to the Army and that's by design. Unless a significant amount of linguists are trannies, there's no way a single tranny first class could have that big of an impact.
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If his job involves interacting with actual Arabic speakers, the fact he's a queer pervert who would be considered repulsive by anyone Islamic makes him considerably less useful.
De-Sexing Stick said:
Or he could lay into the tough guy persona and call it something fucking stupid like "The Hymen Divider" or something equally fucking retarded.
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The Milwaukee Micro.
Judge Holden said:
Hyperbole aside, he was almost certainly screaming his fat fucking head off either at Nikkki or at his phone or at a random passer by or neighbour, or hell even a fucking AirBNB nigger loud enough that the cops were called and he then threw yet another oinking pig tantrum at them which resulted in him catching yet anuddah charge
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A disorderly is often just acting like a complete cunt, which Rick always does, but not in a way that justifies less general charges. If it's for otherwise legal faggotry, it often gets thrown out if you show up. He may have still been awake and drunk from the previous night's bender and the retard juice in his blood rendered him more of an asshole than usual.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Oi! You got a loicense to be such an unreliable feckin' cunt?!
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Nigga I have been fighting pigman ennui for like five weeks after the whole shaniqua debacle, which I am decidedly not yet caught up on, overloaded my brain and forced me to pull back until my mind was ready for more porcine antics.

Between sopranos rewatches, an ever trashier torrent of korean fantasy romance manhuas, catching up on horror movies while thinking of excuses to keep kicking back finishing off my Zombi series rundown on the horror movie thread, and fucking up a deadlift bad enough to spend three weeks with pinched nerves destroying my ability to sleep, I have been unable to force myself back onto the thread as I would force myself atop a chained down spatchcocked fatrick like he is a fat goth chick who got roofied during an evanescence concert in the early 00s.
 
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Something Awful said:
Actually, it's probably 106-1 (paragraph 1), though aggressive panhandling would be funnier.

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HAHAHAHA awesome.

This and -to a slightly lesser extent Agressive Panhandling- are THE definition of the essence of what is means to be Patrick Tomlinson.

He's very lucky Milwaukee's Penal code applies exclusively to humans, otherwise he would have been fined while still inside Tommy's scrotum (back when he was simply known for being the only sperm ever observed suffering from clogged coronaries).
 
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