DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Retard is trying to start shit with Button Check again regarding the FGC. I guess the whole thing about Phil not caring and not wanting to be involved with the FGC is another retcon...

Phail talks such a tough game but not only has he not played FGs offline in what? A decade? He doesn't even know that the only arcade in King County outside the city of Seattle is 8-bit Arcade... which is in Renton... 10 minutes away from his khando by car. And the arcade is pretty big, you can look it up on Google and they have a massive selection of pinball and arcade machines. In one picture I even saw a few fighting game machines right across the pinball wall, one of them being his beloved MvC2 and the other being Tekken 5 and he's "proved" that he's still got it in Tekken when he played Tekken 8 (I can already hear you all chuckling as you read that). Some dent even mentioned him visiting it for khantent in one of the previous MvC2 streams and he told the dent that he "doesn't know what he's talking about" and that "he'd have to look into it".

I mean that's just fucking sad, imagine your "passion" and part of your "legacy" being this supposed fighting game pro and you don't even know about the arcade that's a fucking stone's throw away from you. Like imagine if you were a sandwich aficionado and you moved thousands of miles away from your hometown because you pissed everyone off there and you sit there crying about the quality of online sandwiches and rollback sandwich buns and you don't even know that there's a great sandwich shop just 10 minutes away from you. Truly, a life unlived.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Retard is trying to start shit with Button Check again regarding the FGC. I guess the whole thing about Phil not caring and not wanting to be involved with the FGC is another retcon...

He's also not a drama streamer, doesn't start drama, and stays in his lane.

 

[INirvana]

Incoming same rant about fighting games being easier today and muh 4th place was hard.

Phil's argument makes no sense, he's mad that everyone knows all the moves because of social media, but that's not the problem phil for the fgc, the problem is how easy modern fighters are and how expressionless they've become because the devs make things easier or simplified as well as more aggressive without any other option.

Back in the SF4 days there was ALWAYS forums to learn all the tricks and moves, fighting games are a niche so everyone knew these forums from this genre.
Old players are STILL top players today

Daigo, Knee, Xiohai, Tokido, etc. A lot of them just quit because they have actual families (not a cat) and ACTUAL jobs that pay well unlike fighting games that you rarely can make a career out of.


How the fuck does he get off to beating people that are easy all day, does he not like challenge?

 

[Ardath]

This is like the same speech you get from an old fuck at anything, we get these all the time at the local footy club, "back in my day men were men and we had to grind to play" ok why do you suck right now then bro?

 

[thirstymcgee]

Looks like he bought some new over-shirts, but this time upsized them too much.

People point out how small his clothes were got to him.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

That whole rant was about how Grandpa had to walk to school in 10 feet of snow uphill both ways. Phil was trying to gatekeep when he himself isn't allowed in the gate. He can fuck off and go play his old games.

 

[INirvana]

It's insane how envious he is of MaximillianDood but it makes sense, max has done everything he wished he could do in his 17 years of begging.

Max has...
- Become a consistent and hall of fame twitch streamer
- Has 9k+ viewers every stream
- Has REAL life friend circle that have been together for decades
- has sponsors from the big games
- has a loving wife AND KID
- Has hair, long hair
- works out
- Still really good at fighting games despite his variety
- Was on the killer instinct team, made a version of marvel vs capcom infinite better
- his fans love him, he speaks to his audience all the time with no bitterness or hatred, not one bone of asshole in this guy
- Has fan meet ups that are pretty big
- has special exclusive content that he gets to play or see, even being part of the re9 exclusive look of gameplay.
- not 220

Phil has...
- a fake family ( cat)
- Debt
- Alcoholic
- 200 viewers and less possibly with theory of viewbot
- begs every stream
- Wife does not love him
- wife is depressed
- donated by 3-4 special ed kids
- hates his fans
- does not workout
- is afraid of the outside world
- reads a guide before he plays many games so he's not clipped
- complains everytime he plays games
- Won't get over his 4th place win on a busted faulty version of street fighter
- Trolls control his life
- 220

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

"Back then I did earn respect, people actually, by the end of my run in competitive Street Fighter they (I assume he means the FGC) did respect me." Was this ever true? Ever? This has to be historical revisionism.

 

[GodModule]

"By the end of my run in the FGC people respected me"

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

"Back then I did earn respect, people actually, by the end of my run in competitive Street Fighter they (I assume he means the FGC) did respect me." Was this ever true? Ever? This has to be historical revisionism.

Fake news. Never happened. Just a bad cope, bro.

 

[shekelshoah666]

In other FGC News Justin Wong played in a CvS2 tournament while commentating at the same time using a handicapped team and almost won in grand finals. Oh and Justin is working together with the tournament as a co sponsor to increase it's exposure and is doing a bunch of commentary on other games as well.

Meanwhile DSP is doing these rants

 

[Benchod]

Already preemptively threatened to wagequit Death Stranding 2.

 

[Comma]

Nightbot holding the fort in his dead chat.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Incoming same rant about fighting games being easier today and muh 4th place was hard.

Phil's argument makes no sense, he's mad that everyone knows all the moves because of social media, but that's not the problem phil for the fgc, the problem is how easy modern fighters are and how expressionless they've become because the devs make things easier or simplified as well as more aggressive without any other option.

Back in the SF4 days there was ALWAYS forums to learn all the tricks and moves, fighting games are a niche so everyone knew these forums from this genre.
Old players are STILL top players today

Daigo, Knee, Xiohai, Tokido, etc. A lot of them just quit because they have actual families (not a cat) and ACTUAL jobs that pay well unlike fighting games that you rarely can make a career out of.


How the fuck does he get off to beating people that are easy all day, does he not like challenge?

Im old. I would go to arcades when MK 3 and Killer Instinct were big. People would get all of the moves and combos from gaming magazines a s share them back then. And if you asked how to do something, most people in the arcade would show you.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Nightbot holding the fort in his dead chat.

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He should just use chat bots at this point

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Surprisingly, this did not get a ban. How spineless can this manchild be when it comes to backing up his words?

 

[Balr0g]

"Back then I did earn respect, people actually, by the end of my run in competitive Street Fighter they (I assume he means the FGC) did respect me." Was this ever true? Ever? This has to be historical revisionism.

Never happened. WPIG dug out old SRK forum posts when Phil was already gone and none of the older members had anything good to say about him (DipShitPenis being just one of the colorful names) Plus even bacxk then there were TIHYDP vidoes of him infighting games. They were called DSP is ascrub and they even contained clips of him fighting in arcades and he literally said "I have no idea what to do" while he was getting stomped. In the arcade. Offline. No lag (unless the sticks were worn down which can happen) He was always a big loudmouth with noch exactly much skill to back it up (never forget the clip where he lost several MvC moneymatches. He was a walking ATM and didn't realize it (or the arcade crews sometimes lost to him and then proceeded to win more just to keep the ATM spewing more money)

 

[BScCollateral]

"Back then I did earn respect, people actually, by the end of my run in competitive Street Fighter they (I assume he means the FGC) did respect me." Was this ever true? Ever? This has to be historical revisionism.

I'd honestly feel better if someone had fond memories of Phil. I mean, I'll bet there are people who knew me back when who have nice things to say about me. Steve Reeves had very kind things to say about Ed Wood.
This is all sort of depressing.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

"Back then I did earn respect, people actually, by the end of my run in competitive Street Fighter they (I assume he means the FGC) did respect me." Was this ever true? Ever? This has to be historical revisionism.

At best, his crying infront of Jaha at that parkinglot made the entire community see him for the total spaz he was and people became more apathetic towards him.
Mike Watson recently said that he thought DSP was a retard after that event and even though he thinks he is an asshole, he didn't think it be cool to beat on a retard.

When DSP himself recant this story, he claims they squared up and were cool, but in reality, they probably just had pity for him and probably tried to avoid engaging with him as much as possible.
The FGC follows suit with that and because DSP is now no longer getting dog piled for his shitty attitude and posts, he concludes that people like or respect him.

 

[Kheapathic]

He's fucking struggling with a child's puzzle. You're given 7 slots, with 6 tiles, 2 shapes across the 6 tiles for 3 each. You have to match the layout to the picture above.

The game works by letting you click one tile to move to the empty spot, and you can hop one tile. Literally move 3 circles to the left and 3 diamonds to the right with the empty spot in the middle, and Phil is flailing like a fucking retard... dude... COME THE FUCK ON YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING REPROBATE!!!