Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Instead of being jealous I look at it like If bossman can get a girl anyone can*





*This offer is not valid for Indians

I mean I’m happy for our boss man and idk if she will cuck content or not. But why are we acting like she’s not just clout chaser and no , if me or you acted like Austin we would not get any women. lol do not try this at home.

 

[Max Caulfield]

BossManSisters . . . have we been cucked?

 

[magnetic field]

They call him Slappy!

 

[evilsponge]

I'm just trying to imagine what kind of girl drives an hour away to hook up with a guy who hasn't showered or slept in days, lives in his moms house, with his room looking like an absolute pit.

 

[internet friend]

Now Austin can do the ultimate gamble. Cmon bro this can squirt... NO I FUCKING GOT GONORRHEA AGAIN! FUCK DUDE!

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

I'm just trying to imagine what kind of girl drives an hour away to hook up with a guy who hasn't showered or slept in days, lives in his moms house, with his room looking like an absolute pit.

The nastiest junkies you can meet on the street get laid. Incels seething, lower your standards and stick it in an addict.

 

[The Wokest]

I mean is she better than Alyson?
She was a rat but she used to Juice our boy too, despite being a "not-single" mom, she was able to spare a $50
And I want my boy to have a ho who appreciates him, who knows that a lil juicer for gamba > carrot puree baby food.

Gotta wait until she leaves the den, juicing or not juicing is how I will judge her and her worth.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

 

[12345678901]

Ratcels coping about BMJ getting some has made my day

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Chris Chan has a girlfriend, of course BMJ would too. Some bitches will do anything for a crumb carpet nug of e-fame. If you're an incel just have Turkey Fag make a long form youtube video essay about you and you might get laid despite being an insufferable miserable retard.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

i just hope she dosnt cuck content

 

[BMJ Enjoyer]

i just hope she dosnt cuck content

Brother it's starting to rain

 

[Null]

Reddit rats aren't taking the girlfriend news well

>he's racist, transphobic, homophobic
the federal government should immediately use emergency powers to command FEMA and the CDC to round up every redditor and bury them alive in mass graves like chinese swine flu pigs

 

[baws man jack]

I just hope when she inevitably breaks his little heart by not juicing him or subliminally dissing him. That he smokes a big fat fucking rock and gives us another legendary rap session like alys0n got.

 

[Clout $ Monei]

Its a good thing he's not on Parole pussy, and doesnt have a Parole Officer.

It's a good thing I only say PO so I can never get it wrong

 

[AgarthaCrack]

 

[JossBanMack]

People overreacting about the "bossman girlfriend arc" when he had a woman(?) who is likely a rat over for a few hours to use for content. Unshaved, unshowered, and didn't even bother picking up his room.

 

[KingFrampt]

People overreacting about the "bossman girlfriend arc" when he had a woman(?) who is likely a rat over for a few hours to use for content. Unshaved, unshowered, and didn't even bother picking up his room.

Cope, new fag!

Those rats really showed him, sleeping in his filthy bed, all alone cuddled up with bossman

 

[draggs]

bossman is turnin his life around

he's gettin it in makin it squirt one chuck pumpin carpet nugs sizzlin skateboard shreddin big buford wolfin water chuggin so up faggin your mom cryin

 

[Winter]

I do enjoy when lolcows get girlfriends and niggas on Reddit and Trooncord actually start sneeding over it.