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Should be a wild four years.

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I was disappointed in foreign involvement but have been pleasantly surprised by the development so far. I love nothing ever happening.

Still trying to get my parents out of a major city to stay with me in the Middle of Nowhere™️ for a while though.

My Jew relatives/friends have been spamming my messages saying that they know *someone* who says a terrorist attack is *definitely going to happen* in a major US City. not sure if that means anything or if it’s just good ol’ fashion Jew neurosis but it’s starting to wig me out
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
What do you call buck breaking but for Iranians? I want to say something like “Oil Drilling” but that sounds gross.

Maybe blasting the sand hole? Jihadding the G-spot? Camel breaking?
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Maybe say the got Greeked? The Greeks were the longest-lasting enemies of the Persians. Olive oiled? I'm not as good at this kind of schoolyard insult game as Trump is.
 
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
HE IS REDEEMED.

Just needed to tell the DNC to kick rocks.
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He pronunciation made me chuckle.

"All these negroes who were asking me to step down, God forgive them."

Instead of using the expected "knee grows", it came out like niggroes.

In my head, his though process was "All these nigg(shit I can't say that word on live TV)roes who were asking me to step down, God forgive them."
 
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>thread featured again
>fuck that, rather waste my evening chatting with Google's retarded AI
>we talk about the Epic of Gilgamesh
>conversation somehow drifts to me learning about how foreskins can literally be used to make cosmetics and that parents often sign medical wavers with a tiny written clause built in allowing hospitals to use their children's dick skin for "medical research"
>this was a mistake
>come back to thread

What the... Why are all these fucking eggshells everywhere? *sounds of Real American reverberate through the Thunderdome* wait these aren't eggshells it's more like flakes of skin *almost trips over a pile of IOUs written to Ted DiBiase* oh God it has the consistency of aging paper and fragile glass *notices a pile of shredded tank tops and bandanas in the corner* and it reeks of cheap suntan oil *narrowly avoids mountain of expired vitamins and stock portfolios* WHO THE FUCK KEEPS LEAVING THESE TRAILS OF BRITTLE SKIN AROUND WHEN THE THREAD GETS FEATURED?! *Neil Breen furiously masturbates behind the couch*
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
Idoha, you fuckin idiot
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you guys know Idaho has a Pacific Ocean port? Sorry this isent related to anything super important I just think its super cool that a landlocked state has an official US Pacific Port in it cause US geography is so OP OP our rivers can go THAT far inland navigability.

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TheClappening said:
Orange Man's ability to seamlessly insert insulting nicknames and have it appear completely natural is hilarious.

Also no mention of Iran's countetattack.
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They do have a great meme like simplicity to them that works a lot better than the 10 minute john oliver explanation you have to watch to understand whatever the fuck "drumpf" is supposed to be about.

Orange man works well though because it's straight forward and his tan is objectively horrible looking.
 
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mold said:
this is impossible after the reformation unfortunately

total prot death
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Catholic France made little to no effort to eradicate Islam in the lands it conquered. Catholic Venice likewise seemed to care far more about making money than spreading Catholic religion. Really, only the Spanish ever seemed to give a shit about eradicating other religions.
 
Can I please have a pleasant weekend with my family that isn't ruined by world news?

I don't give a shit about the sand niggers, I don't want to hear about sand niggers, I don't want to know about sand nigger politics, I don't want to have to wade through pages and pages of shit to find my mass deportation hopium.

I don't want to bomb the sand niggers because the sand niggers are fundamentally incapable of bombing us regardless of their rhetoric and the only thing that they can do to affect us is decrease oil production which is only ever a good thing for us because we have infinity oil at home.

I want to see troops in Mexico fighting the cartels after the Mexican government has been fully declared a failed state.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAND NIGGERS, WHY AREN'T WE BOMBING THE CARTELS!?
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
>thread featured again
>fuck that, rather waste my evening chatting with Google's retarded AI
>we talk about the Epic of Gilgamesh
>conversation somehow drifts to me learning about how foreskins can literally be used to make cosmetics and that parents often sign medical wavers with a tiny written clause built in allowing hospitals to use their children's dick skin for "medical research"
>this was a mistake
>come back to thread
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some of us wait for our demons to haunt us in our nightmares, your just out here hunting em down with a stick in hand hu?
Barleys said:
"We're definitely going to war now goys!"
Just like how we went to war when we killed Soleimni and Iran bombed empty military bases back then huh.
Remember, always bet on nothing.
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Man looking back on it Trumps first Admin was full of some WILD boys
 
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