Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Eyes open too. There's no chemistry and/or love between them. It's all a big, gay, fat LARP.

 

[PurpleEater]

"my very nuanced opinion about photo packages & photo selections & pricing as a queer trauma informed boudoir photographer

i understand that these conversations can be dicey and again, this is my OPINION - so you can disagree but be kind about it, k? "

 

[PurpleEater]

Where's the DRINK sticker?

 

[HamFan]

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"my very nuanced opinion about photo packages & photo selections & pricing as a queer trauma informed boudoir photographer

i understand that these conversations can be dicey and again, this is my OPINION - so you can disagree but be kind about it, k? "
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She is massive. And the sweat dripping off her neck rolls? Barf. Trying to wipe the sweat off her flabby face with her pig hooves without getting a talon in her eye. I guess this message was just too deep and important to wait to go inside.

Who is this even for? What triggered this? Did someone try to give her business advice? Is this a weird ad?

Just more time circle jerking over "making art" rather than actually shooting pictures.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude and her girlfriend attended a pop-up event of some astrology store and, once again, Jude wore lingerie out in public and Michaela wore...whatever this is.

 

[Otterly]

every time I see this i think of this

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Askajian/Legends

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Eww, they look extra greasy and dirty next to the beautiful (and clean) slender owner.

 

[HamFan]

Hmm, is there a way to make wearing lingerie in public even more tacky? Yes, Jude found it! Have your pasties sticking out of the bra, by at least an inch. Gotta accentuate those long titties.

And Michaela's thing... Is she wearing it correctly? Was it supposed to be something else? Did she tie pillow cases together?

I'd think they're retarded stoners or something, but they do this shit sober.

 

[Orange Tabby]

At least she had the decency to put on pasties! I fully expected her to be totally tits out.

 

[Breadbear]

Jude and her girlfriend attended a pop-up event of some astrology store and, once again, Jude wore lingerie out in public and Michaela wore...whatever this is.
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Just missing the trapeze artists

 

[OttoWest]

And Michaela's thing... Is she wearing it correctly? Was it supposed to be something else? Did she tie pillow cases together?

It looks like some fashion school dropout tried to get creative with a halter top pattern and put in an additional, unnecessary twist.

The store owner looks healthy, pretty and effortless- just jeans, a button down, tasteful but unique jewelry and cared-for hair. Does Judy even see herself next to this woman? Does this kind of look even register with her? I’m sure we all wore dumb shit in our teens and twenties but I never left the house in visible pasties over navel-grazing knockers.

I’m sure they took an uber because I can’t imagine her getting away with that on the subway. The catcalls and sneers would be merciless.

 

[PurpleEater]

Sometimes I can't believe these two are pushing 30.

 

[Breadbear]

Sometimes I can't believe these two are pushing 30.

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I'm fine with people making fun of Enya and all, but she got rich enough to retire in a castle with her cats... They could only dream

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Sometimes I can't believe these two are pushing 30.

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Michaela makes the same dumb faces Jude does, and, like Jude, seems to think they look good or are a good advertisement of whatever. WRONG.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jude and her girlfriend attended a pop-up event of some astrology store and, once again, Jude wore lingerie out in public and Michaela wore...whatever this is.
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It looks like some fashion school dropout tried to get creative with a halter top pattern and put in an additional, unnecessary twist.

The store owner looks healthy, pretty and effortless- just jeans, a button down, tasteful but unique jewelry and cared-for hair. Does Judy even see herself next to this woman? Does this kind of look even register with her? I’m sure we all wore dumb shit in our teens and twenties but I never left the house in visible pasties over navel-grazing knockers.

I’m sure they took an uber because I can’t imagine her getting away with that on the subway. The catcalls and sneers would be merciless.

If I remember correctly, Jude idolizes Chani, including buying her horoscope subscription. She’s mentioned doing or avoiding something because of a Chani reading more than once. So not only is this woman her idol, but I think that Jude thinks that she’s emulating her via her astrology fueled business models. So yes, Jude really thinks that she’s on the same level of Chani, despite being the complete opposite of her (from first impression).

 

[stupid frog]

Looking aggressively hideous today.


lmao

 

[Barbarella]

Eww, they look extra greasy and dirty next to the beautiful (and clean) slender owner.

That owner appears to be a troon. And they still look weirder.

 

[PurpleEater]

new photos of Michaela in lingerie and terrible lighting:

Spoiler

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

There is so much wrong in those pictures.

 

[Breadbear]

Maybe reframe it so the emergency exit signs aren't visible