Hassan Abedini, the Iranian Broadcasting Political Deputy Director,
God, I hate gay congress for making it so that submarines are named after states instead of fish. I want the Albacore to blow up Iran instead of boring "Insert state name".
Probably screech impotently some more
If they told Iran they're going to bomb and not seek regime change it's the best option they have. We all know they're stupid but they can still control the narrative in Iran. They can't do that if we actually go to war.
Not at all, this is the best day of his death
Piss itself shit itself run in a circle and fall down. Then like 4 missiles land in Tel Aviv anyway
To raise 2 red flags and claim victory.
Or when they name them after politicians. Especially Harvey Milk or Gabby Giffords.
And show off the wreckage from the three or four IAF F-35s the Ghost of Tehran shot down.
That is still a very good hit tho with all GPS jamming going on. No entrances/exits - no way to go in or out or transport material
It's a good thing they got the 500ft long one, otherwise the kikes coulda dropped MOPs themselves.
They switched the States/Cities names to subs when they stopped building Battleships. The rationale is surprisingly direct. "Every state has 2 Senators and a group of Congressmen that will move heaven and earth to get the ship with their states name through appropriations" a former SecDef.
A tanker gets hull hit with anything over 10cm penetration and it's over. Then you just set the oil on fire and everything burns.
