Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AnOminous]

She thinks it's nice. She has no conception of her own horror. She will never improve, there simply isn't enough of a human in there to do so.

Amazing what some cucks will put up with for low quality pussy and negative quality personality. Those three slugs (other than possibly Daniel ) are more pathetic than incels.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

“Oh my god it fell asleep on me briefly for the first time, it must trust me warm and fuzzy”

Is what you say about a stray cat you brought in from the street or the shelter who may not have had a good life. Not the baby you grew in your body, birthed, and “raised” for 15 months.

 

[Kheapathic]

From what I understand, babies tend towards their mom; because during development they're the familiar heartbeat, the familiar voice, all they know is their mom... somehow (neglect), Becky managed to overwrite this normal behavior to where it took this long. Tell me you never held or cuddled your child without telling me you never did it, Rebecca

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"hello fellow mothers" -Becky, a year after having a baby

 

[Pargon]

This is my favorite type of Becky content: where she shows just how disconnected from humaning she is. The depth of her toxic mental defects has essentially left her as an alien being living amongst humans.

"After I was forced to actually care for my one and a half year old, she finally fell asleep on me for the first time. I must be great at mothering!"
"Isn't it adorable that my one year old found this sex toy and started playing with it? I think all of social media needs to see this!"
"Here's my 1 year old naked in a bath. Surely no sex pests will find this intriguing when I publicly share it."
"Isn't it adorable that my toddler mimics me taking bong hits because she sees me doing it so often? That little rascal!"
"I've been non-stop agitating for increasingly insane accommodations at my menial job. My boss came by and asked with concern if I'm 'doing alright'. It's so wonderful how work is personally invested in my well-being!"

Peak Becky.

Further proof of the Greater Unifying Lolcow Theorem:

“The trait shared by all humorously embarrassing people is the lack of self-awareness.”

She’s such a perfect member of the variable cohort, I hope she never so much as looks in a mirror.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

She’s such a perfect member of the variable cohort, I hope she never so much as looks in a mirror.

Given how she dresses, I'd say you've got your wish.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I'd guess she's definitely taken a swing at them before, but at basically 5 foot nothing and extremely unathletic, I doubt she could do much harm. Daniel is a full foot taller than her. But a BPD without a slappy slap or scratch here and there would be rare.

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In a Becky news, her 15 months old fell asleep on her, briefly, for the first time?? What the fuck?

Seriously, even the toddlers i've babysat for friends and family have fell asleep on me, and I don't go around social media acting like I'm Mother Of The Year for it. For a mother to not experience that after 1.5 years with the baby is fucking bizarre.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Her fetlife kinky roleplay "son" has fallen asleep on Becky more times than her actual daughter. If anything, I think she has too much contact with Hannah. Cram that child into a fire station dropoff box as soon as possible.

 

[Wargarbl]

Given how she dresses, I'd say you've got your wish.

Your honor, I would like to present Exhibits A thru F backing up this claim.


The accused posted each of these images of her own free will in a public setting, with a self-written caption about how hot/cute she looked in them. I would like to state for the record, under penalty of perjury, that any of these images could be used as a long-term erection suppressant.

EDIT: Despite one being a mirror selfie, she appears unaware of the eldritch horror it's reflecting. The mind boggles. Subject must be immune to self-awareness.

 

[Kheapathic]

Seriously, even the toddlers i've babysat for friends and family have fell asleep on me, and I don't go around social media acting like I'm Mother Of The Year for it. For a mother to not experience that after 1.5 years with the baby is fucking bizarre.

One of the better pictures of my dad is when my sister is like 3-6 months old or so. He's sleeping in a recliner, she's on his chest passed out. Really good wholesome stuff that seems normal, and I'll be the first to say my family is wonky. But Mother of the Year here... shocked, absolutely shocked after "raising" her daughter for over a year.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky’s musings on motherhood always basically confirm that Daniel and jack are like gay parents and she was their incubator turned babysitter lol. She’s like a surrogate that lives in and helps sometimes.

 

[Pargon]

Your honor, I would like to present Exhibits A thru F backing up this claim.
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The accused posted each of these images of her own free will in a public setting, with a self-written caption about how hot/cute she looked in them. I would like to state for the record, under penalty of perjury, that any of these images could be used as a long-term erection suppressant.

EDIT: Despite one being a mirror selfie, she appears unaware of the eldritch horror it's reflecting. The mind boggles. Subject must be immune to self-awareness.

I feel like this one in particular belongs alongside the urban dictionary definition for “vocal fry”

can’t imagine why that is, it’s a still image ffs

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

I feel like this one in particular belongs alongside the urban dictionary definition for “vocal fry”
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can’t imagine why that is, it’s a still image ffs

Alyssa Mercante wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am thinking about this picture of the Ghost of Christmas' Future.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

To this day, it mystifies me why Becky though it was a good idea to post this where other people could see it. This outfit only enhances how wrong her body is - the arms look too stumpy, her tits look like deflated balloons, her hips askew....and that fried hair and shit eating grin really complete the most horrid picture since the one in Dorian Gray's attic.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

Despite one being a mirror selfie, she appears unaware of the eldritch horror it's reflecting. The mind boggles. Subject must be immune to self-awareness.

That mirror selfie is scarier than all the horror shorts I just watched on youtube. They could use it for one of the thumbnails

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Your honor, I would like to present Exhibits A thru F backing up this claim.
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The accused posted each of these images of her own free will in a public setting, with a self-written caption about how hot/cute she looked in them. I would like to state for the record, under penalty of perjury, that any of these images could be used as a long-term erection suppressant.

EDIT: Despite one being a mirror selfie, she appears unaware of the eldritch horror it's reflecting. The mind boggles. Subject must be immune to self-awareness.

Hi pervdaddy4babygirl, it's me, Lil Cassandra. I'm here for our age roleplay. I will be your 4'8 225 pound 4 year old

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Female Notejak format just dropped.

"Me and my polycule noticed you across the bar and we were just wondering if you'd like to join us for some Disneyland rides and a little light BDSM."

 

[Pargon]

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Female Notejak format just dropped.

"Me and my polycule noticed you across the bar and we were just wondering if you'd like to join us for some Disneyland rides and a little light BDSM."

folks, bex may have been honest about her gender after all because that's a goddamn troon smirk if i've ever seen one

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

folks, bex may have been honest about her gender after all because that's a goddamn troon smirk if i've ever seen one

Becky is that rarest of creatures, the female-born transwoman.

Think about it: she wants to swan around in Hot Topic dresses instead of spending time with the child she claimed to want. She never leaves the house. She spends all her time on weird fetishy internet people and far-left social media. She baby trapped the baby's other parent, but DARVO'd it and now acts like the baby's other parent trapped her. She sees herself as far more attractive than she actually is, and has no shame in sharing endless "thirst trap" selfies that are actually gag-inducing. She has no idea how to do makeup or maintain her thinning hair, which she wears in novelty colors. She thinks she deserves a medal and constant affirmation just for continuing to exist. She suicide baits non-stop. She claims to be interested in women, but somehow only ends up with a rotating cast of men whose aesthetic sense is as bad as hers.

It's no wonder her female body gives her dysphoria. How would you feel if you were the purest essence of troonery, forever condemned to live as a straight white cis woman?

 

[remedialjazz]

You guys, I was traumatized scrolling through reddit because Becky came up in a suggested post in between some of my niche interests. I knew it was her even with just the frizzy busted hair/hidden dead eyes. Apparently she is back at doing dumb shit to her hair with zero knowledge of color theory... and possibly with color blindness. She claims her hair is pink (it's purple) and wants to get to dark red with the help of... more purple? I swear she wasn't this stupid when I knew her.




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