Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Potato Burrito]

Am I failing at detecting irony or are you guys for real? The apartment seems kind of blah and flimsy. It's not a shithole or anything, but I wouldn't call it cute. It's fine.

It is a shithole for an international travel influencer like our Cutie but anyone who's lived in both those old houses and new "luxury" apartments knows that the luxury ones tend to have paper thin walls while those old houses have excellent sound proofing and insulation. So really not too terrible for someone who spends all her time rotting in bed and eaiting. Still praying for her neighbors anyway, the smell alone is going to be awful for them.

Nobody is going to care about her vaping. The noise, maybe, but the bar is very low for renters in Ontario. I've had much worse neighbours than Chantal who never faced consequences.

Did your neighbors' landlords get constant calls and emails from alogs though? She is a nuisance in a way meth fiend neighbors aren't due to the cloud of alogs following her wherever she goes. It wouldn't be a big deal if she were otherwise a good tenant but we know she's anything but, those two factors combined are going to make her a major pain in the ass. I hope the landlord is aware of the serious risk that she'll drop dead in that unit. Hopefully Smee and Uncle Phil are making regular contact so she doesn't end up turning into a liquified biohazard because no one checked up on her for weeks.

My only question is:
How did she pass a proof of income and background check?

I bet Smee put it in her name.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My only question is:
How did she pass a proof of income and background check?

She's not a criminal and she has years of steady adsense deposits. Why wouldn't she pass?

 

[So Pedestrian]

No she can't be on the highest floor. I remember her remarking that above her "wasn't unoccupied".

It's hard to believe she'd walk up one flight of stairs, so 2 flights to the attic? Not a chance. I could have sworn she was complaining that she has to go downstairs to get food or grocery deliveries but I must have misheard.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She's not a criminal and she has years of steady adsense deposits. Why wouldn't she pass?

Background check: She's about five (six?) years into a bankruptcy that should have been discharged years ago, but she keeps defaulting on court ordered payments.

She also had a car repo'd in the Bibi years. After leaving Bibi, she never built a tenant/rent paying history of her own. She hasn't even had her own address for three years. She has zero "rental references".

As far as income: She has a long history of failing to file taxes. Self employment income is proven through tax filings and it's unlikely she filed (and paid) her taxes for 2024. Showing random adsense deposits but no filed taxes isn't likely to pass income verification with a normal landlord.

She almost certainly still owes some of the income taxes from her big earning years before Kuwait. We estimated she was 60-80k in the hole back then.

But her mother would have co-signed on this lease to get Chantal out of her house.

 

[pooterino]

Hopefully Smee and Uncle Phil are making regular contact so she doesn't end up turning into a liquified biohazard because no one checked up on her for weeks.

I know that Chantal has complete fuckin' cockroach luck and I'm more likely to die by throwing a random clot or a heart attack but goddamn if you haven't updated my "hopes for Chinny" mental sheet with this single sentence.

I'm imagining some downstairs pensioner looking up and seeing a kind of Ghostbusters II pink slime coming down through the ceiling via a ceiling light aperture and screaming in horror. Then maybe the slime reacts to the screaming and replies in a guttural Fatty Bootie voice "ffffffFFFFFFEEEED MEEEE NASHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS"

Gimme puzzle pieces or whatever, a man can hope.

 

[RoyalOui]

I don't see it that way, I see her sitting right here and the video is mirrored
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I think this is it! In the first live from her room she was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong hand, so it seems to be mirrored.

 

[krazy orange cat]

They always ruin the fun...Chantal's just wants to beeze, ok?

 

[GhoulTori]

They always ruin the fun...Chantal's just wants to beeze, ok?
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WTAF is the Tweet actually trying to say? They think she was kicked out of Canada? Or Kuwait? I need these people to learn how to use commas.

 

[lebean]

They always ruin the fun...Chantal's just wants to beeze, ok?
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Unfortunately, I do feel that Ontario has strong tenant protection laws and unless Gunt royally violates her lease repeatedly, or fails to pay (probable), she can still milk 90-180 days out of her lease by the time shes:

(1) served, (2) heard by the court, (3) loses, (4) Judge orders her eviction, AND (5) bailiffs come to haul her bariatric ass out of there.

It would still be hilarious though so I'm also okay with future EVICTION BEEZE !!

Landlord most likely won't ever renew her lease again, anyways!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

1887 that has four rental units.

Slight sidetrack, but you really cannot hate boomers enough for turning a small house into a four apartment rental.

 

[Clotso Coof]

They always ruin the fun...Chantal's just wants to beeze, ok?

Andrew The Landlord sounds slightly frightened in the reply. It's the kind of tone you use with the psycho homeless guy on the subway who asks if you just saw Jesus ride past on a dragon.

I really want to hear the alog phone calls the Cornwall weed stores are undoubtedly getting.

 

[Random Internet Person]

WTAF is the Tweet actually trying to say? They think she was kicked out of Canada? Or Kuwait? I need these people to learn how to use commas.

They’re saying that either this is all a visa run and Chantal will be out of the country once payday happens, or Chantal got kicked out of her apartment after only a couple of days.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

KF location calculus is simultaneously the smartest and most retarded shit on this website and might also be my favorite holy fuck

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Kuwait just closed it's air space after Iran attacks US base in Qatar.

I do believe she was planning her June 24th visa run in Doha, Quatar. Cutie avoided being stuck in a warzone....

They always ruin the fun...Chantal's just wants to beeze, ok?
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only to hurple into a different warzone of her own making.

How long till alog's start driving by blasting Crazy Frog or Nader's lala loo lala lee.

 

[reba.rae]

Looks like the a possible listing for Cutie's unit was posted on fb 5 hours ago, Persephy on twitter/x posted it

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Looks like the listing for Cutie's unit was posted on fb 5 hours ago, Persephy on twitter/x posted it

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Is that hers or just another one in the house?

 

[The Stranger]

Looks like the a possible listing for Cutie's unit was posted on fb 5 hours ago, Persephy on twitter/x posted it

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Is that hers or just another one in the house?

The kitchen is a dead ringer. I find it nearly impossible that two different units would have the same floor plan in a non-symmetrical house (ie a normal house that wasn't designed to be chopped up into separate living spaces). It's almost certainly her unit.


Edit: I also cross-referenced photos from the marketplace post with the confirmed floorplan. It's 100% a match.

 

[misscunthus]

I love how on the waddle to get food she has to go directly past a foot doctor.

 

[RoyalOui]

Looks like the a possible listing for Cutie's unit was posted on fb 5 hours ago, Persephy on twitter/x posted it

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OMG did she get evicted already?

 

[brooky]

It's not impossible that she had some kind of short-term lease arrangement for a month or two, especially with what sounds like a hands-on landlord and not a corporation. Unusual, but not impossible.

Would bolster the theory that she wasn't planning on staying in Canada. But then why immediately adopt a cat?

Who the hell knows with this idiot.