Brian Martin / Lifeinatent / FuturisticHub - Minecraft porn animator, spineless coward who harasses and swats his critics, fled the country after losing to a $20 million lawsuit

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@RealBrianMartin is yelling at Josh again over why they don't understand that on an anonymous website it is important to verify who you are if you claim to be someone.
 
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aardvark188 said:
I am the real Brian Martin.
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Seeing as there is no evidence to the contrary, the logical conclusion is that you're telling the truth. Anyone could make any account with any name pretending to be Brian to defame him and spread lies. The only thing that could stop that would be for an account to be verified as Brian to prevent people from falling for impostors. I would strongly encourage you to verify as yourself with staff to prevent people like @RealBrianMartin from impersonating you further. I really liked the Lizard Squad Rap by the way, a real cult classic. How did you come up with the lyrics?
 
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Snorky said:
He of all people should not be complaining about dignity.
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True, it also makes me rather skeptical though. Why are they only suddenly active. If they are so intent on posting in the thread, they would verify and be done with it. It leads me to believe that they cannot verify the account because they are either a troll account, or it was a real account that has now been compromised from the leak that happened a couple years ago. This is just my skepticism and I have no basis for it other than intuition.
 
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@RealBrianMartin may be panhandling through his brother to cover the cost of lawyers but he is "debt free", which is why he has to post angry threats. I can recommend a good whiskey to chase those pills.

In fact, any other Kiwis have suggestions for the bottle of whiskey for @RealBrianMartin? Especially considering that he just got himself yeeted, I mean it is one thing nice we can do for him. I was going to suggest Oban, something about the peat next to the sea gives it a unique quality I really enjoy. But hey, it is selfish of me to just go on my recommendation of whiskey alone with what to enjoy with a handful of pills and a hot bath.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
True, it also makes me rather skeptical though. Why are they only suddenly active. If they are so intent on posting in the thread, they would verify and be done with it. It leads me to believe that they cannot verify the account because they are either a troll account, or it was a real account that has now been compromised from the leak that happened a couple years ago. This is just my skepticism and I have no basis for it other than intuition.
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It was Brian, being his usual retarded self. He's not wanting to verify because he's trying to get his own way, and he also had an occasion where /b/tards got him to put a shoe on his head live which caused him to break down and cry many years ago (a little fuzzy on those details). Since then he refuses to verify, gets banned and comes back with a different sock.
 
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