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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Freddy, Direnç and Aryeh are the only ones interesting in the tank, at the very least they're trying to be entertaining. Everyone else can go home I'm so bored.
as annoying as Angelina and Rachel could be, and as weird as Jin could be, they were no doubt more entertaining than Seth and Ellie. Dan is right on the border for me. he was a lot better week one when he had that dynamic with Angelina and Jin building up, so if you traded Ellie and Seth for Angelina and Jin, i think the cast would be wayyy better rn.
 
as annoying as Angelina and Rachel could be, and as weird as Jin could be, they were no doubt more entertaining than Seth and Ellie. Dan is right on the border for me. he was a lot better week one when he had that dynamic with Angelina and Jin building up, so if you traded Ellie and Seth for Angelina and Jin, i think the cast would be wayyy better rn.
Dan has let me down. If winning isn't easy, he turns into a sulky faggot. I'd rather have Angie back because despite the horrid screeching and fake crying, at least she put in the effort.
 
Dan has let me down. If winning isn't easy, he turns into a sulky faggot. I'd rather have Angie back because despite the horrid screeching and fake crying, at least she put in the effort.
I found his autism day 1 hilariously endearing, and the Zorro sash gave me the impression of one of those spergs who either doesn't give a fuck or lacks the self awareness to consider doing so. I genuinely thought he was going to be a woveabwe wetawd.

Turns out he really does give a fuck. He gives a lot of fucks in the form of virgin-walk-shuffling around, hiding, and moping whenever something goes slightly wrong for him. He's an unfunny faggot and every entertaining trait I'd projected onto him, Aryeh has in spades (although I'd rather he looped less but nobody is perfect).
 
Dan has let me down. If winning isn't easy, he turns into a sulky faggot. I'd rather have Angie back because despite the horrid screeching and fake crying, at least she put in the effort.
yeah i had high hopes for him but hes turned into a mopey faggot
him and aryeh are like night and day
theyre both retarded, but aryeh is happy to do anything when they ask him and participates even when they dont ask
dan just fucking mopes and sulks around.

like aryeh dressing up in costumes being the roman emperor and the german baby or whatever he has a lot of fun with it
could you imagine if they did that stuff to dan? hed be pissed off about it

as i was writing this i just heard this lmao
dan: "ive spent my whole life doing nothing and letting people down, thats about it"
dawrench: "damn thats sad"
basically sums it up
 
ARYEH AT THE BOSTON FREE SPEECH RALLY LOL

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honestly the first time I saw Fishtank, my first thought was "oh shit, it's Night Trap with a bunch of 2007 O&A fans instead of the cops."
I said this in the afternoon, and now there's literally Steve From Yellowstone and Ron & Fez noon to 3 TTS coming in. ...it really is 2007 again
 
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