Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Big news everyone, Jim in the intro entertains the idea of taking a break from JQ which if he does will be the start of the real downfall. Otherwise its a cope and seethe episode,
Which would be a neat little science experiment - it would give us a sense of how much of his Paymetons is from people who enjoy the content vs. people who forgot they were subscribed/give as some kind of eternal thanks for his old vids.
I'm almost afraid to ask why Jim has a trans lobster fursona as his logo but how did that not speed up sub loss?
He's been putting troon + sexual content (including their unholy mixture AGP) in his videos for years now, the viewers who were put off by degeneracy already left years ago. The steady drip-drip-drip we see today is people finally accepting Old Jim is never coming back + Youtube culling dead accounts.
 
Well, boys, it's been an honor ignoring Jim Sterling in his own thread with all of you. I will remember you all fondly when he inevitably slows down on these videos we can't even be assed to watch anymore.
Better than the Mauler thread which is only active to talk about how he is so boring no one posts in the thread.
 
Big news everyone, Jim in the intro entertains the idea of taking a break from JQ which if he does will be the start of the real downfall. Otherwise its a cope and seethe episode,


Maybe this is some kind of pre-emptive coping mechanism? If he takes a break now and his subscriber count drops below 700k, it'll be due to youtube's algorithm and him taking a vacation from making content, rather than just admitting that the trickling loss of subscribers is due to people being repulsed by him? He's been minimizing how much of himself he shows in videos over the past few months or so(compared to the past couple of years at least), and that hasn't stemmed the loss either.
 
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LOL, I wasn't even aware that Jimothy was still making content until I saw the community post. Never stop losing you ugly fat bong faggot.
 
Big news everyone, Jim in the intro entertains the idea of taking a break from JQ which if he does will be the start of the real downfall. Otherwise its a cope and seethe episode,

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The archive was slow so I watched on YouTube. I literally had to stop it because the whole thing makes me sick with those bizarre “ADHD” editing where he just flexes he wrote what seems like an insanely obnoxious, gross sexualized character who’s like a lipstick or something and then playing gross compressed 70s commercials over it.

So this new career, is he talking about his wrestling shit or shoehorning
gay characters into video games “consulting” business?

I think that Jim sees the JQ traffic going down but his Patreon is still steady so he probably is just decided that everyone giving him patron money is either a literal zombie or a SSRI zombie who would pay him money to “just live her best life ✨ 💜 “ so he’s gonna just coast on them while’s siphoning money out of indie developers becoming the next sweet baby inc. Maybe Jim can call his company “ sweet jelly baby inc” cuz he’s FAT.

I have a feeling I know what’s happened here. A lot of people in the games industry have lost their jobs. These people have been overwhelmingly more left-wing because they are the ones who normally just hold completely replaceable positions. I have a feeling that now a lot of new indie games are being built that need “queer representation” so lots of people are now hitting up Jim to do writing stuff for the next big game, which is just gonna be shit like “halo but master chief is gay and there’s no guns”.

It’s a shame. I mean, I think the JQ does have to just die because its owner is spiritually dead. But one of the only things that everyone has to give Jim credit for even people who hate him is that he did consistently put out a show every Monday.
 
in the intro entertains the idea of taking a break from JQ which if he does will be the start of the real downfall. Otherwise its a cope and seethe episode,
So he is gonna quit making shit videos to become a shit writer for crap indie games that nobody buys? in retrospect i should have seen that one coming.

PD: Jim did writing for vampire survivors? Well, glad I never bought it
 
god dammit jimmyboy, your job can be entirely done in chatgpt if you sample your voice and topics, if you make it a slideshow with shrips you don't even need an editor and just make an ai do it.
your entire job can be automated you fat piece of shit, at least give us the "least work possible" arc first
 
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So he's going to stop Jimquisition, pocket the Patreon money and justify it with an occasional written review...? I wonder how much money he'll actually make from games writing. It looks like he's going for the Digibro ending except he's got more money to spend on toys. I hope this thread keeps going as the "everything but Jimbo" off topic games thread.
 
I'm almost afraid to ask why Jim has a trans lobster fursona as his logo but how did that not speed up sub loss?
The fursona --is it still a fursona for a crustacean? Crustona?-- is a relatively recent addition; less than 2 months. It's deployment may be tactical because the sub loss has slowed to a trickle, suggesting most people have become content to simply ignore his uploads.
So this new career, is he talking about his wrestling shit or shoehorning gay characters into video games “consulting” business?
Pretty sure it's writing that he thinks is going to be the big career move.

Jim is a decently competent writer, to be fair, but much like trying to read Current Year Stephen King it's hard to appreciate any talent when it's buried under the author's very obvious desire to shoehorn their personal politics into the story, with all the subtlety of a brick sailing through a greenhouse.


OT: If he does put the JQ on hiatus I'll be very surprised, given how much he boasts about never having missed a Monday in over 10 years. On the plus side, I'll finally be able to test my theory on if the continued Patreon funding has any correlation to his content output.
 
god dammit jimmyboy, your job can be entirely done in chatgpt if you sample your voice and topics, if you make it a slideshow with shrips you don't even need an editor and just make an ai do it.
your entire job can be automated you fat piece of shit, at least give us the "least work possible" arc first
He doesn't want to do it though. He's continually talked about how often the episodes are just filler or last minute things he came up with because nothing interesting happened. Jim wants to be a writer and write gay fanfics about having sex with sentient tables or whatever the fuck. He's just too autistic to realise that fucking no one likes working and that his best option in life is to do the youtube shit and then write in his massive amount of spare time considering his current job is at most 5 hours a week and that is being incredibly generous for what he produces. But Jim won't do that because he doesn't want to.
 
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