Official Kiwifarms Cheese Runs

[Sexy Potoo]

Btw my conditions for the "calling me a liar to my fucking face" cheese ban is that it will be permanent unless you do the Cheese Run. You must go to your local store with a piece of paper that has your username on it. You will, at the cheese carousel, take a picture of your username on a piece of paper next to anything that says Limburger or Liederkranz. Send this to <admin@kiwifarms.net>. There must be several of them so you can't buy a single piece online and just throw it in the carousel, it needs to look like a real display. So if you are going to cheese the cheese test you're at least going to have to buy a bunch. I'll also accept a wheel behind glass; it basically just needs to look like you're actually at a store that sells it.

Our Sneeder in Chief has issued a challenge to the user base.

The Cheese Run™.

The rules for the Cheese Run™ are stated in the quoted post, with the additional clarification that this is for users living in the USA. This is not for unbanning purposes, but for our own volition.

Can you find the sacred cheeses Null craves within America?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

So the Great Cheese War is back on? Alright then, I'm going to sit back and enjoy my cheddar.

 

[AnOminous]

Liederkranz is an American cheese from New York.

What did he mean?

 

[Valstrax]

Man, this is bullshit. I live in Canada so I can't join the cheese run. Best of luck to my USA kiwis though!

 

[Null]

Liederkranz is an American cheese from New York.

What did he mean?

It is an American-developed answer to Limburger, because it is a region-controlled product. It is also called Limburger Liederkranz. It's also made in Wisconsin.

 

[Dangerous Dude]

Goodness gracious, the fucking cheese again.

I want to get off of Mister Moon's Wild Ride!

 

[Summer of George]

We doxed that Cuban dog mutilator guy by an ice cream shop's decor. Do you want to be doxed from background items at the cheese shop? Don't fuck around with dairy.

 

[Dawdler]

Null propping up the diary farmers

 

[Ol' Slag]

Will we get a special reward for doing this?

I'm retarded enough to do this for asspats and Internet points

Edit: I don't wanna get banned but am now curious about these cheeses available in the US.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Goodness gracious, the fucking cheese again.

I want to get off of Mister Moon's Wild Ride!

The cheese wheel never stops spinning.

I have seen a Limburger variant at my Amerislop store. The rules are too lax. Users should also be required to send photos of 100 verified non-cheddar variants from the same store, and a spreadsheet.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Jesus christ not this shit again

 

[Preacher ✝]

I am not calling Null a liar, because I do not doubt that he is being honest about his cheese hunting experiences. This is not the kind of thing I think he would lie about.

As such I do not feel obligated to go to the store with a piece of paper, all I ask is that you do not call me a liar either.

Around here we have a chain of super stores called Meijer's, it's like an higher quality version of Walmart. The rule of thumb is that Niggers shop at Walmart, White people shop at Meijer's.

This is the search results on Meijer's website for Limburger.



While I have never purchased this cheese, I do know it is there. Not long ago I bought groceries to drop off for my aging parents and my dad wanted Brie cheese, when I looked through the cheese selection at the Meijer's for the Brie cheese I distinctly remember seeing the Amish Country Limburger cheese blocks pictured above because they were right next to the Brie.

Furthermore I am not surprised that Null cannot find Limburger down in Florida, especially Amish Country Limburger. Meijer's region of influence includes Michigan, where Amish Country Cheese is made by the Williams Cheese Company. It is regional cheese from a regional comany being offered at a regional chain of stores, and it is the only Limburger cheese option around.

Finally I do not think one regional chain offering a single regional type of cheese is substantial enough to declare that America has Cheese Parity.

Make of this what you will, and please don't ban me over it.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Make of this what you will, and please don't ban me over it.

You have been instructed, hundreds of times, to provide the Limburger phonebook. You have already been banned, cheeseless child. Enjoy cheddar.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I don't know what a cheese carousel is referring to have I already lost?

 

[Commander Suzdal]

I don't know what a cheese carousel is referring to have I already lost?

It's like this, but not AI.

 

[GeekUSA]

I’ve seen cheeses… cheeses that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a cheddarhead. You have a right to ban me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to say I don't know good cheese. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what real cheese means. Cheese. Cheese has a face… and you must make a friend of cheese. European cheeses and bread are your friends. If they are not then they are goyslop to be feared.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

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Not from the US of A, but up here we put our cheese section right next to the charcuterie like proper respectable human beings. No one goes to Walmart by choice and the odd time you do you are faced with the population that can't even stack the handcarts neatly; literally animals as the area where you place it is attached to the register takes a second or two to simply place it on top of the others.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"I've seen cheeses you people wouldn't believe. All this cheese will be lost in time, like curds in the whey."

 

[AMHOLIO]

Cheese wars are great because at least half the peopoe participating in the threads are having fun over trivial matters on the internet. Godspeed Cheeserunners, I believe in you.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Not from the US of A, but up here we put are cheese section right next the the charcuterie like proper respectable human beings.

That's what we have in most supermarkets in the US, except it's only 1 side of that square display. Null is right that we don't have nearly the variety of Europe, but wrong that we only have cheddar.

I don't know if the EU has this distinction, but in the US there's a big difference between grocery stores and supermarkets. Local stores won't go for variety, it's usually 1-2 options in every category. Supermarkets are usually regional or national brands that have broader distribution networks, and they're the ones that have larger specialty sections.

As far as the rural vs big city thing: small, local stores won't have more than the basic 5 (cheddar, swiss, provolone, Jack, and some Mexican thing). But most towns of 1000+ will have a supermarket with a display as mentioned above. (I have examples of both within errand distance, but they're distinct enough that I don't want to post pictures.)